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Lit Channel 285 Weekend News!

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  • Oh yeah! First one was fun, this'll be better!

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*in walks sexy reporter Seraphina Foxglove wearing a blue dress suit over a black camisole and high black stilletos*
"Good evening, Lit and welcome to the Channel 285 Weekend News! I'm one of the Senior Anchors, Seraphina Foxglove. Tonight we've got reports on an interersting SRP style thread in the BDSM Cafe, a stunning pole result from the GB and many other things, so stay tuned."
*theme music plays out to commerical for spam and another for pushup panty hose then back into the studio*
"Welcome back fron those wonderful words from our sponsors."
 
Sponsor

*Kisses a baby and hands out buttons that say "meow"*

Hello I'm her at the feline headquarters. Announcing my candidacy for president. So vote Cats 2024! (I'm a realist)
 
Chuck U Farlie

*A tall Muscular Man Withlong Purple hair Dressed in gothic Cloths Walks On Camra Holding A weekend news mic*

Hello All Iam Chuck U Farlie Normalie i Wil Cover Weak end Entertamint news Along With the Weakend Wether. But Right Now i have A Speicel Report. It seem that The reporters From The Hit News Show Chanel 285 lit news have all Gone on strike except Dan Talon . Dan had sent a Camra man out to theem to Find out why they were striking But He mysteraly vanished the minet he enterd the picet lines . So Now in A few Moments I will leav the stodios here in Japan To go to the STodios in Texas Where The Sho CHanel 285 lit News is filmed And FInd Out HWot realy going on Down there.
 
Chuck U Farlie

Hay dont adjust your dile i am being brodcasted on Both News shows people . This CHuck U Farlie From The Weekend News Im Here With the sexy ancerNichla, . So miss nicholla WHy Are Yall On Strike
 
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Nicholla

We're on strike because Dan... sniffle sniffle... Dan tried to get us to go UNION!!! And since he won't back down we went on strike. I hate to do this to him but... I can't let this happen! What would the baby say?
 
Seraphina Foxglove

*in the studio in Japan*
Wow- Chuck that's something. Here's a run down of some popluar threads-
The pillow pits getting a little steamy right now Fox Girls and Taloned boys running amouk.
The Chateau, over in the BDSM Cafe's settling down for a day of sleep it seems right now though that's always up for argument in that thread.
We're sad to announce that our sister show, The Lit Daily News may be canceled.
Future stories we're working on:
An interview with Presidential Canidate Cats Furry.
An interview with Steve Oderic, mastermind of Kung Pow and other great things!
Now, back to you Chuck...;)
 
Dan tallon

* Dan talon Was shoked he was surprised at the word Baby. his hand sliped in to his Poket where the ring he had bought A month ago was he was gooing to ask her to marry him till the strikk A cuured .
He than ran out side of th bulid ding to Nickolla *

" Did you say baby ." *he Pulled oout hthe Ring "Nickie Here "
 
Chuck u Farlie

AH Aint that Cute I Wounder what she'll say And We are geting it all on camra
 
Re: Dan tallon

DarkTalon said:
* Dan talon Was shoked he was surprised at the word Baby. his hand sliped in to his Poket where the ring he had bought A month ago was he was gooing to ask her to marry him till the strikk A cuured .
He than ran out side of th bulid ding to Nickolla *

" Did you say baby ." *he Pulled oout hthe Ring "Nickie Here "
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Um... you have to give up this damn Union idea and then I'll marry you.
 
Seraphina

Aww, how cute! A wedding!
Well, folks you heard it here first. As long as he drops that Union idea we're all good.
Now to the weather...
 
Chuck U Farlie

*The Gothic Young Man Walks Back On stage in japan . *
Its good to back here in japan Al though I Dop miss Chicoga. Well the Strick is Over And The Two Ankers From our Sister Show Are Geting Married . But Any Way time For the Wether.

Oke Its Snowing In the Srp Boards

Raining In the Orp Boards . Except For The Pillow Pit.

ANd The Chatue Is Foggy As Hell thats About It Back to you Uh uh uh Seraphina Foxglove
 
Hello I'm cats furry with a specail report.

I am no longer on strike.

Back to you Dan... Chuck... Nicola... *Wispers* Who's the anchor damn it! Foxglove, back to you.
 
Seraphina

Looks at her producer whispering "When did we hire that?" then realizes the camera's on her again.
"Oh, Seraphina Foxglove here everyone. As you just heard we've now got Cats Furrry reporting for us, joy of joys.
Coming up later- Seraphina's 'The Night before Yuletide' poem and many other fun things. Stay tuned!"
 
Chuck U Farlie

*Camra Pans over to oure faverite entertamien and wether corispondent. Mashing to some slayer. he than looks upp at the camra*

Oh im on yikes sorry. Hi This is Chuck U Farlie With some entertamint News Its seam scandel as arived . It seams Thear A pictures of A Respected and lusted for Lit Actress floting around and they are in high demand . It seams that During a part in the Pillow pit A renoun Lit hang out

Every ones faverite Magicion Girl JC had take or lost her Clothes and haad some verey sould we say nude picures taken. Here we will Show you some... Oh Never mind do to legproblems and threts From JC We Can not Show you the Pics well back to you Foxy Foxglove .

*Gose back to Moshing*
 
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SPORTS

..on to something more solid and extending....SPORTS
flash...the LITEROTICA vollyball team has been officially been disqualified from a tournament in Southern Cal..
..the report states that a minor riot occured when the LEZ BITCHES OF LIT. forced the cancellation of the game due to fact that the game was to be played with BALLS .....
.....an unfair advantadge indeed....
BACK TO YOU AT THE MAIN DESK ...VIX
 
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Seraphina Foxglove

"Ladies and gents, due to popular demand, we're back on the air," Seraphina says, looking rather startled. "Couldn't tell you why, but we are.
"Currently, we're also looking for new reporters, feild reporters and anchors. Feel free to hop on in or send the station a note saying what you'd like to cover.
"And now for a report on something, a random reporter...."




OOC: Well, fine, I revived it, like a necromancer reawakening a fallen beast. We'll see how well this works....
 
Current Events

Hello Yall in Llit land Im Darktalon In the lit studio With Current events....
.. Oboma HAS beed elected pesident. .. ... So you know what that means for those off you in the south... Hide your guns... In Other News Lit Ancure Cats as unfurtuly been Putt in to re hab For a catnip addiction aftter Geton durnk on the stuff And Dressing Up Like Ravenloft And tryed to Hump HybridX.
 
Sponsor

We now have our first Black president, how long can you wait for the first feline?

Vote cats 2024, still running, still running strong.
 
*Broadcasting from lovely San Diego, CA and fresh from a Pirate Faire, in walks Serephina*

Good evening, guys.

In addition to a black president, horribly trampyness is rampant, gas prices are below two dollars a gallon and glazed ham is tasty.
 
Serephina

*walks in wearing a black leather mini with a matching vest and white longsleeved shirt*

Good evening all and welcome to another edition of the Lit Channel 285 News!

*points to the necromancers and broken bodies behind her*
As you can see, we've resurrected our show and we have a great one tonight. Tonight's top story:
Cat Girl Mania Sweeps the Nation :cattail:

More after this announcement from our loving sponsor.
 
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