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I'm Declaring War on the Author's Hangout

Your declaration of war is..........penises?

Wow, I thought wars "officially" began with the assassination of an Archduke.

You'll be sorry, though...

We have the biggest, blackest cannon in the world on our side. Haven't you heard the stories of Blacksnake's cock?

You can line up all your penises end-to-end like Hands Across America and you'll only make it to "Delaware". (the eighth vein)....
 
Ouch!

That posture can lead to back problems in later life (and hair on the palms of your hands).

It may be magnificient but it isn't war.

Og
 
Time to test that theory, that "The pen is mightier than the sword".
 
Ogg knows LOTS about war.

He's our General.

Screw pens and swords! Worry about muskets and bombs! You'll be rolling around on the deck of your battleship screaming with your shinbones driven up into your thighs from the impact!

oh, sorry. Got carried away.
 
If you are serious about war, my first salvo will be an unabridged copy of The Worst Chain Story Ever Chap 01.

That should kill this thread stone dead.

If not a Limerick competition should finish it off.

Og
 
You better get ready, writers.

My General Board people are coming to cock you to death.

You may surrender now...
 
oggbashan said:
If you are serious about war, my first salvo will be an unabridged copy of The Worst Chain Story Ever Chap 01.

That should kill this thread stone dead.

If not a Limerick competition should finish it off.

Og
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Ha. On behalf of the GB..

A young married couple named Kelly
Spent their honeymoon belly to belly
Because in their haste
They used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly.


Have at you, you authors, you.
 
Blacksnake, can you do that? If so, where's your pic to prove it?

I must apologise to everyone else for encouraging the snake, but I am genuinely interested. Well, not really, but I want to see some bloodshed. Let's get this war underway. :devil:

Lou
 
Since I'm an Author and a Gen Board Person I will reply with both a penis and a selection from one of my stories:

The Penis Photo

http://www.washeissthierliebe.de/pict/presse/penis.jpg

The Story

Excerpt from "Jazzy Girl - Chapter 7"
by Dixon Carter Lee

...Julie slipped her fist back over my cock, and slinky-jerked me again, the wire rolling across the ridges of my shaft. My cock was on fire with sensation, and I was primed. We looked around. Only the Guard remained, out of sight, and the elderly couple far over in the corner.

I wrapped Julie inside my coat. She turned her back to me, and lifted her skirt.

"Feddy?" she said.

"Yes?"

She pulled down her panties, and pressed her naked ass against my cock.

"Thanks for asking me to come along." she said.

I squeezed another dollop of K-Y Jelly onto my palm.

"No problem." I said, slopping it onto my tool. And then, with a sudden desire, I rubbed some Jelly into her ass crack, and brought a finger to her hole.

Maybe it was the photo Bonnie brought me, I don't know. I don't have a big thing about sodomy, but it felt bad, and we were being bad, and I just went with it. And Julie let me.

I slipped a greasy finger into her ass...
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RosevilleCAguy said:
Marry me and bear my children.
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Nope, you lucked out, I don't do bigamy. I've done with kiddie production, too. Anyone else want him?

Lou
 
Lieutenant Perdita!

The mission imperative of Project Hypospadias has been bumped up to URGENT staus.

We must reconnoiter at once, and set forth to post upon the GB with our "secret weapons"...or is that weapons that should be kept secret?
 
Wimmin of the AH!

Spread 'em and get ready to receive the enemy. Leave only the bones.

Private Perdita :p
 
Ewww, I've got a bit of the last one stuck between me teeth... Medic!

Lieutenant Lou
 
Tatelou said:
Ewww, I've got a bit of the last one stuck between me teeth... Medic! Lieutenant Lou
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Yeah, doll, I'd rather eat spam; but this is war so I'll fellate for fame and glory.

Most of them are 2-bite wonders, hur hur.

Seems I've a lefftenant now.

Purrditta

(watch my back, will ya?)
 
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