We need a volunteer troll

RavenSpirit2k4

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Since bytor has apparently fled, we in the BDSM forums no longer have a troll to torment with our kinks and perversions. So we do we have volunteers around here?

Why should you volunteer? Well, first of all, it will be very educational. It might just awaken some of your darker fantasies, which will lead you to live out some of them and thus have a more pleasurable, fulfilling life.

And finally, Kajira Callista and Etoile are absolute, total babes! I kid you not. There are possibly others there who are just as hot but might be more shy, we don't know.

Thank you for reading this message.
 
pagan switch said:
Since bytor has apparently fled, we in the BDSM forums no longer have a troll to torment with our kinks and perversions. So we do we have volunteers around here?

Why should you volunteer? Well, first of all, it will be very educational. It might just awaken some of your darker fantasies, which will lead you to live out some of them and thus have a more pleasurable, fulfilling life.

And finally, Kajira Callista and Etoile are absolute, total babes! I kid you not. There are possibly others there who are just as hot but might be more shy, we don't know.

Thank you for reading this message.

etoile may be a babe, but she's a lesbian. that's like offering wax fruit to a starving man. cruel. just cruel.
 
Re: Re: We need a volunteer troll

killallhippies said:
etoile may be a babe, but she's a lesbian. that's like offering wax fruit to a starving man. cruel. just cruel.

Yes and yes. :)
 
What do you mean by troll? From my definition of troll (one who posts off-topic crap just to piss board users off), I can't see why you'd want one...
 
Wolf of Mibu 69 said:
What do you mean by troll? From my definition of troll (one who posts off-topic crap just to piss board users off), I can't see why you'd want one...

Very true, but we had loads of fun tormenting bytor, who is, sadly, no longer with us.
 
Wolf of Mibu 69 said:
Heh, well, if you were giving him attention, that was probably his goal.

Interestingly, he disappeared at about the same time we began speculating on what his fantasies might be that it motivated him to troll us kinksters.
 
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Wolf of Mibu 69 said:
What do you mean by troll? From my definition of troll (one who posts off-topic crap just to piss board users off), I can't see why you'd want one...


Well..... being from MI...... Troll here means someone who lives south of the bridge.
 
steerpike said:
Well..... being from MI...... Troll here means someone who lives south of the bridge.

Hmmmm, I suppose we could use one of those as a guard and heavy lifter.
 
killallhippies said:
what bridge?


DAMN!!! I was hoping I wouldn't have to spell it..... the Mackincaw <eek> Bridge that seperated the northern <damn... another one> pennincia for the sothern one.
 
steerpike said:
DAMN!!! I was hoping I wouldn't have to spell it..... the Mackincaw <eek> Bridge that seperated the northern <damn... another one> pennincia for the sothern one.

i've lived here most of my life and i can't recall ever hearing that. of course, i've only been as far north as manistee. i've never to the u.p. or crossed the mackinac bridge.
 
pagan switch said:
Since bytor has apparently fled, we in the BDSM forums no longer have a troll to torment with our kinks and perversions. So we do we have volunteers around here?

Why should you volunteer? Well, first of all, it will be very educational. It might just awaken some of your darker fantasies, which will lead you to live out some of them and thus have a more pleasurable, fulfilling life.

And finally, Kajira Callista and Etoile are absolute, total babes! I kid you not. There are possibly others there who are just as hot but might be more shy, we don't know.

Thank you for reading this message.


You can take PB Walker back, he's trolled over here long enough.
 
Re: Re: We need a volunteer troll

HeavyStick said:
You can take PB Walker back, he's trolled over here long enough.

We would love to, but we need volunteers. Sorry.
 
killallhippies said:
i've lived here most of my life and i can't recall ever hearing that. of course, i've only been as far north as manistee. i've never to the u.p. or crossed the mackinac bridge.


Well.... my brother *did* go to Mich Tech..... So I do knida have the advantage there.
 
Re: Re: We need a volunteer troll

HeavyStick said:
You can take PB Walker back, he's trolled over here long enough.

He did not...repeat, did not follow Lance over to the GB.
 
steerpike said:
DAMN!!! I was hoping I wouldn't have to spell it..... the Mackincaw <eek> Bridge that seperated the northern <damn... another one> pennincia for the sothern one.

Isn't that the one that that guy jumped off, in that song?
 
steerpike said:
Give me just a few less details, and I might get it.


:D:D


I have NO idea.

Oh fuck. I was hoping someone might be able to read my mind.

I don't know. It was like Bobby Lee or something, and he jumped off the Mackinaw Bridge for some reason (a girl most likely), and they made a song out of a poem about it.

Bleh.
 
Freya said:
Oh fuck. I was hoping someone might be able to read my mind.

I don't know. It was like Bobby Lee or something, and he jumped off the Mackinaw Bridge for some reason (a girl most likely), and they made a song out of a poem about it.

Bleh.


Me and Bobby MaGee by Janis Joplin?????
 
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