Le Jacquelope
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Are you a moron?
Do you realize how easy it is to own a home?
Lemme tell you how easy.
You just need
1.) A Job.
2.) Decent credit. Not great, but decent.
3.) 10% down payment. (In some cases even less is required.)
4.) The monthly payment cannot be in excess of 30% of the buyer(s) gross monthly income.
It boggles the mind why there are any adults in America who do not own a home.
What's up with that?
(Edited: I intentionally waited to add this part - the above is intended as sarcasm. It's a parody of Phrodeau, Ishmael and Miles, mostly using a direct cut and paste of their own words. Surprise!
)
Do you realize how easy it is to own a home?
Lemme tell you how easy.
You just need
1.) A Job.
2.) Decent credit. Not great, but decent.
3.) 10% down payment. (In some cases even less is required.)
4.) The monthly payment cannot be in excess of 30% of the buyer(s) gross monthly income.
It boggles the mind why there are any adults in America who do not own a home.
What's up with that?
(Edited: I intentionally waited to add this part - the above is intended as sarcasm. It's a parody of Phrodeau, Ishmael and Miles, mostly using a direct cut and paste of their own words. Surprise!
)
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