Favorite Online Pickup Lines
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Well by looking at my ID i'm sure you can tell what I always get asked
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One i hate
one i hate. is impressions of jimmy hendrix "reaching for the skye" don't like Jimmy Hendrix, never will.
lol
Hugs Rosy.
now if someone sang me a little harry connick jr. i would melt in his arms....sighs
skye
one i hate. is impressions of jimmy hendrix "reaching for the skye" don't like Jimmy Hendrix, never will.
lol
Hugs Rosy.
now if someone sang me a little harry connick jr. i would melt in his arms....sighs
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Wanna talk about bad online pickup lines. I had this one guy IM me and ask what I would do if I shrunk for a day. He's all, yeah to like 2 feet tall, what would you wear? Being the cynic I am I was like, how would you shrink to 2 feet. Anyways, he just kept going on about shrinking and then the next day you'd grow to like 8 feet and then what would you do. I finally just told him this was dumb and signed off and like 2 months later he IMed me again with the same damn thing. Anyways, he does it like every few months even though I don't join in the fun conversation of shrinking vs. growing. It was really weird so I thought I'd share.
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Soron said:
that's an old bar pickup joke line
doubt it ever worked, but good to tell guys to try it.
in my single days, I met tonz of gals ( including Mrs Hugs) in bars, but whenever I tried a "line" i failed. Mrs. Hugs actually picked ME up, and it was her smile, not a line.
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mbb308 said:
Now that's a new one....4 yrs as bartender I never heard that...now I hear...you look like the typical church-lady....but you come across as this red-hot-momma!! LMAO
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Re: One i hate
You're a genius!!!! Hendrix sucked when he was alive, and the lack of new material has made it that much worse. I feel Robin Trower is so much better in the genre of rock, and he still performs, too.
Now, Ludwig van hasn't put anything out new in 175 years, but I hear something new every time I hear one of his pieces.
skye in silk said:one i hate. is impressions of jimmy hendrix "reaching for the skye" don't like Jimmy Hendrix, never will.
lol
Hugs Rosy.
now if someone sang me a little harry connick jr. i would melt in his arms....sighs
You're a genius!!!! Hendrix sucked when he was alive, and the lack of new material has made it that much worse. I feel Robin Trower is so much better in the genre of rock, and he still performs, too.
Now, Ludwig van hasn't put anything out new in 175 years, but I hear something new every time I hear one of his pieces.
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My all time favorite has to be "hi slut".....now, i wasn't on a name that included slut......there was no reason for this jerk to assume i'm a slut.....but somehow he thought that I would just fall right into his arms if he called me demeaning names.....sometimes I just don't get Lit guys - I mean, I know they're horny and all, but you'd think they might act like human beings.....ok, I know that's a lot to ask, lol.....so let's let guys just run around humping girls' legs 
~Kerani~
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How about "I forgot my phone number, may I borrow yours?".
I have never used pickup lines myself, I'm probably not cocky enough. Whether on line in a message board, in a chat room or in a bar (unlikely) I'm just likely to look for the people that appeal to me and listen to them or find something in common. I often strike up quick conversations with interesting people in airport lines, for example. Yesterday I had a quick chat with an attractive woman about the 75 year old man the security staff had "selected" to be searched, we agreed that we'd trade 50% more risk for 50% less humiliation of elderly people and kids.
I'm off the topic a bit... sorry.
My approach has always been straightforward, based on some apparent common interest.
sooo... what's the part of you that's most like your favorite pie?
I have never used pickup lines myself, I'm probably not cocky enough. Whether on line in a message board, in a chat room or in a bar (unlikely) I'm just likely to look for the people that appeal to me and listen to them or find something in common. I often strike up quick conversations with interesting people in airport lines, for example. Yesterday I had a quick chat with an attractive woman about the 75 year old man the security staff had "selected" to be searched, we agreed that we'd trade 50% more risk for 50% less humiliation of elderly people and kids.
I'm off the topic a bit... sorry.
My approach has always been straightforward, based on some apparent common interest.
sooo... what's the part of you that's most like your favorite pie?
Rosy
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Soron said:
I love that line...never fails to make me laugh!!
If i'm online all I ever hear is can i light your fuse....can i play with your fuse....blah blah....its kinda annoying....LOL
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This is one I got in respone to an ad...*Will you dance your way into my heart* I rather liked that.....
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I know where the lines work
I haven't used lines per se as my comments actually seemed appropriate at the time, but I used to work in Spencer's and one I remember was, "If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?" - I liked it, but I wouldn't use it to meet someone.
I do know where all of the classic bad pick up lines do work.
WHERE?????? You ask.
In a stirp club where the ladies are paid to get you to buy them drinks so that you run up your bar tab. I realized that in the Naked Eye Cabaret in Boston (now gone). I laughed when I realized that.
Gentleman in general we are idiots!!!
I haven't used lines per se as my comments actually seemed appropriate at the time, but I used to work in Spencer's and one I remember was, "If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?" - I liked it, but I wouldn't use it to meet someone.
I do know where all of the classic bad pick up lines do work.
WHERE?????? You ask.
In a stirp club where the ladies are paid to get you to buy them drinks so that you run up your bar tab. I realized that in the Naked Eye Cabaret in Boston (now gone). I laughed when I realized that.
Gentleman in general we are idiots!!!
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"If I write the letters W and O on your left leg, and R and D on your right leg, can we go back to my place and spread the WORD?"
and the ever classic...
"ASL?"
