Blacksnake's dick has more adventures than Tom Sawyer!

Please, everyone, post your reminiscences, thoughts, well-wishes, haikus, recipes, pithy comments, humorous anecdotes, poems, condolences, lost pet notices, reviews, and fan letters here- anything at all pertaining to BlackSnake's intrepid cock.

I remember he was self-conscious about his ears, so figured he had to wave the snake about to put attention somewhere else.

MG has *loads* of recall I'm sure. Oh and then there's Svenska's opinions on guns.

Hmmm, guns and dicks...

Perdita

I remember a time in the twilit autumn when I was at a carnival with blacksnake's cock. I was hoping it would want to go see the 4-H exhibit? You know, where the chickens with the feathers on their feet are?

However, blacksnake's cock was having none of it! It emphatically insisted we stay in the midway until it had won me a prize. He wasn't particularly good at the ring toss, nor the balloon-popping, but he found his niche at the booth where you knock over stacked cans. One mighty sweep later, and I had myself a "Poison" cocaine mirror!

After that, the black snake bought me a soda. We shared an elephant ear and some spicy nachos (which made his head hurt) and then we walked back to his van. He couldn't put his arm around me, but it was still a really good time.

Well, there was the time BS was invited to his boss' party. He was the only black person there, so he took off his speedo. All the lovely blondes, of course,..............

Oh....... You already heard that one? Sorry. There are so many tales about the adventures and SIZE of BS's wiwi that I lose track.
MG

There was this time when BlackSnake and his girlfriend went on a picnic. While exploring with her, he got lost in this enormous cavern. His friends had to send out search par. . . .

Wait a minute!

I think that WAS “Tom Sawyer.”

Oh, man, Quas: you got me all excited with the cavern. Make something up now.

Perdita

I'll always remember the time I was considering suicide, and blacksnake's cock popped up in front of me like a baby on a bungee cord and squeaked "Don't do it!"

"Why?" I asked bitterly, holding the toaster above my bathwater.

"Cause I'm seventeen inches long!"

"So what," I asked, still not getting the message. I was a dark, troubled soul in those days...

"I'll pull you through this!"

"You mean it?" I asked, tearfully.

"Yes!" it yelped, and it's single eye fell on the poster of David Hasselhoff above the toilet.

"I'm bigger than that guy!" It added, as an afterthought.

And he extended himself to me, and pulled me out of the tub, and away from certain death!

BlackSnake has wiwi
His favorite subject is how
Wonderful it is

His praise knows no bounds
For his wonderful wiwi
Marvelous wiwi

MG

Ps. Ms Blue,
That was such a wonderful, heartwarming story above. Only the heroic wiwi of BS could have saved you. Thank you so much for sharing.

And then there was the night BS and I were walking across the Mississippi River bridge after having spent the evening in Memphis listening to Booker Thomas, of Booker T & the MG's, do a little work in the bar of the Peabody Hotel. Having split a case of beer, we both felt a need to stop and take a leak off the side of the bridge.

As we stood there, (for those taking notes, we were facing upstream) doing what comes naturally, I decided to kid BS and said, "Water's pretty cold tonight."

Without batting an eye, he replied, "Yeah, but it ain't deep."

RF

Once, I used Blacksnake's dick to fend off an encroaching mongrel horde.

En memoria del pene

Well, now that everyone's getting up close and personal...

I knew Snake when the San Francisco Opera was in its glory. He was dating a supernumerary galfriend of mine (we took ballet-disco class together in the 80's). Her name was Dempsey (after Jack, her papa's hero), and after going with Snake for a few weeks she could hold a spear during the horde scenes in Aida no man in a metal kilt could match. She got promoted to "Spears and Swords" mistress and then had little time for the Snake. I never knew such length of flaccidity.

There was a grand season when Montserrat Caballero was the best Tosca on the block. Next to Burger Nillson she could clear a tenor's sinuses with a high b-flat and simultaneously give his wombat the shivers.

Anyway, BS was prowling 'round backstage looking for his Demps (he always confused the spear carrying plots) and he was dead center under the castle ramparts when Monty made her see-you-in-hell-Scarpia leap. It was Madame Fortuna herself that came to the rescue. Demps was trolling about looking for brass polish for Wotan's spear when she spotted the backstage light that emphasized the snake laying low under the left pant leg, dashed like the proverbial dickens, grabbed that wurm, which made Snakedaddy howl in key with Tosca's last note and clear the hell out of the way. The combination of Snake's yelp and Monty's high note was extolled in the Chron next day as superhuman. Even Monty thought she'd transcended herself.

