How to pass the wedding test.

SlvrTongueDevil

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My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.


One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.


I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned.
I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

The moral of this story: Always keep your condoms in your car.
 
I hope you seriously reconsidered your interest in marrying into this family. From my point of view, their "little test" was outrageous.
 
This family is completely twisted! I'm not sure if i could get past their little "test." I would be extremely hurt and humiliated. What would little sis have done if you came straight upstairs?:confused:
 
Heard this ages ago as a joke but instead of a sis it was the Mom doing the inviting upstairs.
 
I thought he was saying that it actually happened to him. Maybe I was wrong.
 
I sure hope this is a joke. There would be nothing to reconsider, I'd be gone in a flash.
 
The Rx-7 club knows about you............


This is a old story i have heard about it before!!
 
Just a joke!

Yes, folks ... this is most definitely a joke. It did NOT happen ... but if I started out saying it was a joke we wouldn't have had such interesting discussions. :D
 
midwestyankee said:
The minute I posted my first response I thought to myself, "Shit, I bet I just got trolled."

You gotta admit, that was a pretty good one. :cool:

S.
 
Let me tell you a little story that happened to me that didn't turn out so funny.

I dated my first wife for two years before we were married.
She had a fine looking little sister who was three years younger than her.

We were always playing around, wrestling and stuff. One day for some reason the two of us was there at here house alone.

She started jacking around with me while we were watching TV and we ended up with her pinned underneath me, our faces about two inches a part, touching form head to toe.

When I realized that she had lust in her eyes, I let her up and told her to behave herself.

I did not know that years later I was going to regret that.

About five years later she told her sister that either we did the deed or that I tried to fuck her.

I know this because she confessed it to me because of the guilt that was weighing on her mind.

Clearly, that was not the only reason her sister ran off with someone else and divorced me, but it sure as hell didn't help.

When I asked her why she would do such a thing...she had no answer.


What should I have done?

Can one be other that they are?

I did what was in me to do at the time and I can live with that.
 
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