Jumping out of a cake

When I was in High School, perhaps my best friend was a girl. We never dated since I never really saw her that way, and she never let on that she did. I was a year ahead of her, so when I came to her graduation party we hadn't seen each other in nearly a year.

At her graduation party she also made an engaged to be engaged announcement. We were talking and she confessed that all through high school she had gone from wanting me to father her children (i.e. sex), to being the father of her children. We were kind of joking around later that night and she said she'd like for me to jump out of the cake at her bachelorette party, whenever that ended up happening. I was kind of shocked, but also intrigued at the idea, and said that I would (even though it is 100% out of character for me).

Anyway, the engagement never ended up happening, and we lost touch, so needless to say I never jumped out of a cake. But I would have done it, and sometimes wonder what would have happened.

Well depends really. If your jumping out of a cake for guys, you can pretty much assume they are going to all fuck you, well at least try.

Doing that for women, really rather depends on how drunk they are, how long since they have had sex and how well you dance.

There was an episode of Reno 911 where a pregnant girl got stuck in a cake she tried to jump out of...

emap said:

Well depends really. If your jumping out of a cake for guys, you can pretty much assume they are going to all fuck you, well at least try.

Doing that for women, really rather depends on how drunk they are, how long since they have had sex and how well you dance.

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Well, it isn't just the jumping out of a cake, it is that it's for an old friend (and her other friends). Especially since I had never expected anything to happen, but maybe it would.

Well there are two reasons she would have asked you to jump out of a cake for her. She always thought you were sexy and wanted to test herself to see if he was the right guy. Or, one of her friends wants you and they both figured having you jump out of a cake for them would be a perfect time to try and get you on her.

emap said:

Well there are two reasons she would have asked you to jump out of a cake for her. She always thought you were sexy and wanted to test herself to see if he was the right guy. Or, one of her friends wants you and they both figured having you jump out of a cake for them would be a perfect time to try and get you on her.

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I just remembered a detail. At first she said she wanted me to come to the bacholette party, and then that evolved into jumping out of the cake. Of course, for a Lit story, it doesn't really matter how it starts.

I think I might just have to write this story now... Any pointers on the sorts of things that happen at bachelorette parties, at least that wouldn't be obvious to a guy? I figure that the whole jumping out of the cake would happen like halfway through, so the girls would be loosened up by that point.

I've never been to one so far, though I suppose it happens more or less like any other occassion that brings alot of women together. Lots of hugging, crying jokes and drinking.

No seriously, women hug when they first get there, usually everybody hugs the new arrival, not terribly sure why.

Then we generally all sit down, get a drink of some nice wine usually, and gossip for a while. Usually about three glasses later we sorta go from gossiping to cracking jokes.

I would assume a dancer would appear after the third or fourth glass so everybody would be warm to tipsy. Since jumping out of a cake is included in the dacing part, said dancer would be in the kitchen inside said cake, can't see to many dancers showing up last minute with a cake in tow.