Looking for open-source sex

domjoe

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Over the years, the sexual content in my stories has dwindled to the point where they're virtually unsubmittable to Lit. except
as non-erotic (which is like ordering vegetarian at a Mongolian barbecue).

So, as a service to the community, are there any authors here who are willing to place in the public domain short, terse useful "boilerplate" sex paragraphs or sentences?

If so, please post them to this thread!




Copyright (c) 2005 Dominic Josephs

Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy of this sex and associated documentation files (the "Sex"), to deal in the Sex without restriction, including without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Sex, and to permit persons to whom the Sex is furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:

The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all copies or substantial portions of the Sex.

THE SEX IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SEX OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SEX.

 
"Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss, I'm cuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!"

Feel free to add more letters to that one.

I kikced down the dor and camed in her fase.

MathGirl, come back!

Sorry for the non-serious answers Joe, but I wasn't really sure if you were being serious. And if you were I'm not sure I could be much help. Most of my sex writing's spur of the moment; I'm not sure I could write generic sentences.

The Earl
 
She unzips his trousers, pretending to be her sister.

'Are you sure about this?' he says.

'She did it to you.'

'Yes.'

'Pretend I'm her.'

'I can't.'

'Just close you eyes.'

Look at how excited he's getting He doesn't mean to. He doesn't want to pretend.'

She takes it out. Pulls it out of his jeans. It catches on his zip.

'I'm sorry,' she says, and moves her head towards it.

Now this is more like it. This is what he's used to. It might as well be her.

'Suck it, bitch. Suck it.'

The familiar words.

'Suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it.'

His voice is as rhythmical as her movements; the pale face moving up and down on him. Her action is very familiar.

Now he comes to think of it, she is remarkably like her sister.

'Bitch,' he says, as he comes in her mouth.

* * *

There are two people in the car. Watch them as they sit there in silence. He wants to say something, to tell her it will be all right, but he can;t think of the words. He's pissed off that his friend has let him down.

His work isn't going very well. Look at the bags under his eyes; the lines on his face. Poor bastered.

He glances at her a few times, but she just looks lonely.

He's lonely too.

Two lonely people driving into the night alone.

She puts her hand on his leg[sic]

'Don't worry,' she says.


from 'Seaside' by Scarlett Thomas (nel - Hodder & Stoughton) 1999

Julie feels nauseous. 'Can I talk you to later?[sic]' she says.

He's feeling more excited then[sic] he's ever felt before, and this is making him cheerful.

from 'Going Out' by Scarlett Thomas 2003 Fourth Estate (HarperCollinsPublisher)

My sig-line and Sc's are mysterious.
 
EnglishMuffin said:
She unzips his trousers, pretending to be her sister.

'Are you sure about this?' he says.

'She did it to you.'

'Yes.'

'Pretend I'm her.'

'I can't.'

'Just close you eyes.'

Look at how excited he's getting He doesn't mean to. He doesn't want to pretend.'

She takes it out. Pulls it out of his jeans. It catches on his zip.

'I'm sorry,' she says, and moves her head towards it.

Now this is more like it. This is what he's used to. It might as well be her.

'Suck it, bitch. Suck it.'

The familiar words.

'Suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it.'

His voice is as rhythmical as her movements; the pale face moving up and down on him. Her action is very familiar.

Now he comes to think of it, she is remarkably like her sister.

'Bitch,' he says, as he comes in her mouth.

* * *

There are two people in the car. Watch them as they sit there in silence. He wants to say something, to tell her it will be all right, but he can;t think of the words. He's pissed off that his friend has let him down.

His work isn't going very well. Look at the bags under his eyes; the lines on his face. Poor bastered.

He glances at her a few times, but she just looks lonely.

He's lonely too.

Two lonely people driving into the night alone.

