Ladies: Are you tired of sleeping alone on those cold, winter nights?

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September 3, 2004

The Boyfriend Arm Pillow is a Japanese product aimed at Japanese who like sleeping with their head on their partner's chest but don't have a partner to do it with, or have given up on the standard model and are trying to reconstruct a better boyfriend.

So far they've got the shape right and have it padded appropriately for comfort, they've eliminated all the sounds and smells of the standard boyfriend and have even added an alarm clock which gently shakes the arm when it's time to get up.

The synthetic boyfriend is not a full body pillow, only offering half length,
We are unaware at this point of any after-market accessories for the product though we figure an inbuilt electric blanket would be good for cold nights. And perhaps a nice strong slow heartbeat and maybe an MP3 jukeboox with access to long loops of recorded audio such as rain beating on a tin roof, hours of sweet talking, a comprehensive library of self esteem affirmations, the life works of Barry White and ...

Only time will tell if women outside Japan decide the Boyfriend Arm Pillow is a viable alternative to the real thing. At US$77, it requires no further maintenance other than occasional fluffing, and has no running costs and we suspect there's a hug latent market for women of all nationalities who have decided that the White Knight might not be coming.

Quite a few Japanese sites offer the Boyfriend Arm Pillow and manufacturer Kameo is looking to distribute the pillow in other countries based on the popularity of item. There is also an unconfirmed report that a limited edition Girlfriend Arm Pillow will be trailed.

Boyfriend Arm Pillow


Note: For those of you who want a little more action from your Pillows, Calamity Jane's company is now selling replica Litster penises that can be conveniently attached to said Pillow, for hours and hours of fun. Please PM Calamity Jane for sizing.
 
I've said it before and I'll say it again: the more I learn about the Japanese, they weirder they seem.
 
islandman said:
Note:For those of you who want a little more action from your Pillows, Calamity Jane's company is now selling replica Litster penises that can be conveniently attached to said Pillow, for hours and hours of fun. Please PM Calamity Jane for sizing.

You're a marketing genius!!!!!
 
Oh, yeah! This would be good for my girls... they crowd their daddy all night!
 
peachykeen said:
I've said it before and I'll say it again: the more I learn about the Japanese, they weirder they seem.

The last time I was there I used a toilet with a heated seat, a radio and a television built into it. They have too much free time on their hands, I think.
 
Do we want to know how you came across this, or what you used to remove the stain??
 
MorgaineLaFay said:
Can't I just get a t-shirt?

I'd like to wait for the full real version.

A t-shirt...way to kill the romance there, Slick.

Please allow 7 days for shipping and handling. -chuckle-
 
MorgaineLaFay said:
Can't I just get a t-shirt?

I'd like to wait for the full real version.


ummmm, ... I come with seasonal snow, two arms, and a place to ice skate.

No waiting necessary for the right woman. She must like getting massages though.

:rose:
 
I dunno, one of those may be a good thing.

No more compaints that his arm is falling asleep.

No more having to lose the comfortableness just cause he has to pee.
 
lovetoread said:
I dunno, one of those may be a good thing.

No more compaints that his arm is falling asleep.

No more having to lose the comfortableness just cause he has to pee.

Excuse me, when did I ever complain that my arm was falling asleep? My arm has a better chance of falling asleep if a mosquito lands on it little lady!
 
It's interesting thought that the pillow is wearing what looks like a regular buttondown. I don't think I've snuggled up to a man who was that dressed in a long time.
 
ShamelessFlirt said:
Excuse me, when did I ever complain that my arm was falling asleep? My arm has a better chance of falling asleep if a mosquito lands on it little lady!

Yes dear. :kiss:
 
islandman said:
A t-shirt...way to kill the romance there, Slick.

Please allow 7 days for shipping and handling. -chuckle-


You want me to get cozy with something synthetic instead of hot smooth flesh?


*Slick*

-chuckle-
 
Calamity Jane said:
It's interesting thought that the pillow is wearing what looks like a regular buttondown. I don't think I've snuggled up to a man who was that dressed in a long time.


Think Japanese. It's pajama tops.
 
Is there an equivalent for the guys? The "Girlfriend Legs Pillow" or something?
 
MorgaineLaFay said:
You want me to get cozy with something synthetic instead of hot smooth flesh?


*Slick*

-chuckle-



Oooh I choose hot smooth...hard...flesh! ;)
 
For the men, they need a Cushy Girlfriend Titty Pillow.
 
sunstruck said:
That's the saddest thing I've ever seen. I can see widows buying those.

And dressing them in their husband's old shirts.

That is kind of sad, now that you mention it.
 
I think I'd rather have one with a whole chest. More to cuddle with.
 
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