‘Kosher’ dildos?

[JackLuis]

‘Kosher’ dildos? Sex toys increasingly marketed to religious crowds

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Did you know that you can get kinky while still worshiping the Lord? It’s true, according to a new and somewhat perplexing online trend: religious sex toy shops.

On Friday night’s “The Young Turks,” Current TV hosts Cenk Uygur and Ana Kasparian made light of the subject, which was recently examined by The Daily Beast.

Uygur observed that there are currently at least four sites marketing adult products to Christians: Book 22, Hookin’ Up Holy, Intimacy of Eden and Covenant Spice.

What about 'Kosher Kunts?"

 

[Handley_Page]

Advertising stuff gets everywhere, don't it ?

 

[estragon]

Do they circumcise dildos?

 

[3113]

Do they circumcise dildos?

I presume they come circumcised which is why they're kosher. Maybe they're also blessed by a rabbi?

 

[3113]

From the article:

“Well, Book 22 has some rules,” Cenk added. “They won’t sell condoms or anal products. I don’t make the rules, I’m just telling you.”

How do they know what they *are* selling isn't going to end up as, er, an anal product?

 

[Stella_Omega]

From the article:


How do they know what they *are* selling isn't going to end up as, er, an anal product?

They rely on faith for that.

 

[lovecraft68]

The fact they have to advertise special sex toys for "religious people" furthers the fucking stone age bullshit that goes along with these idiots.

Was buying a sex toy before a sin? Enjoying your sexuality by yourself or with a partner a sin?

Of course it was! But if you buy from their sites then it's okay.

The one question I have is do the dildos come in very small 'boy' like sizes for the priests?

Maybe there is a gift set that comes with a little dildo and communion wafers.

 

[TheLM]

I for one am glad that people are beginning to open up their sexuality to include sex toys.

You can laugh and judge at those religious individuals all you like, but this is a very progressive, healthy thing for them to embrace even if they hold some silly thing back (no anal toys? why?!).

 

[lovecraft68]

I for one am glad that people are beginning to open up their sexuality to include sex toys.

You can laugh and judge at those religious individuals all you like, but this is a very progressive, healthy thing for them to embrace even if they hold some silly thing back (no anal toys? why?!).

Well according to the good book, I believe sodomy is a sin.

Hmmm, maybe "self sodomy" would be different?

 

[3113]

Well according to the good book, I believe sodomy is a sin.

Now, now. Book 22 doesn't sell anal products, remember? They're not being hypocritical there. Ditto the Islamic site that won't sell dildos because they can't have anything in the image of a person...which make me wonder why they don't have didos that aren't anatomically identical to penises. Maybe they don't know such object exist?

 

[TE999]

Well according to the good book, I believe sodomy is a sin.

So is masturbation. Remember Onan getting in trouble for 'spilling his seed upon the ground'?

Q. How do you make pickle bread?

A. With Dill dough.

 

[3113]

So is masturbation. Remember Onan getting in trouble for 'spilling his seed upon the ground'?

Ah, but it wasn't the masturbation that got him into trouble, it was spilling that seed on the ground--which came across as a "fuck you" gesture. Had he masturbated then, as he was coming, fucked a woman, depositing his seed, the masturbation would have been acceptable. It would also have been acceptable if he'd been a woman, unable to spill any seed. So, you see, it's not the masturbation, but what you do with the seed from it

 

[Stella_Omega]

it was a sin in that particular case, because he was supposed to knock up his brother's wife. If he hadn't had that duty, he could have spilled as much seed as he wanted.

My biggest issue with Xtians is this desire to make mountains out of molehills-- and then bury millions of people under those false mountains.

 

[lovecraft68]

it was a sin in that particular case, because he was supposed to knock up his brother's wife. If he hadn't had that duty, he could have spilled as much seed as he wanted.

My biggest issue with Xtians is this desire to make mountains out of molehills-- and then bury millions of people under those false mountains.

This is very well said. You only left out the part that they also persecute those who wish to be buried under other false mountains. Only their false Mountain is the right false mountain.

 

[TxRad]

Stella, are you still making your wooden dildos?

 

[elfin_odalisque]

I presume they come circumcised which is why they're kosher. Maybe they're also blessed by a rabbi?

