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Cookiejar's The Game of What If's and The Game of Sexual "What if's". Have Fun, lol. (with cookies permission of course.)

First the questions from Sexual What ifs.

1) If you were to spend a whole night alone with one person in the world who is currently alive, who would it be?

2) If you could spend one night alone with anyone in history, who would it be?

3) If you had to name the most sensual part of your own body, what would you pick?

4) If you were to identify the biggest turn-off in sex, what would you say it was?

5) If you had to involve directly one type of food in your next sexual act, what would it be?

6) If you were to carry with you at all times a plaster cast of one part of your lover's face or body,what part would it be?

7) If you were to give a prize for the silliest name for sexual intercourse,what would it be?

8) If you had to name the one part of the human body besides the sexual organs that you consistently find sexy,what part would it be?

9) If your could do one thing to your lover while he or she slept ,without waking them up, what would you do?

10) If you were to have any author write a novel about your love life, who would you have do it?
 
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11) Gents....If you had to describe the most erotic thing women wear, what would you say? Ladies....same question about a man.

12) If you had to be the mattress of one famous person, who would you want to be?

13) If you had to eliminate one emotion that has to do with romance, what would you get rid of?

14) If you were to decide the best place to make love other than a bed, what would you say?

15) If you had to give the age of the oldest and youngest person you ever slept what was their age and what was your age at the time?

16) If the genitals of the opposite sex were to have the aroma of one food item, what would you pick?

17) If you could have one domestic chore aso be an erotic act, which would you choose?

18) If you were to name a non-sexual thing that always arouses you, what would it be?


19) If you had to say what's both great and awful about making out in a car, what would it be?


20 )For the guys....
If you could create a bouquet of flowers for your loved one, what would it be made up of?

For the ladies....
If you had to name a situation where you have used your femininity to get something other than sex, what would it be?
 
21) If you were to recall the most humorous thing that has happened to you in bed, what would it be?

22) If you were to pick the most romantic moment in any film from history, what would you say?

23) If you were going to elope tonight, where would you go?

24) If for the rest of your life, you could achieve an instant orgasm by being touched on one particular spot on your body, where would you want it to be?

25) If you had to name the most romantic singer in musical history, who would you pick?

26) If you were to have a phrase tattooed on your lover's privates, what would it say?

27) If you could have an elegant dinner alone with anyone, who would you want it to be?

28) If you were to make one change to your home to improve your love life, what would you alter?

29) If you had to name the type of weather you find the most romantic, what would you say?

30) If you could only make love in one position for the rest of your life, which position would you want it to be?
 
31) If you were to name an actor or actress others find sexy but you just don't, who would it be?

32) If you could bring one romantic literary character to life and meet them, who would you pick?

33) If you could make love only one day of the week, which day would you choose?

34) If you were to name the sexiest actor and actress ever, who would you choose?

35) If you had to choose your own sexiest characteristic, what would it be?

36) If you were to be tied naked in a bed and have your lover melt an ice cube on a single part of your body, without touching you otherwise, where would you want them to melt it?


37) If you could only have sex once more in your life, when would you do it, with whom, and where?

39) If you could change one thing about your sex life, what would it be?

40) If you had to select the most beautiful face in history, whose face would you pick?
 
41) If you had to hear one barnyard sound every time you had an orgasm, what would it be?

42) If you were to repeat the funniest nicknames you have ever heard for each of the private parts, what would they be?
43) If you could have any single view from your bed, what would it be?

44) If you were going to make love in a public place, where would it be?

45) If you could have changed one thing about the first time you had sex, what would you alter?
46) If you were planning a romantic evening that did not include sex, what would it be like?

47) If you had to use one household substance as a sexual lubricant(that you have never used before),what would you try?

48) If you were to photograph yourself in a sexy pose, what pose would it be?
49) If you had to pick the most affectionate type of animal, what would it be?

50) If one physical part of you could be smaller, what would you choose?
 
51) If one physical part of you could be bigger, what would you choose? (I know ladies, I'm asking for it lol)

52) If for the rest of your life you could have a single thing delivered to your bed right after you had sex(besides money),what would you want it to be?

53) If you have to name the smallest place you had sex in ,where was it?