I can never listen to Puccini without thinking of my main spear, Snake. Sadly, Dempsey has since passed on. You guessed it, lost her grip one night during Boris Godunov and was demoted to balcony usherette. Bet you didnt't guess this: she timed her leap into the parterre boxes next time Monty came to town. Snake was head pallbearer. R.I.P., Demps.

Paz, paz, mi símbolo del pene

Perdita

Ah, distinctly I remember
it was in the bleak December
and Blacksnake's mammoth member
wrought its ghost upon the floor

Nevermore, quoth the Raven, Nevermore....

Well done, Trova You too, MG. I really feel like we're getting down to the meat of it!

Heroic wiwi

It's well known that BS was.... instrumental in winning Opertion Desert Storm in 1991. Just the threat of ... thrusting his formidable wiwi into combat sent the wo.. rag.... Iraqis fleeing in terror. His was the first wiwi ever awarded the silver star for gallantry.
mG

Heroc wiwi???????

I've heard of heroic proportions, and I must say he has all of that, but the Silver Star? Geesh! I would have have thought he'd of at least won the Medal of Honor.

DS

Ha yes

I actually first met BS's massive mamba about five minutes before the person himself, he was about to round a corner of a building, of course the big black poker appeared first and later the guy himself in tow.

I think if I remember rightly the monster manhood was chasing after some totty and BS was trying to hold it back, between us we managed to subdue the beast until he lost the bone-on and it behaved again in a more civilised manner.

pops.......

Re: Heroic wiwi

MathGirl said:

It's well known that BS was.... instrumental in winning Opertion Desert Storm in 1991. Just the threat of ... thrusting his formidable wiwi into combat sent the wo.. rag.... Iraqis fleeing in terror. His was the first wiwi ever awarded the silver star for gallantry.
mG

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And, of course, right after they'd penned the medal on, he became eligible for the Purple Hard. RF

Nitty gritty

MlledeLaPlumeBleu said:

Once, I used Blacksnake's dick to fend off an encroaching mongrel horde.

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Between "mongrel horde" and "Purple Hard" I feel we're really getting at the ... root of the matter here.
MG

Re: Nitty gritty

MathGirl said:

Between "mongrel horde" and "Purple Hard" I feel we're really getting at the ... root of the matter here.

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OMIGOD, Maths, the root? I think we need to move this thread to 'extreme'.

shuddering, Perdita

I wouldn't know from personal experience, but I once heard this story about Blacksnake's dick courageously taking on Saddam . . . or was it sodomy . . . ah hell, never mind!

Ok, now- I heard this story secondhand, but someone once told me Blacksnake's cock derailed a train for a charity event.

ALSO.

My boyfriend's a scientist, and he just told me that Blakesnake's cock discovered manganese! What do you know about that?

MlledeLaPlumeBleu said:

Blakesnake's cock discovered manganese!

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I've heard that's a very difficult language to learn.
MG

You're damn right it is.

Blacksnake's cock makes a mean potato chip casserole.

MlledeLaPlumeBleu said:

You're damn right it is.

Blacksnake's cock makes a mean potato chip casserole.

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Oh lord do you mean makes a la hannibil lector
or a la martha stuart

I met blacksnake's wi wi
In the first glorious days of fall when the leaves had only just begun to turn the sky into a jewelry box for nature’s gems. I was walking my dog and wistiling a merry tune when he approached.

"Good day fine sir" I said curtseying
"And to you madame" said the cock tipping his hat.
we walked along me with my dog Snake with his very cordial cock

"Don't you need a leash to keep hjim from running off" I questioned the owner.

"Oh no, he's very well trained,and my best friend to boot"

We chatted a bit longer and as we parted ways I asked the owner how he ever managed to teach his cock to talk
but that's another story for another day.

pS: Out of all the cocks I;ve ever spoken to Snake's was the most polite.

This one time, I was in Venice (Italy) with BlackSnake, and we took a little boat ride. Or, actually, we TRIED to take a boat ride, but we didn't get very far, because with him and his big snake in the boat, we just couldn't pass under any of the bridges!