Sexiness Index

Sexiness Index

What makes a woman sexy? Lots of different things, obviously. And not everyone would agree on what they are, which is good because otherwise all us men would be after the same group of women.

For purposes of this question, I'm trying to distinguish "sexiness" from "attractiveness." I want to focus on things that women DO to be sexy. Of course beautiful features, big boobs on a narrow waist topping wide hips is sexy, but aside from keeping in shape, a woman can't will herself a beautiful face or a bombshell figure, sexy as that may be.

Below are a series of features that go into making up a sexiness index SI for me. Let me know thing you would add subtract or score differently.

Shoes
tennis, flats -2
boots -3
sandal 1
Heels 1 per inch, 2 per inch for >4
open toe 1
straps 2

Feet
painted toe nails 1
tatoo 2
Ankle chain 2

Hair
very short -1
Neck length 1
Shoulder length 2
waist length 3
curled 1
colored 2

Tops
Bulky sweaters,
loose blouse -2
thin blouse 1
tops that show navel 1
tied below tits 2
see through 3
no bra 2
low cut, cleavage 2
sleeveless, tits visible 1
stretches tight over tits 1

Pants
trouser, loose,
thick material -3
tight across ass 1
thin 1
shorts 1
short shorts 2

Skirts
long, thick -1
knee length 0
hem above knee 1 per inch
hem above knee (power suit) 2 per inch >4 inches
Maternity 1
Flounced/slit 1
panties (or lack thereof)
visible 4

Underwear
white cotton -1
sliky 1
push up bra 2
thong 2
french cut 1
none 4
panty hose -3
stockings 3
flesh tones 0
black 1
red 2
other bright colors 3
fishnet, seemed 2
cum soaked 3

Movement
sways hips 1
wiggles butt 2
jiggles tits 2
waddles (when pregnant) 3

Jewelry
None visible -2
Ear tack 0
necklace 1
earrings 2
large flashy earrings 4
large flashy rings 2
numerous loose bracelets 2
nipple ring 3
clitty ring 4

Behavior
stares at crotches, women 1
stares at crotches, men 2
lick lips when sees crotch 3
plays with tits in public 2
plays with pussy in public 3
uses toys in public 5
Exposes tits 3
Flashes beaver 4

Contraception
On pill -1
Norplant -2
Diaghphram 1
Uses Rhythm method 1
Uses Rhythm method,
can't count 3
Depend on man to pull out 3
No protection 1
Uses fertility pills 2

Pregnancy/children
cute buldge 4
about to pop 5
pregnant and nursing add 1
pregnant and has >2 young children 7
pregnant and has >2 teenage children 9
unmarried 2
married but pregnant by lover 4
>3 young children 2
1 or more children<3 &
grown, teenage children 3
children by different fathers 1 per father
got pregnant w/o telling lover 1
got pregnant over
lover's objections 2

Occupation
Traditional male indoor 1
High income 2
Traditional male outdoor 2

Partner
younger lover 2
(extra points for more obvious differences
taller than lover 1
lover of lower social class 3
lover of visibly different
ethnic/racial group 4
several partners simultaneously 2
sex with women 3

Age (added to scores above 20)
12-18 2
19-28 0
29-38 2
39-48 3
49-menopause 4

So lets analyze a typical porn heroine, Ayo in my story "Ayo,"

(sadly stillpending)

Forty year old BF 3
Famous scientist (male role, income) 2
Curled hair 2
Large loopy earrings 2
Skirt 9 inches above knee 9
5 inch open toe strappy sandal 8
Toenails painted red 1
Leopard print skirt 1
Low cut, see-through blouse 5
19 year old lover (>20 years difference) 7
Also does women 3
Lover is WM 4
Lover has lower social class occupation 3
6 children, 6 different fathers 12
Pregnant, not showing 5
Got pregnant w/p lover awareness 1
Multiple partners 2
Wiggles hips 2
Jigles tits 2
Exposes tits 3
Flashes beaver 4
Uses vibrator on the highway 2

Total 82

Does anyone have a protagonist that tops Ayo?

Don't forget:

Lack of intelligence: +100points.

Svenskaflicka said:

Don't forget:

Lack of intelligence: +100points.

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Agreed. And I don't find a lot of those criteria to be all that sexy. For example: I find a woman wearing western boots sexy. Withcut-offs, VERY sexy. But thats just me.

Boobs!

Holes!

Something between her ears!

Ohmagawd, it's still alive..!

What? No leather???????

Vargas, you've got a thing for pregnancy, I gather?

Nothing about voice, attatude and language there, the three things that separates merely attractive and redhotsuperfuckingsexy women.

#L

I don't know--trying to quantify something like this just doesn't make any sense to me.

That's just me though, so carry on...

Liar said:

redhotsuperfuckingsexy women.

#L

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Let's address this, shall we?

What are YOUR criteria where those things are concerned?

~lucky (no voice, but plenty of attitude)

lucky-E-leven said:

Let's address this, shall we?

What are YOUR criteria where those things are concerned?

~lucky (no voice, but plenty of attitude)

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Listen to Short Skirt Long Jacket by Cake. I want that girl.

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
and eyes that burn like cigarettes

with fingernails that shines like justice
and a voice that is dark like tainted glass
she is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack
she is touring the facilities, picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt
and a long jacket.

Or something like that. Might have mixed up verses there.

But ok, you asked for it, here's a list. Physical and fashion attributes shamelesly mixed with personality and character traits that I find sexy.

A smooth, distinct voice.
Creative talent and ambition.
Green eyes.
Shoulder length not too well groomed hair.
Likes to pull up sleeves and dig/hammer/change tires.
Likes to sing. (good at singing a bonus, but not mandatory)
Loose fit pants of thin material.
Non-tight and/or pleated skirts.
Bare shoulders and arms.
Bare back. Yowsa.
Likes to dance, and does it well.
Boots (especially with skirts)
Sandals or bare feet.
A twisted sense of humor.
A sharp wit.
Tattoos (sometimes)
Mild piercing (above the belt, please)
A proud but natural posture.
An energetic walk.
Close to laughs.


Makinng too much of an effort, as in high heels, tight pants and skirts, fishnets, excessive jewelery and makeup among other classic sexy diva-attributes is really unsexy.

#L

CV summed it up well for me. Nada to add. P.

I don't really know how to answer this one. A lot of your questions didn't really work towards the question. Yes, these attributes can help when first seeing someone, but they aren't all. I can look at two people in a bar, one dressed t the nines in a tight skirt, see through blouse, High Heels, and a face that would make a monk drool, while beside her was a woman dressed in loose fitting clothes with a pretty yet plain face. The difference in their attractiveness/sexines is in how they carried themselves, or in their attitude.
Many of the women I have run across who dress to the nines are trying to prove something to either themselves or to others. (Hey look at me. I'm sexy and I know it.) Many of the women who dress like Plain Janes are happy with how they look. Somehow this gets through to me. I'm more than likely to strike up a conversation with the one who is happy with herself than with the one who is trying to prove something to herself.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that being happy with oneself is a lot more sexy to me than looks or how one dresses.

Cat