54) If you had to name the worst thing you ever said to a lover in a heated moment, what was it?

55) If you could have only one sexual fantasy-repeatedly-for the rest of your life, what would it involve?

56) If at the height of passion your lover were to whisper or yell something, what would you want it to be?

57) If you could make an improvement to condoms in anyway, what would you make?

58) If you had to name the most romantic gift you have ever received, what would it be?


59) If you had to name a specific period of your life when you were the horniest, when would it be?

60) If you had to pick one word to describe your first lover and your current lover, what would it be?
 
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61) If you wanted to nonverbally signal to your lover in public that you wanted to make love, how would you do it?

62) If you could have lost your virginity to someone you have met since, who would it be?

63) If you could temporarily freeze the world and everyone in it(except yourself), what sexual things would you do, and to whom?

64) If you had to pick the worst quarrel you ever had with a lover, what was it about and who was it with?

65) If you were to choose the best meal to be eaten right after making love , what would it be?

66) If you had to recall the person who was most difficult to face the morning after , who would it be?

67) If you had to name the least erotic part of the human body , what would it be?

68) If you had to make love listening to the same piece of music for the rest of your life , what would you select?

69) If you were to name the one thing in the past that gave you the strength to leave your lover , what would you say?

70) If you were to name the greatest sexual advantage that women have over men , what would it be?
 
71) If you had to name the best sexual advantage that men have over women , what would it be?

72) If you could try one sexual position you never have , which one would it be?
73) If you could lose one inhibition , which would you choose?

74) If you had to name the most consistently sexy dresser of anyone you know , who would you choose?

75) If you were to identify a true symptom of lovesickness , what would you say it is?

76) If you could have seduced one person that you knew in your lifetime (but didn't) , who would you select?

77) If you could star in a love scene with any living actor , who would you want to act with, and where would you want it filmed?

78) If you had to choose your best sexual experience , what would it be?

79) If you could kiss-but only kiss-one person you know anytime you wanted , who would it be?

80) If you were to define "kinky", how would you do it?
 
81) If you had to describe the sexiest dream you've ever had , which one would quality?

82) If you had to name a person you know about whom you would say , "They are sexy for their age , "who would it be?

83) If you had to admit the raunchiest thing you have ever done in your parents' car , what would it be?

84) If you could have one part of your body glow in the dark , what part would it be?

85) If you could spend next New Year's Eve doing anything , what would you do , and with whom?

86) If you had to remember your quickest quickie you have ever had , just how quick was it?

87) If you could have one thing installed beside your bed , what would it be?

ANSWER IF YOU DARE.....If you could have a lit orgy with 5 people on lit , who would they be?

88) If you were forced to choose one thing more important in life than love , what would you pick?

89) If you were to define "sin" as it relates to sex , what would you say?

90) If you had to name the one thing that should turn you on in bed but just never does , what would it be?
 
91) If you were to read a personal ad for a weekend fling that had the most chance of tempting you , what would it say?

92) If you were to recall your longest climax ever , how long did it last , and how did it come about?

93) If you had to repeat the most ridiculous thing you have ever uttered during sex , what was it , and who were you with?

94) If you were to name the one thing that makes you feel sexy , what would it be?

95) If you were to pick the least sexy fashion trend of your lifetime , what would it be?

96) If you were caught by your children in bed having sex , what would you say (in one sentence)?

97) If you could have been the mistress or lover of any great figure from history , who would you pick?

98) If you were sent to a prostitute who had already been paid , what would you do with them?

99) If you were to name the people you know who have been married the longest , who would they be?

100) If you were to pick the sexiest fashion trend of your lifetime , what would it be?
 
101) If you were to complete the phrase "A life without love.....," how would you finish it?

102) If you could have anyone in the world say one romantic thing to you , what would it be, and who would utter it?

103) If you could make love one more time with someone from your past , who would you choose?

104) If you were to name the couple you know who were married for the shortest time , who would win.

105) If you had to wear one article of clothing you already own every time you went out on a date in the future , what would you select?

106) If you were to imagine one thing your lover could confess to you that would make you extremely upset , what would it be?

107) If you were to pick a food is the most sensual while being eaten , what would it be , and who would you love to watch eating it?

