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[illion]

PET #01

Cute little creature needs a new home.

Hobbies include: Potholing and Dancing,
Likes: Humid dark places, being tickled, being washed
Dislikes: The cold, aftershave (ouch!), sharp edges, zips

Tricks: Can shapeshift - has the abilty to change size and hardness rapidly. Also does a mean volcano impression.

He's fully housebroken but occasionally forgets to lower the loo seat.

illion

If anyone else has a creature in need of a new home post here.

 

[Latinababe]

I have nothing to adopt but can I adopt yours....*LoL*

 

[Mysteryman5500]

LMAO THATS SO DAM FUNNY ILLIN THANKS!!!

 

[illion]

I have nothing to adopt but can I adopt yours....*LoL*

Yeeaaah, a new owner. Oooh my, he's become very excited at the thought of the lovely home you've found for him Latinababe . mwah

I've got another cute fella in need of a home if anyone is interested. He's a bit camera shy but I'll try to get a snap of him later.

illion

 

[illion]

PET #02

He used to be a muppet but now he's just a hand puppet. Awwwww such a sad little guy. Can you make Beaker smile again?

illion

 

[Luvinit]

Does he eat much? Will I have to clean a litter box? Cute little bugger. (*edited to say that the term "little" is NOT indicative of the size of this adoptable pet.)

Loved this idea. Thanks!

 

[Imi]

OH GOD!!! LOlOLOLOLOLOLOLL!!!!!

BEAKER!!!!

 

[Latinababe]

Yeeaaah, a new owner. Oooh my, he's become very excited at the thought of the lovely home you've found for him Latinababe . mwah

I've got another cute fella in need of a home if anyone is interested. He's a bit camera shy but I'll try to get a snap of him later.

illion

wooooohoooooooo I will take oh so good care of him

 

[Wiggles]

 

[illion]

PET #03

I think I've created the first ever Spiderman joke. Here goes...

Q) Why was Spiderman embarrassed to be Irish American?
A) He didn't want to be called Paddy Long Legs.

Now, before you all go mad on me, I just want to say I'm Irish.

Oh yeah, I new there was a link here somewhere. Here's Spiderman's Boss's pet. Jonah Jameson

illion

 

[Teddybear1626]

LMAO!

OH GOODNESS THAT WAS SO FUNNY...I REALLY NEED THAT LAUGH TODAY THANX GUYS!!

 

[goddess]

This was too cute. Adorable. Wouldn't it be really awsome if your penis could talk! I can just imagine what they would say. Do you think any of them would be afraid of the darK? That could be a tragedy!

 

[HotAsJuly]

Illion...you are sooo damn funny!! *LMAO*

But could you imagine if you were getting your grove on & the damn thing started talking to ya? *L* Freaky!!

 

[Gendron]

Unique and entertaining add. He seems to be attached to a great sense of humor. I hope you find a good home for him.

Rose

 

[model_estelle]

Here are two lovable pets of my own. They might want to be adopted along with those other lovable creatures! he he - m_e

 

[illion]

Always nice to see twins. They're so adorable with cute pink noses.

Oh oh, the other pets are getting rather boisterous. Beaker's gone crazy. I think your hair colour has set him off estelle. meep meep meep lol

....Wouldn't it be really awsome if your penis could talk! I can just imagine what they would say. Do you think any of them would be afraid of the darK? That could be a tragedy!

Oh they can talk alright. But only us guys can hear them. THANK GOD!!!

 

[Saytur]

Okay no offense but that first pic . . . kind of creeped me out. Those wierd penis arms . . . eewww

 

[illion]

PET #04

Okay no offense but that first pic . . . kind of creeped me out. Those wierd penis arms . . . eewww

None taken.

I think I've found the perfect pet for you Saytur. No Offense


illion

Cry of the Cthulhu

 

[DéjàNu]

He used to be a muppet but now he's just a hand puppet. Awwwww such a sad little guy. Can you make Beaker smile again?

illion

your puppet can be friend with my Wondrous Vulva Puppet

http://www.houseochicks.com/images/tangon.jpg

Just check this website LOL

 

[Saytur]

I think I've found the perfect pet for you Saytur. No Offense

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

they're like little alien penis thingys . . . I'm gonna hurl

 

[LilGirlLost]

Oh they can talk alright. But only us guys can hear them. THANK GOD!!!

Now I'm imagining a room full of men, and all the penises (or is that peni?) talking.

I hope this doesn't give me nightmares.

Lil

 

[HotAsJuly]

This has got to be by far... the strangest thread I have ever seen!!! *L* And not so surprising is that illion started it! *LOL* I don't know if I'm gonna have any nightmares about the penis people, but if anyone else does... you have to share!! *L*

 

[illion]

Well, I'm sure I've ruined the new Spiderman film for a lot of people. lol

But Nightmares July and LilGirlLost?? Okay, I'll admit the last one was Lovecraft inspired but the others surely not? lol

illion

 

[HotAsJuly]

You know what it is...illion, you have taken naming your penis too far *L* You had to go & give him his own persona *L*

 

[illion]

So Penis+Persona=Yuck! Damn, there goes my idea for a new X rated South Park clone.

Hey maybe one of you girls could start up a female version of this thread. Estelle, July?

illion