Wanted, a woman who loves writing and masturbating...

I know I seek the unlikely, but...


I want an intelligent and attractive woman to submit, in words, her most intimate masturbatory secrets to me. This will be something that turns her on, knowing a man she'll never meet has this knowledge of her. She should of course be a good writer, her words enabling all my senses to participate in her pleasure. We might also explore some directed masturbation if you are inclined. If this is erotically attractive to you please respond to my request.

I have to admit to a busy schedule at the moment so my response to you might regrettably be intermittent. Well, I'm being honest! However I can assure your efforts will be read with the same enthusiasm as their writing, and if the quality of your writing and masturbation is sufficient you may effect the alteration of my schedule ;-)

nil points to anyone who says it's difficult to write and masturbate at the same time

nil points for me then... it makes the keyboard all slippery and so myan typo's welcome welshguy

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Call me finicky!

But, I'll only consider it if the pencil comes with a rubber.