108) If you were to name the one thing about your love life that you are most ashamed of , what would you say?

109) If you were to describe the best thing any lover can do i the morning , what would it entail?

110) If you had to choose the smell you most automatically associate with your lover , what would it be?
 
111) If you were to name the part of your body would least like to be pierced , what would it be?

112) If you could name the most romantic thing you have ever done for someone else , what would it be?

113) If you had to select the sexiest word in the English language , what would you say it is?

114) If you were to describe the kinkiest thing you would do under the right circumstances, what would it be?

115) If you had to name the biggest turn-on you have experienced , what would it be?

116) If you could be amazing at one specific thing in bed , what would you want it to be?

117) If you could do one thing special with your tongue....what would it be?

118) If you were to confess how many people you have honestly been in love with , what would you say?

119) If you could shave anyone's entire body , whose would you pick?

120) If you were to say what the best thing about starting a new relationship is , what would it be?
 
121) If you could have any opera singer personally sing you a romantic aria , who would it be?

122) If you had to pick your best masturbation fantasy , what would it involve?

123) If you had to pick the person with the hottest body you know but have never slept with , who would you say has it?

124) If you were to name the person who lost their virginity at the youngest age you know, who would it be?

125) If you were to pick the most romantic city , which would win?

126) If you were to plan your version of the perfect pre-wedding party (stag/bachelorette) for your own wedding , what would be included?

127) If your mate were to give you a new tattoo while you were sleeping , where would they most likely place it , and what would it be of?

128) If you had to remember every person you have ever had sex with , how accurate could you be?

129) If you had to confess one thing about your love life to your mom , what would you say to her?

130) If you could make a miniseries about your love life , what would you title it?
 
131) If you were to name a person who is truly beautiful in all ways , who would you pick?

132) If you were to recite any poem to someone you cared for , which would you choose?

133) If you could give Dr. Ruth one piece of sexual advice , what would you say?

134) If you were to come up with one positive result of a mate cheating on their spouse , what would it be?

135) If you could teach your kids one thing about romance , what would you tell them

136) If you could have stood up one person you should have , who would it be?

137) If you had to name the person who has the worst taste in girlfriends or boyfriends , who would it be?

138) If you were to direct an erotic love scene for a film , what would it include?

139) If you were the opposite sex for one day , what would you do?

140) If you could rent a billboard to say something about love , what would you write , and where would you want it placed?
 
141) If one of your grown children told you they had acted in a hard-core pornographic video for money , how would you react? (hey no bs that you have no kids or they're too young lol)

142) If you were to name the person you've never had to fake an orgasm with, which would it be?

143) If you had to name the one thing you most fear about relationships, what would it be?

144) If you had to pick one smell you most readily associate with sex , what would it be?

145) If you had to name both the hardest and easiest people to give affection to that you know , who would they be?

146) If you had to name the biggest prude you've ever known , who would it be?

147) If you were to pick the moment at which you were the most jealous , when would it be?

148) If you wanted to get the love of your life to fall in love with you , to what extremes would you go?

149) If your naked body were to be lathered with a certain kind of dessert , what would it be?

150) If you had to name the one aspect of your own sexuality that you least understood , what would it be?
 
151) If you had to recall the nicest compliment ever given to you , what would it be?

152) If you could have one person you have lost touch with call you up tonight and invite you to dinner , who would you want it to be?

153) If you could retrieve one toy or stuffed animal from your childhood , which one would you recover?

154) If you had to guess the person you work with who is most likely to wear sexy underwear , who would it be?

155) If you had to name the least restrained person you have ever been to bed with , who would it be?

156) If you had to pick the person you think is sexier than everyone seems to realize , who would it be?

157) If you had to name the least sexy actress and actor ever , who would it be?

158) If you could see one romantic film again , which would it be?


159) If you could find out any sexual statistic , what would you want to know?

160) If you had to see , for the rest of your life , an image of someone you've known , while you are having sex , whose face would it be?
 
161) If you were to describe the saddest love story between two people that you know personally ,what would you say?

162) If you had to name the situation where you had to fight the hardest to keep a person at bay , what would it be?
163) If you found your true love how long would you "truly" wait for them to return your love?

