The Return of the BDSM Limerick...

Ebonyfire

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D/s is a Lifestyle so keen,
That others may find simply mean,
But if you submit,
and agree to be hit,
Your ass may find redness serene.

Ok, I admit it I am bored today.
 
This peep is here,
She said with a sneer
just reading the rants
of ignorant pissants
and posting the board with good cheer!

:D

just kidding, people!

:D
 
PBW's ass is My mission,
He tries to avoid THE position,
He one day will find,
That his ass has been Mine,
All this time thru an act of attrition.
 
There once was a woman named Kate
who said she thought bondage was great
stuffed into a box
enhanced with some locks
she's a wonderful portable mate.
 
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There once was a girl from Tai Pei
who told me she'd show me the way
her whips were so sharp
that we needed a tarp
as my unworthy back she would flay
 
Domination is part of his plot,
To make you do what you want not.
With handcuffs and chain,
He creates all your pain,
But, with rope, only forms granny knot.
 
A good little sub will drop to her knees
do all that she can, so eager to please
completing his tasks
doing all that he asks
While he gets to torture and tease.
 
Whip me, she said to him sadly,
You know I've behaved very badly.
Though I tried and I tried,
Something deep down inside,
Will submit to your punishment gladly.
 
There once was a man from Hoboken,
Whose wishes remained quite unspoken.
With a nod of his head,
His commands were unsaid,
And his silence was always unbroken.

Though she tried and she tried to obey,
He stayed quiet and mute every day.
His sub was dismayed,
Strict attention she paid,
But could never quite follow his way.

One day it all came to a head;
She was tightly tied up to the bed.
Gagged at the mouth
As his hands wandered south
And that so silent Master then said:

My dear, you have pleased me, you know;
For today I shall take it most slow.
A pinch here and there,
A tug on your hair,
Til upon you my juices will flow.

The sub was most grateful to hear
For the one thing she truly did fear
Was to rudely disobey
The command he did not say
When tied up with his whip ever near.

With a nibble and a bite and a lick,
And a stroke and caress of his dick
"mmphthhhhh," she said, muffled.
As with her he tussled,
Til his cum spurted, hot and so thick.

A long time his passion seemed to last,
Tho she struggled her bonds held her fast.
She shivered and moaned,
With pleasure she groaned
Till the orgasmic moment had passed.

He slowly untied all the ropes,
With a few loving, lingering gropes.
He took out her gag
(put it back in his bag)
And told her she'd fulfilled all his hopes.
 
There once was a man from St. Paul
Whose hole was amazingly small
just one day with a plug
and a screw on the rug
had him ready to give it his all.
 
There once was a faithhealer from Peale
who said "Although I know pain isn't real,
when I sit on a pin
and it punctures my skin
I dislike what I fancy I feel!"

(not mine, by the way... a bit of an oldie that I remember)
 
Fungi's a flirter with zeal,
Whose fantasies seem to be real,
He wanted a threesome,
Of his love and sub winsome,
and what's left is a hell of a deal.
 
There once was a bragging young squire
He could have any madame or lass he desired
One day things turned bad and he lost all that he had
Now he wears a brand on his ass that looks quite dire
It's short and sweet but it says it complete.
Property of Ebonyfire
 
Daedalus77 said:
There once was a bragging young squire
He could have any madame or lass he desired
One day things turned bad and he lost all that he had
Now he wears a brand on his ass that looks quite dire
It's short and sweet but it says it complete.
Property of Ebonyfire

Awww, thanks!
 
Oh why is it so hard to find
A gent who will fuck my behind?
The guys that I know
Prefer not to go
To those intimate parts of my mind.
 
"Kneel!" she ordered with glee,
To Her subby who bended his knee,
He bent from the waist,
and forgot in his haste,
he'd neglected to ask to go pee!
 
She wants to submit for real
She promises to not break the deal
He throws her on her knees
And makes her say "please"
Then rams a cock in her mouth for her meal
 
A Tongue that was eager to lick
Searched for a wet erect clit
Upon his face she did grind
She made him lick her behind
And then she punished his dick
 
Her buttocks directly above his eyes
As she smothered his face with her thighs
He eagerly licked all around
And her juices dripped down
Eventually flooding his face as she sighed
 
Ebonyfire said:
PBW's ass is My mission,
He tries to avoid THE position,
He one day will find,
That his ass has been Mine,
All this time thru an act of attrition.


LOL... I just now saw this... tsk tsk tsk.
 
Ebonyfire said:
You know your ass is my Domly obsession.


Yanno... if you ever do get this ass... you will be able to say it's been your crowning achievement. LMAO
 
P. B. Walker said:
Yanno... if you ever do get this ass... you will be able to say it's been your crowning achievement. LMAO


I will remember that. lol
 
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