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Ancient Indus Valley Colander predicts the world ends on March 19th 2007

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Scientists believe the artifact pictured above to be a combination highly sophisticated celestial calculator and salad drainer used by pre-Harappan astronomers to forcast a unique confluence of events culminating in a solar eclipse at 2:32 GMT on March 19th 2007 which will plunge most of China into a gloomy twilight before knocking the earth off its axis and sending all its inhabitants careening into the cold vacuum of space.

In other words, party at Acanthus' place March 18th!
 
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Salad drainers have been a bane on society since they were first introduced by the Druids.
 
Byron In Exile said:
http://mmtaylor.net/Holiday2000/Legends/Ancient_History/Images/VincaColander.jpg

Scientists believe the artifact pictured above to be a combination highly sophisticated celestial calculator and salad drainer used by pre-Harappan astronomers to forcast a unique confluence of events culminating in a solar eclipse at 2:32 GMT on March 19th which will most of China into a gloomy twilight before knocking the earth off its axis and sending all its inhabitants careening into the cold vacuum of space.

In other words, party at Acanthus' place March 18th!
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Good one :D

The other parody sucked.
 
Byron In Exile said:
Parody...?

So... what are you sayin'?

You didn't stock up for the party?
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I stocked up for an unrelated spring break party :D

If the world happens to end, ill be ready.
 
Great! Two parties, St Paddy's Day followed by Acanthus' party, we'll be to hung over to care.
 
Lasher said:
It's hell on lettuce, too.
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And with the optional leather strap (not included in archeological excavations), it can function as a helmet for those awkward social situations when the sky falls.
 
Byron In Exile said:
And with the optional leather strap (not included in archeological excavations), it can function as a helmet for those awkward social situations when the sky falls.
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Ancient tin foil hat precursor?
 
You idiot.. The mayan calendar also predicts a shift in the earth's axis. I say we all have a big end of the world orgy and welcome the end.
 
Hikari said:
You idiot.. The mayan calendar also predicts a shift in the earth's axis. I say we all have a big end of the world orgy and welcome the end.
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All mens names will go in a hat, the woman will draw..... the final fuck starts 4 hours before the end.
 
garbage can said:
All mens names will go in a hat, the woman will draw..... the final fuck starts 4 hours before the end.
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Only 4 hours?
 
wow. that totally invalidates the patent on the salad spinner due to prior art.
 
hogjack said:
Salad drainers have been a bane on society since they were first introduced by the Druids.
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It's all well and good to be able to combine astronomical forecasting with fine salad draining, but when your salad drainers are made of giant blocks of stone and weigh 50 tons, your culture is destined for the dustbin of history.
 
Hikari said:
You idiot.. The mayan calendar also predicts a shift in the earth's axis. I say we all have a big end of the world orgy and welcome the end.
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Are you crazy? we're already all involved in the orgy....
Oh wait. You weren't invited...
Oh, yeah...umm. lets wait, huh?
 
plasticman33 said:
Great! Two parties, St Paddy's Day followed by Acanthus' party, we'll be to hung over to care.
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Don't overdo it on St. Patrick's, though.

You're going to want to be conscious to watch that end of the world eclipse on TV.
 
Hikari said:
You idiot.. The mayan calendar also predicts a shift in the earth's axis.
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You must be referring to this thread:

Ancient Mayan Calander predicts the world ends on Dec 21st 2012

However, you not only appear not to have read this post which completely discredits the Mayan prediction, but also haven't considered the fact that pre-Harappan Indus Valley culture predates the Mayan by about 3000 years, and is therefore the more authoritative.
 
atmas said:
Are you crazy? we're already all involved in the orgy....
Oh wait. You weren't invited...
Oh, yeah...umm. lets wait, huh?
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Psst... she's one of those for whom was arranged a "special surprise" regarding the orgy. Hopefully she won't see the thread again...
Uh yeah, we should wait on that.
 
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