She puts her hand on his leg[sic]

'Don't worry,' she says.


from 'Seaside' by Scarlett Thomas (nel - Hodder & Stoughton) 1999

Julie feels nauseous. 'Can I talk you to later?[sic]' she says.

He's feeling more excited then[sic] he's ever felt before, and this is making him cheerful.

from 'Going Out' by Scarlett Thomas 2003 Fourth Estate (HarperCollinsPublisher)

My sig-line and Sc's are mysterious.

I've not read those. I did like PopCo and Bright Young Things though.

The Earl
 
Originally posted by ChilledVodka
I've not read those.
Yeah? But you wrote them, though.

I did like PopCo and Bright Young Things though.
I'm still waiting for them to be delivered.
I've heard they are quite good read.
 
Originally posted by ChilledVodka? That's the world's most random bit of quoting!

The Earl
 
Help yourself to anything from my stories. The sex scenes are inevitably far too lengthy; if you snip out one story's worth of description, what's left might be about right.

Shanglan
 
In the past, I've written enough to define the characters, the setting, and the situation. Then I've haded off the story to another writer (so far, always women) and let them run with it.

They always take the sex scene in a different direction then I would have. Always fun to read then for me.

You might want to try finding a writing partner.
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
They always take the sex scene in a different direction then I would have.

Ah, so fuckin' true.

Thanks for the tip.

Actually, my post was more of a solicitaiton for authors to submit "sound bytes" for general use, sort of like a like a public library, only consisting entirely of royalty-free fuck bits.
 
"Fuck me!" she screamed.

"Well, what else am I gonna do with you, you whore?"

"Ok, fair point."

(Ok, I edited it back again. Cheers, Abs! :D)
 
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Tatelou said:
"Fuck me!" she screamed.

"Well, what else am I gonna do with you, you whore?"

"Ok, fair point."

That's why you're a slut queen.:rose:
 
ABS, thanks for capturing that before she could edit. Lou, you're wrong: That's lovely. I'm off to read all of your stories again.
 
domjoe said:
ABS, thanks for capturing that before she could edit. Lou, you're wrong: That's lovely. I'm off to read all of your stories again.

Cool, thanks! After that, pop into ABSTRUSIONS. I hear Abs keeps medication behind the bar. ;)
 
Once I'm done with the semi-novella in process, I'll be happy to post the sex scenes, but I doubt you'll find them very transferrable ;)

Shanglan
 
Transferable? You're making assumptions about my stories.

Here's a snippet of what I'm working on:
-----------------------------
Panicking, He automatically pulled up his pants and flushed the toilet.

“Wh- who are you? WHERE are you??”

“I’m not a who, I’m a what. Get me out of here.”

It was the toilet brush. Hubey pulled it out of the plastic holder, and held it up to his face.

“Excuse me, did you just say something?”

“Yeah. Now, listen, and listen well. I mean listen good. I am your conscience. And don’t ask me why I’ve been embodied as a toilet brush, let’s just say its Karma for some bad advice I gave during my last assignment.”
 
domjoe said:
Transferable? You're making assumptions about my stories.

Here's a snippet of what I'm working on:
-----------------------------
Panicking, He automatically pulled up his pants and flushed the toilet.

“Wh- who are you? WHERE are you??”

“I’m not a who, I’m a what. Get me out of here.”

It was the toilet brush. Hubey pulled it out of the plastic holder, and held it up to his face.

“Excuse me, did you just say something?”

“Yeah. Now, listen, and listen well. I mean listen good. I am your conscience. And don’t ask me why I’ve been embodied as a toilet brush, let’s just say its Karma for some bad advice I gave during my last assignment.”

Hah! Maybe you're right. At least, I am interested in the story.

Shanglan
 
Tatelou said:
"Fuck me!" she screamed.

"Well, what else am I gonna do with you, you whore?"

"Ok, fair point."

(Ok, I edited it back again. Cheers, Abs! :D)

:D

I'm gonna use that.

Not in a story though...
 
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