If Bent's husband were to be hit by a truckl

Le Jacquelope · Mar 28, 2004

How the hell would Bent care for herself? Prostitution? Welfare?

cookiejar · Mar 28, 2004

LovingTongue said:
How the hell would Bent care for herself? Prostitution? Welfare?

Interesting...killing yourself is surviving.

Gusty Wind · Mar 28, 2004

LovingTongue said:
How the hell would Bent care for herself? Prostitution? Welfare?

Hey . .LT! .. You missed me right?

Le Jacquelope · Mar 28, 2004

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Gusty Wind said:
Hey . .LT! .. You missed me right?

Hey Gusty... sorry I was too busy looking for my WELFARE CHECK yesterday hahaha

Just kidding, I was out doin' stuff. I'll be out doin' stuff yet again today. *waves*

Cheyenne · Mar 28, 2004

ANOTHER bent attack thread started by you? Give it up already.

Le Jacquelope · Mar 28, 2004

Cheyenne said:
ANOTHER bent attack thread started by you? Give it up already.

Why? It bothers the fuck out of right wing nuts like you and Bent.

That's why she spends so much time defending herself and spreading lies whenever I post stuff like this

Bent · Mar 28, 2004

Originally posted by LovingTongue
Why? It bothers the fuck out of right wing nuts like you and Bent.

That's why she spends so much time defending herself and spreading lies whenever I post stuff like this

I'm a left wing nut, dear. And spreading what lies? He is alive and well, dontcha know?

rosco rathbone · Mar 28, 2004

LovingTongue said:
How the hell would Bent care for herself? Prostitution? Welfare?

Pimpin' tip from an impartial observer: all these threads you start about this bent person (presumably female), and mentioning her in your "sig line", make you seem desperate. Chicks don't dig desperados.

Carry on.

Bent · Mar 28, 2004

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Originally posted by rosco rathbone
Pimpin' tip from an impartial observer: all these threads you start about this bent person (presumably female), and mentioning her in your "sig line", make you seem desperate. Chicks don't dig desperados.

Carry on.

Unless, they look like Antonio Banderas

Le Jacquelope · Mar 28, 2004

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rosco rathbone said:
Pimpin' tip from an impartial observer: all these threads you start about this bent person (presumably female), and mentioning her in your "sig line", make you seem desperate. Chicks don't dig desperados.

Carry on.

So does that mean all the threads about me are by desperados who are pining for my attention? And since Bent has had me in her sig line does that mean she's drooling for a real man and not a chump like her current victim?

rosco rathbone · Mar 28, 2004

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LovingTongue said:
And since Bent has had me in her sig line does that mean she's drooling for a real man and not a chump like her current victim?

Then as a Doctor of Pimpology, I advise you to remove her from YOUR sigline, thereby making her the sole desperado and giving you all the "hand" (Seinfeld reference). A man with no hand is not a man.

Unless this whole thing is a silly joke between you in which case carry on.

Le Jacquelope · Mar 28, 2004

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rosco rathbone said:
Then as a Doctor of Pimpology, I advise you to remove her from YOUR sigline, thereby making her the sole desperado and giving you all the "hand" (Seinfeld reference). A man with no hand is not a man.

Unless this whole thing is a silly joke between you in which case carry on.

Oh okay.
And what about the ham murabi quote? I'd hate anyone to think I've got a thang for him or anyone else whose dumb behavior I feel like highlighting

Bent · Mar 28, 2004

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Originally posted by LovingTongue
So does that mean all the threads about me are by desperados who are pining for my attention? And since Bent has had me in her sig line does that mean she's drooling for a real man and not a chump like her current victim?

Psycho, you aren't in my sig line.

Bent · Mar 28, 2004

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Originally posted by rosco rathbone
Then as a Doctor of Pimpology, I advise you to remove her from YOUR sigline, thereby making her the sole desperado and giving you all the "hand" (Seinfeld reference). A man with no hand is not a man.

Unless this whole thing is a silly joke between you in which case carry on.

Nope, he's obsessed, and again, he isn't in my sig line.

rosco rathbone · Mar 28, 2004

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LovingTongue said:
Oh okay.
And what about the ham murabi quote? I'd hate anyone to think I've got a thang for him or anyone else whose dumb behavior I feel like highlighting

I don't do man on man; you'll have to seek advice for that elsewhere.

Bent · Mar 28, 2004

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Originally posted by rosco rathbone
I don't do man on man; you'll have to seek advice for that elsewhere.

Yes, he is obsessed with men as well...my husband for one. He has a thing for Colin, or me, or both of us...which I haven't figured it out yet, and maybe I just don't wanna.

rosco rathbone · Mar 28, 2004

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Bent said:
Nope, he's obsessed, and again, he isn't in my sig line.

I was just trying to help him.

Bent · Mar 28, 2004

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Originally posted by rosco rathbone
I was just trying to help him.

He's beyond help.

rosco rathbone · Mar 28, 2004

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Bent said:
He's beyond help.

You are cruel to tease him by hanging around his threads. Women can be so vicious, they enjoy toying with us as cats do with mice, some times.

Bent · Mar 28, 2004

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Originally posted by rosco rathbone
You are cruel to tease him by hanging around his threads. Women can be so vicious, they enjoy toying with us as cats do with mice, some times.

Ok, I'll stop...for now

Le Jacquelope · Mar 28, 2004

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Bent said:
Yes, he is obsessed with men as well...

If you don't want embarrassing things about you displayed for the world to see, then don't say 'em, and most of all, don't lie about what I said

Failing that, you getting a job would also work.

Bent · Mar 28, 2004

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Originally posted by LovingTongue
If you don't want embarrassing things about you displayed for the world to see, then don't say 'em, and most of all, don't lie about what I said

Failing that, you getting a job would also work.

LMAO! You haven't embarassed me, dork. You are a nutjob.

Lasz · Mar 28, 2004

I would take care of her, if I were financially able.

Of course I would expect something in return.

Bent · Mar 28, 2004

Originally posted by Lasz
I would take care of her, if I were financially able.

Of course I would expect something in return.

Take care of whom?

Le Jacquelope · Mar 28, 2004

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Bent said:
LMAO! You haven't embarassed me, dork. You are a nutjob.

Moocher, moocher.

Get a job.

If Bent's husband were to be hit by a truckl

What could Bent possibly do to survive if her husband died?

Prostitution

Panhandling

Get on welfare

Kill herself

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