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Oscuridad

Oscuridad

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Shiver with nameless terror ye trolls of lit...

I have for you a fate worse than Damnation.

More painful than poor grammar.

More hideously awful than a BeeGees album.

I present to you the elite troll-crushing force of...

The Troll Hammer

Sure, a pretty name won't do much but I shall now reveal the entwined chaotic malice that will consume your souls.

To my right, Ducky19, his fluffy tank and more hugs than can ever be contemplated.

To my left Avery Chisolm, eyes at the ready.

Coupled with my own sarcastic invective we shall turn troll minds into something resembling French's fried onions.

...

Incidentally I am taking auditions for someone with a hideously long multi-font multi-color multi-image sigline to act as rearguard.

...

Fear The Troll Hammer



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That is all.
 
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I wanna play, but my sensabilities forbid me from using long multi-font multi-color multi-image siglines. :(
 
You can join the TrlHmr Auxilliary.

Providing support to the team and additional derision to the target.
 
"Start up"

*Cranks up the engine*

*turns radios on*

*loads a hug shell into the breech*

Fluffy tank waiting orders....LOL
 
You have too much time on your hands, you know.


We should do something about that.
 
ducky19 said:
"Start up"

*Cranks up the engine*

*turns radios on*

*loads a hug shell into the breech*

Fluffy tank waiting orders....LOL
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*salutes*

Be on the look out for trolls.

If you see one, project the big hammer sign into the sky and we shall converge.
 
Silverlily said:
You have too much time on your hands, you know.


We should do something about that.
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Do I?

I'm sure you have a suggestion.
 
Oscuridad said:
*salutes*

Be on the look out for trolls.

If you see one, project the big hammer sign into the sky and we shall converge.
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Have you been into the stash again?
 
DarkAngel said:
Have you been into the stash again?
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I told you, I don't like barbie clothes.

And pick the spare heads up off the floor will you?
 
Oscuridad said:
Do I?

I'm sure you have a suggestion.
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Yes, love, you do.


But of course, not only what to do with your time, but your hands as well.
 
Oscuridad said:
*salutes*

Be on the look out for trolls.

If you see one, project the big hammer sign into the sky and we shall converge.
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*tests big hammer searchlight* yup, works good:).

Assigns arcs of fire to my fluffy gunner, and tells the fluffy driver to advance slowly...

Here trolly trolly trolly....:)
 
Oscuridad said:
Yes my savoury?

Are you showing up for our target practice?

How considerate. :D
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Yes how considerate..

You two are starting to make me sick...
 
Silverlily said:
Yes, love, you do.


But of course, not only what to do with your time, but your hands as well.
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Is it not a noble pursuit to crush the stupidly spiteful?

And isn't this the best way ever to go about it? :D

Lead on. :kiss:
 
ducky19 said:
*tests big hammer searchlight* yup, works good:).

Assigns arcs of fire to my fluffy gunner, and tells the fluffy driver to advance slowly...

Here trolly trolly trolly....:)
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I love it when a good plan comes together.

Now to find Avery.
 
To Paraphrase:

"Trolls to the left of them. Trolls to the right of them. Bravely posted the Trollhammer brigade"
 
Oscuridad said:
Is it not a noble pursuit to crush the stupidly spiteful?

And isn't this the best way ever to go about it? :D

Lead on. :kiss:
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Yes

Not sure

Absolutely :kiss:
 
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