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be_cruel13

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Argh, this is so embarrassing... I was trying my anal beads for the first time, and my ass just sucked it in - maybe I shouldn't have pushed that last ball in? Anyhow, I don't know how to get it out now... Should I take a laxative? It's called "jelly anal beads" so hopefully they're not going to break apart in there... It's been in now for about 10 minutes... It's not physically uncomfortable, but I'm mentally freaking out!!

Please help!!

EDIT - Read my last post #30 as well - THIS IS NOT A JOKE. Please people, I'm freaking out and I don't need comments making fun of my situation right now... I know it's funny, but please FIRST HELP ME and then you can make fun of me as long as you want.... But really - do laxatives work? Has anybody ever had a problem like this? (Personally.... I don't need some urban myth) I can't ask anybody else!!!

EDIT 2 - Post #58 - It's out!!! (this is just to save time for anybody who actually wanted to know how my dilemma turned out...)
 
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If you ask real nice, Richard Gere will loan you his hamster...
 
Eat a box of ExLax, take a massive dump and call us in the morning to report on the results.
 
be_cruel13 said:
Argh, this is so embarrassing... I was trying my anal beads for the first time, and my ass just sucked it in - maybe I shouldn't have pushed that last ball in? Anyhow, I don't know how to get it out now... Should I take a laxative? It's called "jelly anal beads" so hopefully they're not going to break apart in there... It's been in now for about 10 minutes... It's not physically uncomfortable, but I'm mentally freaking out!!

Please help!!
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Sparky, is that you?
 
The only thing I can think of is to seize the moment and masturbate.
Sorry.
 
I found this for you.

Care must also be taken to count the beads after using them to ensure that all are evacuated. There have been instances of the string being broken by intense sphincter movements. If a bead gets stuck within the rectum and can not be pushed out naturally, surgical intervention may be necessary. Condom use might allow easy retrieval in this situation.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/f/fd/200px-Bead.png
 
Delicacy said:
I found this for you.

Care must also be taken to count the beads after using them to ensure that all are evacuated. There have been instances of the string being broken by intense sphincter movements. If a bead gets stuck within the rectum and can not be pushed out naturally, surgical intervention may be necessary. Condom use might allow easy retrieval in this situation.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/f/fd/200px-Bead.png
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:eek:
 
NaughtyLil1 said:
Hurry, go to the ER. The nurses/docs will appreciate the laugh.
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LOL, I had a friend who was a medical technician in the air force, he had a great story about a Captain who came in with an avocado stuck up his ass.
 
Jelly anal beads are just one long piece of plastic with bead shapes on it. There is no way it could break (well - it seems impossible anyway) Why can't you just pull them out?
 
plasticman33 said:
LOL, I had a friend who was a medical technician in the air force, he had a great story about a Captain who came in with an avocado stuck up his ass.
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It's amazing. I worked in radiology and we saw all kinds of crazy things.
 
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