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[SeraphNocturne]

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[Iceprincess12]

Are goats better for doomsday prepping than cows? They seem noiser and liable to attract more attention when scared. Fainting goats might be an option. They could distract aliens, zombies, people not aware of fainting goats or whatever evil entity is stalking the human race while you make your getaway.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Filet of goat doesn’t sound appealing, but I guess doomsday survivors can’t afford to be picky.

Maybe a pen of wild hogs for defense as well. Keep them hungry so any unsuspecting (see above for list of attackers) will be eaten with no clean up needed. They’ll eat anything and bacon is hard to say no to.

 

[HornyHal]

Filet of goat doesn’t sound appealing, but I guess doomsday survivors can’t afford to be picky.

Maybe a pen of wild hogs for defense as well. Keep them hungry so any unsuspecting (see above for list of attackers) will be eaten with no clean up needed. They’ll eat anything and bacon is hard to say no to.

I wonder if bacon would taste different if it were intruder fed pork as opposed to grass fed.

 

[HornyHal]

My god yes... you. You're invited to my doomsday cabin.

I definitely would be down for some wild hogs to feed trespassers to, and for BLTs. I actually can't recall ever eating goat and I tend to try just about everything so I'm going to take that as a sign that you're correct and goat fillet is probably nastyyy. Maybe eventually once less humans are around chickens and/or ducks can be acquired. The ideal cabin would have a river/natural spring near by!

Oooh if you’re lucky enough to have fish in the stream/river we could dig out an offshoot pond to corral and keep fish for eating.

 

[HornyHal]

Also Hi I’m Hal nice to meet you both.

 

[SexyguynSeattle]

So ordering out would not be an option? hmmmm

 

[Iceprincess12]

Natural spring water would be perfect. I’m thinking it could double as a spa. Foot pedicures by the cute fish, clay facials and hot coals added for evening relaxation. We may even forget about doomsday.

 

[HornyHal]

Ooooh hot stones for a hot tub effect!! Yassss!! Depending on our agricultural standing we might be able to grow the ingredients and brew some choice beer to enjoy in said hot tub.

 

[Mysterious_liaisons]

I’m alwys up for a wee little chat ,feel free to message me anytime

Myst .

 

[hornyhubby48]

doomsday fun

Seraph and Ice Princess, what you've been writing about doomsday sound like so much fun, I definitely would like to join the two of you.

What do you think, would a bit of messing around in the hay come in handy for the two of you as well?

 

[Iceprincess12]

I have a note from my Dr. about hay rolling. Even in these desperate times, I’m following orders.

We do have goats....

 

[mrcoolhandluke]

The doctor knows best.

 

[HornyHal]

Well said I.P., I’m just as horny if not hornier than the next guy but even I can see that this thread is fun and LITERALLY SAYS PLATONIC!!!!! Come on dude let’s crack a dictionary, Lit has a wide assortment of nooks and crannies to be perverted in, we don’t need to ruin the fun.

Now......back to the fun.....

I vote that we keep a healthy stockpile of firearms however we will leave those as a last resort, and only hunt and defend using knives and bow/crossbow in the interest of noise restriction. No sense in alerting near by threats to our location.

 

[hornyhubby48]

I have a note from my Dr. about hay rolling. Even in these desperate times, I’m following orders.

We do have goats....

care to explain to me what your doctor recommended, Ice Princess? Maybe in a PM, in case it was non-straightforward advice?

 

[SexyguynSeattle]

Who's delivering during the apocalypse? If you can phone someone my guess is they aren't likely friendly. I cook my ass off though... there'll be fish fry's and breakfast for dinner, all of that.

Well count me in then because I love breakfast for dinner yummyyyyyy!

 

[Dribble]

You can never be too prepared...look at how i put my boy scout skills to good use...i can tie some very pretty knots lol

 

[Dribble]

[knocking on Branch’s front door which is a rock]
Poppy: Branch! Branch! Branch, are you in there!
[suddenly she hears a slide being open on the ground]
Poppy: Huh?
[we see Branch’s eyes through the slit in the ground]
Branch: I’m not going to your party.
Poppy: The party’s over. We just got attacked by a Bergen!
Branch: I knew it!
Poppy: Branch! I have to tell you something. I was just gonna…
[Branch opens the slit wide open, grabs Poppy into his house, he start locking up his door]
Branch: What? What could be so important that it’s worth leading the Bergen right to us?
Poppy: The Bergen’s gone!
Branch: You don’t know that. It could still be out there. Watching, waiting, listening.
Poppy: No, it left! It took Cooper, and Smidge, and Fuzzbert, and Satin, and Chenille, and Biggie, and Guy Diamond, and Creek!
Branch: Hm.
Poppy: Which is why I have to ask you, will you go to Bergen Town with me and save everyone?
Branch: What! No!
Poppy: Branch, you can’t say no, they’re you’re friends.
Branch: Uh-uh, they’re your friends. I’m staying right here in my bunker where it’s safe.
Poppy: That’s great. You’re the one guy who knows more about Bergens than anyone, but when we finally need you, you just want to hide here forever?
Branch: Forever? Pfft. No.
[he takes her down underground]
Branch: Yeah, I really only have supplies to last me ten years, eleven, if I’m willing to store and drink my own sweat. Which I am. You all said I was crazy. Huh, well who’s crazy now? Me, crazy prepared.