164) If you were to name the person you know with the most exaggerated opinion of their own attractiveness , who would you say it is?

165) If you were to name the couple it took the longest time to break up , who would they be?
166) If you were to name the best place that you ever made love , where would you say it was?

167) If you can ,can you list some pet names people gave you in real life and here on lit?

168) If you could hear the unedited fantasies of anyone you know , whose would you want to listen to?
169) If you were to pick the sexiest advertisement of all time , which would you say it was?

170) If you had to name the one spouse or mate of a friend you have most lusted after , who would it be?
 
171) If you could find out something about your lover's sex life before you knew them , what would you ask about?

172) If you had to pick the closest you ever come to being caught in the act , when would it be?

173) If you were to name the two people you know who come closest to being soul mates , who would they be?

174) If you were to state at what age a person is ready to have sexual intercourse , how would you answer?

175) If you had to say one word every time you had an orgasm , what would you say?

176) If you had to pick the age of the youngest and oldest people you would "ever" sleep with , how old would they be?

177) If you could solve one world problem by pledging your own permanent celibacy , what would you do it for?

178) If you could have retuned the love of someone you rejected in the past, who would it be?

179) If you found out your favorite political figure had acted in a hard-core porn film when they were very young, how would it affect your opinion or support of them?

180) If you were to choose the most sensual music video you've ever seen, which would you pick?
 
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rosylady said:
Ok, if your new to Cookiejar's The Game of What If's Or The Game of Sexual "what if's" Than these are all the past questions up until now. Have Fun, lol. (with cookies permission of course.

First the questions from Sexual What ifs.

1) If you were to spend a whole night alone with one person in the world who is currently alive, who would it be?

2) If you could spend one night alone with anyone in history, who would it be?

3) If you had to name the most sensual part of your own body, what would you pick?

4) If you were to identify the biggest turn-off in sex, what would you say it was?

5) If you had to involve directly one type of food in your next sexual act, what would it be?

6) If you were to carry with you at all times a plaster cast of one part of your lover's face or body,what part would it be?

7) If you were to give a prize for the silliest name for sexual intercourse,what would it be?

8) If you had to name the one part of the human body besides the sexual organs that you consistently find sexy,what part would it be?

9) If your could do one thing to your lover while he or she slept ,without waking them up, what would you do?

10) If you were to have any author write a novel about your love life, who would you have do it?
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ROFLMAO!!! Rosy leave it to you!!!:nana: :nana:

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Ok people going to post all the questions from "the what ifs in the game of life?" tomorrow.
 
What ifs in the game of life!

1) If you were to be granted one wish, what would it be?

2) If you could suddenly possess an extraordinary talent in one of the arts, what would you like it to be?

3) If you had to lose one of your five senses, which one would you give up?

4) If you had to choose the color that describes you most accurately, which color would it be?

5) If you could choose exactly what you will eat and drink for your last meal before death, what would the menu consist of?
 
6) If you had to name the all time best song, which would you pick?

7) If you could change one thing about your face to make it better, what would you alter?

8) Choose one animal and one insect species you find the most beautiful.

9) If you had to eliminate one season permanently, which one would go?

10) If you could host a dinner party inviting any four people from history, who would you invite?
 
11) If you were to select a food that best describes your character, what food would it be?

12) If you had to pick the worst television series ever made, what would win?

13) If you were to solve one unsolved crime, which one would you solve?

14) If you could select the one thing in life you feel most guilty about, what would it be?
15) If you were to be executed tomorrow but you could decide the method, how would you prefer to go?
 
16) If you could change one of your personality traits, what would it be?

17) If you could completely eliminate one of your pet peeves, what would you get rid of?

18) If you had to name the three most important family values in order of importance, what would they be?

19) If you had to name the single most important thing in your life, what would it be?

20) If you had to name the most gentle person you know, who would it be?
 
21) If you had to describe your idea of the perfect mate, how would you do it?

22) If you were suddenly naked in front of everyone at work, what would you say to them?

23) If you could cure any disease, which would it be?

24) If you had to choose the best television show ever made, which one would you pick?

25) If you had to marry someone that you presently know unromantically ,and spend the rest of your life as their spouse, who would you choose?
 
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