Funny thought. Aren't all dildos circumcised? Er, oh so I've been told. Anyway, how do you know they're Kosher and not Halal?

3113, BTW, as far as I remember, Dido has nothing remotely anatomically identical to a penis - unless she's got a big secret.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Stella, are you still making your wooden dildos?

Yes. http://dendrophil.com -- but I am wrestling with the shopping cart software as I speak, so nothing to buy there at the moment, grr!

And I am pretty sure that my dildoes are perfectly Kosher. Not bottom-feeders among them.

Right now I am sculpting in clay. I'm designing a series of toys that will be cast in silicone. They are very ornate, with historic design details. They do not look like plastic penises, nor do they look like brightly colored children's toys which is what I think the European toys are looking like.

 

[TxRad]

Yes. http://dendrophil.com -- but I am wrestling with the shopping cart software as I speak, so nothing to buy there at the moment, grr!

And I am pretty sure that my dildoes are perfectly Kosher. Not bottom-feeders among them.

Right now I am sculpting in clay. I'm designing a series of toys that will be cast in silicone. They are very ornate, with historic design details. They do not look like plastic penises, nor do they look like brightly colored children's toys which is what I think the European toys are looking like.

I've had a design bubbling in the back of my brain for a sword styled dildo with a hilt handle and a acrylic dildo on the other side of the hilt. Sold in sets maybe for personal use or fetish dueling. With the latter there is only one kill spot.

A concealed vibrating egg might also be incorporated.

What do you think, since you are our resident expert.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I've had a design bubbling in the back of my brain for a sword styled dildo with a hilt handle and a acrylic dildo on the other side of the hilt. Sold in sets maybe for personal use or fetish dueling. With the latter there is only one kill spot.

A concealed vibrating egg might also be incorporated.

What do you think, since you are our resident expert.

A dueling set!

I've thought of hilts on dildo handles-- there would be the sensation of that hilt slapping, or slamming, or gently nudging the labia or buttcheeks ... some folks would love that.

yeah, make 'em!

 

[TxRad]

A dueling set!

I've thought of hilts on dildo handles-- there would be the sensation of that hilt slapping, or slamming, or gently nudging the labia or buttcheeks ... some folks would love that.

yeah, make 'em!

By using a material that would allow for moderate reshaping of the hilt all kinds of different stimulation could come into play. I'm mentally playing with different materials. It should be an interesting project for retirement.

Then there will be all the ardent testing.

 

[Stella_Omega]

We will have to develop a new set of protocol, because the "Turn your back take twenty steps, turn and fire" routine just won't work!

This is going to be horizontal dueling. And the wrist work will be very important part of the weapon technique.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Yes. http://dendrophil.com -- but I am wrestling with the shopping cart software as I speak, so nothing to buy there at the moment, grr!

And I am pretty sure that my dildoes are perfectly Kosher. Not bottom-feeders among them.

Right now I am sculpting in clay. I'm designing a series of toys that will be cast in silicone. They are very ornate, with historic design details. They do not look like plastic penises, nor do they look like brightly colored children's toys which is what I think the European toys are looking like.

Really? Good luck. They sound like fun.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Really? Good luck. They sound like fun.

I hope they are! They have been a real chore to sculpt, drawing on old and rather rusty skills. But I think the final result will be like nothing on the market, and a lot of women will be pleased and delighted to have something that is actually beautiful to play with.

If Marie Antoinette had asked her court jeweller to make a strapon to play with her milkmaid ladies-- it would lookow easy it is to find the items.like one of my designs. or vice versa, really.

Oh, and-- http://dendrophil.com is now live, I *think*-- my test sales went through correctly. I have added six handcrafted dildos and have dozens yet to list. But I am having issues with how it all looks, and ease of finding the items. if anyone has observations, pms are welcome!

 

[sr71plt]

You don't seem to be selling the really twiggy one, though. And I wondered what unusual effect that could be put to.

 

[Stella_Omega]

You don't seem to be selling the really twiggy one, though. And I wondered what unusual effect that could be put to.

That's a little whip, with horsehair falls. Some of them have insertable handles, some have picturesque twigs or bones for handles... I'll get them online tomorrow.