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Recidiva

Recidiva

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I have a problem. Lady Funkenstein has brought it to the light that I...I...

LadyFunkenstein said:
You skank, I know exactly what you do behind your husband's back. Don't play this game with me. I will call your ass out. With evidence. And you know I have it. You need to stfu.
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That.

I want to know, I want to really know what exactly I do behind my husband's back.

Please submit your skank (with me) here. Since Funk has been delayed in her submission of evidence, I need this over and I can't bear it any more. I truly do need to stfu.

Thank you for your time.

p.s.: Forgeries accepted and encouraged. How long does it take to look up a file, anyway? I'm insulted.
 
I didn't want to be the one to tell you but seeing as no one else wants to be the one, I'll take one for the team.
You are a whore. A dirty one. It is well known on this board and it's cousin board the CB, that you carry on like a common trollop with other women's husbands.
Yeah I said it.
Oh and everyone knows about the Oreo incident.
 
You don't remember the time it was you, me, and that zorse?
 
morewickedfun said:
I didn't want to be the one to tell you but seeing as no one else wants to be the one, I'll take one for the team.
You are a whore. A dirty one. It is well known on this board and it's cousin board the CB, that you carry on like a common trollop with other women's husbands.
Yeah I said it.
Oh and everyone knows about the Oreo incident.
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What's the CB? Is that a network?

You're a racist, you are.

Will you punish me?
 
marshalt said:
You don't remember the time it was you, me, and that zorse?
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I don't recall a zorse, but apparently my memory sucks anyway.

Was I good?
 
Recidiva said:
What's the CB? Is that a network?

You're a racist, you are.

Will you punish me?
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Oh don't act so innocent. *looks disgusted
The COUSIN board.
Nods slowly
You.Are.So.Busted. :mad:
 
Recidiva said:
I don't recall a zorse, but apparently my memory sucks anyway.

Was I good?
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I thought you did alright.

The zorse thought you phoned it in though...
 
Don't mind me, I'm just subscribing because I want to see LF get all Foxy Brown again so I can laugh.
 
I have to say, I don't believe a word of it.
If you were going to do something sleazey, which required a lot of lubricants and possibly a large laundry bill, you would be doing it with me.

I hope you are not 2-timing me in another dimension.
 
morewickedfun said:
Oh don't act so innocent. *looks disgusted
The COUSIN board.
Nods slowly
You.Are.So.Busted. :mad:
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So that's the incest place?

Jesus, I hope I didn't do any incest. I've met my family.
 
Retrieval said:
Don't mind me, I'm just subscribing because I want to see LF get all Foxy Brown again so I can laugh.
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It was awesome. I haven't seen a meltdown like that in...

Okay, I see lots of meltdowns, and that wasn't even the most spectactular, but it was fun.
 
bronzeage said:
I have to say, I don't believe a word of it.
If you were going to do something sleazey, which required a lot of lubricants and possibly a large laundry bill, you would be doing it with me.

I hope you are not 2-timing me in another dimension.
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I know, right?

Who you gonna call?
 
Killswitch said:
Funkenstoned has no right calling anyone skanky....

She's the Sultan of Skank.
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Well, I think that's kinda why she did it. I just got in the way.
 
Well, I :heart: ya, skank. Whatever is revealed.

Wil it be revealed in technicolor with zoom in cock shots? If so, I need to get some popcorn to settle in and enjoy the show :p
 
English Lady said:
Well, I :heart: ya, skank. Whatever is revealed.

Wil it be revealed in technicolor with zoom in cock shots? If so, I need to get some popcorn to settle in and enjoy the show :p
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Make room for me on the sofa - I am trying very hard to avoid working today.
 
Proof?


She's an amature detective now? ...or just judge and jury?


I'd call her bluff. Did someone like KS hijack her account? ;-)


Some people really need to take a breather from Lit every once in a while!
 
Recidiva said:
I want to know, I want to really know what exactly I do behind my husband's back.
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Clearly, a reference to your sockpuppeteering ways.

As soon as he leaves, out come the sockpuppets, reenacting scenes from Triumph of the Will.
 
English Lady said:
Well, I :heart: ya, skank. Whatever is revealed.

Wil it be revealed in technicolor with zoom in cock shots? If so, I need to get some popcorn to settle in and enjoy the show :p
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If I'm right about the guy, there were cock shots and I found him very attractive and still do, yet there was no cyber.

I imagine this conversation in my head:

Her: "You chatted with Recidiva, right?"
Him: "Yeah."
Her: "Did you keep the chat logs?"
Him: "What?"
Her: "The chat logs! The chat logs! Dammit! Do you have them, I want to post them!"
Him: "Um...yeah, I talked to her."
Her: "You...talked to her?"
Him: "Yeah. Just talk. Dead end. Funny though."
Her: "...shit."
 
Recidiva said:
And why I wouldn't escapes me entirely.
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It's political discrimination. Sad, how some women will let voter registration get in the way of a good romp. :p
 
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