Toy Reviews (yes...THOSE kind of toys...)

TedJackson said:

Bought my mermaid a "Sterling Vibe" the other day...here's what the catalog from Toys In babeland said


Sterling Vibes "NEW!"
Wireless and waterproof! The sleek, silver Sterling Vibes are worth their weight in gold. Both sizes are excellent for clit stimulation—their rounded design is smooth on your tender spot and the vibes are pleasantly strong. Flick the one-speed vibrations on and off with the touch of a rubber-cushioned button. The smaller Sterling Vibe goes anywhere a Zippy Vibe fits (such as our sexy Buzz Me Tender Harness). The larger Sterling is a tad bigger than the Silver Bullet and works well with the Bunny Tickler attachment. Not recommended for insertion. Each takes three watch batteries (included). Small: 2 1/4" x 5/8"; Large: 2 3/4" x 1"


Let me tell you....from the sounds of it....she hit the ceiling (several times)...
powerful and really cool looking...
would go great w/ a cocktail shaker (no pun intended) full of Martini's and Frank on the CD player...

Mermaid gave it 5 ginny stars...and gave me tons of credit for picking it out

as for the line about insertion...lets just say penetration, however slight, is a GOOD thing...

LOTS of bang for the buck...

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Holly Delight said:

http://www.foundinjapan.com/pages/2/index.htm

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TedJackson said:

....Not recommended for insertion....

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Tatiana0706 said:

EXTREMELY powerful for such a little thing...and very cool looking...

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Ginny said:

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....i want one....

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TedJackson said:

OK....so my mermaid sends me a "Fleshlight"...I've seen the website ...intriguing looking....so I get it...open the package...and...OMFG the container it comes in is fucking HUGE...was feeling rather inadequte...but I digress...so I unscrew the top...and god damn if it doesn't look like a real life pussy...I touch it...and while cool to the touch...it feels like skin...so intrigued I run my tongue up and down the slit and around the clit (bi curious women take note)....close my eyes and it feels like I'm licking pussy (tho not the taste )...


So...to get down to work....soak it in hot water to get it close to body temp....lube it up...run my now swollen cockhead up and down the slit....mmmmm...feels great....making my knob all wet and throbbing...running the ridge over the clit...then back down...pressing into the lips...feels really good....back off a bit....then press in...feel the pop...oh fuuuck....then push....mmmm....nice and tight....look down and see swollen lips around my shaft....pull back....slip out...then push back in....all the way...bottom out (1 design improvement....make a cervix insert for it...love it when I feel my cockhead hit the top...)...then start moving in and out....

1 minor buzz kill is a tendency for the lube combined with the container to make some rather loud queef/fart sounds....slowing of the pace or shorter strokes seems to minimize that...

Feels really really good...and the feeling of having your shaft engulfed when you cum....god damn....next best thing....

However....the BEST use of it, IMHO....is coupled with a webcam....Mermaid on the other end...telling her that it's her pussy...telling her to watch as I run that fat head over HER clit...then listening to her response...telling her to watch as I split her...to imagine what it would feel like to her...as I fill her up....then having her watch as I start thrusting in and out...obeying her as she tells me to fuck her...driving in and out....faster....shallow strokes with the tip so she can really see the lips engulf my cock....then as I reach the edge....plunging in...grinding and screaming as I cum really hard....gasping....spurt after spurt after spurt....then....spent....slowly pulling out....angling the fleshlight just right....so she can see my cum dripping out of her pussy....the long white strands still connected to my cockhead....mmmmmmm


All in all 4 Ginny slobbers by itself

5 when used with a partner...

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TedJackson said:

Ok....so you're telling me that no only was it me and God....but 12 guys, a "virgin"...and a BIRD?


Sigh....I feel sooooo inadequate....

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lilminx said:

The Hitachi Magic Wand (second one down) may not be the prettiest vibe around, but it is my favorite toy (and believe me, I have pretty big assortment of toys). I love it because I can use it alone or while my boyfriend (or a toy or two) is inside me.

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TedJackson said:

OK....so my mermaid sends me a "Fleshlight"...I've seen the website ...intriguing looking....so I get it...open the package...and...OMFG the container it comes in is fucking HUGE...was feeling rather inadequte...but I digress...so I unscrew the top...and god damn if it doesn't look like a real life pussy...I touch it...and while cool to the touch...it feels like skin...so intrigued I run my tongue up and down the slit and around the clit (bi curious women take note)....close my eyes and it feels like I'm licking pussy (tho not the taste)...

So...to get down to work....soak it in hot water to get it close to body temp....lube it up...run my now swollen cockhead up and down the slit....mmmmm...feels great....making my knob all wet and throbbing...running the ridge over the clit...then back down...pressing into the lips...feels really good....back off a bit....then press in...feel the pop...oh fuuuck....then push....mmmm....nice and tight....look down and see swollen lips around my shaft....pull back....slip out...then push back in....all the way...bottom out (1 design improvement....make a cervix insert for it...love it when I feel my cockhead hit the top...)...then start moving in and out....

1 minor buzz kill is a tendency for the lube combined with the container to make some rather loud queef/fart sounds....slowing of the pace or shorter strokes seems to minimize that...

Feels really really good...and the feeling of having your shaft engulfed when you cum....god damn....next best thing....

However....the BEST use of it, IMHO....is coupled with a webcam....Mermaid on the other end...telling her that it's her pussy...telling her to watch as I run that fat head over HER clit...then listening to her response...telling her to watch as I split her...to imagine what it would feel like to her...as I fill her up....then having her watch as I start thrusting in and out...obeying her as she tells me to fuck her...driving in and out....faster....shallow strokes with the tip so she can really see the lips engulf my cock....then as I reach the edge....plunging in...grinding and screaming as I cum really hard....gasping....spurt after spurt after spurt....then....spent....slowly pulling out....angling the fleshlight just right....so she can see my cum dripping out of her pussy....the long white strands still connected to my cockhead....mmmmmmm

All in all 4 Ginny slobbers by itself
5 when used with a partner...

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Ginny said:

http://www.tortle.com/lit2/fleshb1.gif

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