You're already going to Hell, so you might as well know your destination

According to Dante, God is very strict and well all of you are already damned to everlasting hellfire and brimstone. So, you might as well gleam where in Hell (excuse the pun) you're going. Will it be with the other man-sluts and lady-chatterly's in the Circle 2: Lustful? Or maybe you'll party in the City of Dis with the Heretics? Why not take the test?

Dante's Inferno Test

My results:

See below.

Yeah, Limbo. Kicking it with Aristophanes, Douglas Adams, and Socrates for all of eternity. There are far worse ways to spend eternity.

Overall I agree with how it came out. I try to be virtuous by pure morality grounds often. I do have a bit of nihilism reflected in the wrath and gloom sector. I disagree on the level given to my violence as I have yet to ever strike anyone in anger. However the questions seemed to assume that playing violent video games and having a low opinion of humanity equals a desire to go on a killing spree. Ah vell. (Also my lustful and heretic levels could have been a bit higher )

Apparently -

I'm supposed to wrap myself around you twice, Luc.



The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


It was the lust that did me in.

The lust, and the anal and oral sex. (I'm so ashamed.)

Nahh, not really!

I suspect that 2nd Level is going to get very crowded with Literotica members.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Ooops, I didn't see this thread, I took the test over on ABS place.

Apparently.............I come out at level 7. I'm volent.

I got level 6: The City of Dis

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

Looks like I will be residing on Level 7, although I also have the same rating on level 2. Perhaps I could keep a summer home there?

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate


Uh-oh.

Snoopy

Looks like im in good company. Ill be lingering in the second level if anyone wants to come visit (Luc has built me a condo there.. very lush for all the orgies i plan on having.)

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Ok, this is bad.



The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Don't wanna know, I'll find out soon enough.

I had it posted elsewhere already:

Lauren Hynde said:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Level......................................| Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)............| Very Low
Level 1 (Virtuous Non-Believers)...........| Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)..........................| Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous).......................| High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)..........| High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)..............| Low
Level 6 (Heretics).........................| Low
Level 7 (Violent)..........................| Very High
Level 8 (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers).| Very High
Level 9 (Treacherous)......................| Very High

Yeah, seems pretty accurate. Looks like God doesn't take kindly to all the lesbian love and anal sex.

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I scored 2nd level. Just as well; don't you hate ending up somewhere that you don't run into anyone you know?

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Actually, I would view this as not too bad. There is a city and cities offer opportunity to the strong. I am strong! Now, these Furies seem to me to perhaps offer an opportunity. They have a nasty 'front.' Those who need to maintain such a front are often hiding weakness. It should be possible to organize the heretics who are being dumped on. Of course, I would be betrayed by the wicked. This last is useful as such betrayal is predictable and will lead my enemies into situations where I can win. Once I have secured a foothold, I would expect to be attacked by demons. Subverting demons is childsplay. Then I would have troops and a good negotiating position.

One thing that was omitted. where are the whores???

rgraham666 said:

Don't wanna know, I'll find out soon enough.

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ROFL.......

R. Richard said:

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

One thing that was omitted. where are the whores???

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Up in Level 2 among the Lustful, probably.

Seventh, hmmmm thought it would be higher.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Extreme
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High



2nd level for me. Suppose i need to stock up on asbestos undies.

-Colly

Colleen Thomas said:

2nd level for me. Suppose i need to stock up on asbestos undies.

-Colly

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The asbestos undies are required farther down, Colly. On Level 2 you might want a windbreaker, though:

Lo bufera infernal, che mai non resta,
mena li spirti con la sua rapina;
voltando e percotendo li molesta.

The infernal whirlwind, which never rests, drives the spirits before is violence; turning and striking, it tortures them.

Don't know if it's good or bad...

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

I ROCK!!!!

I fucking love this. Hi Liar! You're the only one lower than me. I'll try to get down to visit you on the weekends.


The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-...nformation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv


Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Somehow, I'm not in the least surprised.

sweetsub: I'll gladly take you up on that offer. Hope my tail doesn't stroke...i mean wrap too hard

dee: Don't worry I've had vella set up a nice house for all the literoticans, even the ones who went further down.

R. Richard: Sigh. If I only had a dollar for everytime someone's tried that. I'll let you and the other heretics rent at my city flat if you want though.

rgraham: Like you don't already know it's circle 2.

Liar: har. Well, at least with all the ice, it'll feel more like home.

dee: Yesh, an asbestos windbreaker or the house with very strong windows and a quite overused floor.

ABSTRUSE said:

Seventh, hmmmm thought it would be higher.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

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Abs!!! We're evil sisters.
Level 7 for me as well.

matriarch said:

Abs!!! We're evil sisters.
Level 7 for me as well.

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We're taking over Hell Mat and I'm driving!