Aesops Grimm Look at Mother's Goose - a revival OOC

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Safefunguy

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• Feb 27, 2007

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The link to the IC thread is here:

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=501214


Something isn't quite right in the Enchanted Forest.

What is this nefarious nuisance and nonsensical nastiness of the notorious no-goodnicks and ne'er-do-wells?

We are once again back to witness the activities of the denizens of the enchanted forest. This parody features characters from Fables, Fairy Tales, and Folklore. This is a humorous thread where the emphasis is on light hearted creativity and not necessarily heavy duty sex.

We seek superior writers to apply with character ideas by PM. If the group accepts you, we will give you the basic plot line of our tale and then rest is up to you.

Sex and sexual themes are allowed, but this thread is story driven.

ABSOLUTELY NO ROUGH STUFF, NO BDSM, NO NONCONSENTUAL SEX, AND NO INCEST. All sexual/romantic scenes should maintain the spirit of the thread. (They should be somewhat funny)

20 post sex scenes that hijack the thread will not be tolerated. We want to have fun with this. If you prefer a different kind of fun there are plenty of other threads here to choose from so enjoy yourself in one of them please.

Once approved character bios will appear here: PLEASE DO NOT POST UNTIL YOUR CHARACTER HAS BEEN APPROVED.

We had a lot of fun with this once and would like to do so again.

The link to the original IC thread is here:

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=463873

 

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Mervin the Big Bad Wolf

Mervin, the Big Bad Wolf.
aka Woofie
Height 6' even upright, 38" on all fours
Weight 180 Lbs.
Gray fur with white patch on his chest and black tips on his ears.
Sky blue eyes with gray pupils.

With a name like Mervin he had to be big and bad growing up!
Mervin, who truly despises his name and nicknames, has tried for years to get his good name cleared, insists he does not huff, puff or blow anything down, up sideways or otherwise.

He normally walks upright on his hind legs, though he can run pretty fast and cover long distances on all fours. His front paws have an opposing thumb type digit that allows him to manipulate objects the way a human would. He typically wears a bib type patched overalls with only one strap fastened over his shoulder. Naturally his tail pokes out through a hole cut in the seat of the overalls.

He's a scamp, full of mischief, not above pulling a quick con game. Generally pleasant and not dark. His good friend and maybe sometimes girlfriend (they've know each other so long neither is quite sure what they are) Gladiola drives him crazy, but gets away with calling him Woofie.

His days are usually spent trying to scam dim farmer's sons or pigs out of something. Occasionally he will try a bigger scam, not always successfully though.

And of course... Mervin has GREAT BIG EYES, and he has GREAT BIG TEETH as well as a GREAT BIG...well you can figure it out.

 

Maid of Marvels

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• Feb 27, 2007

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Gladiola, The Mildly Wicked

Her gram had called her Gladiola Green Star after a chartreuse hybrid of the same name. It was a blessing that her ma had only run off with a flock of elves rather than those seven yellow gypsies who were always hanging about, she'd said, but Gladiola was of a different opinion. It wasn't her fault that her skin had a greenish tinge to it. At least she might have ended up with a name like Sunshine if it had more of a yellow cast. Then again...

 

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Miss Behavin'

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• Feb 27, 2007

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Jessica

Her divorce finalized and her fling with Chandler Bing (and friends) over, Jessica found herself at sixes and sevens and that wasn't nearly big enough to suit her tastes or satisfy her rabrit fetish. It wasn't that Roger hadn't pleased her (he was and did hump like a bunny, after all) but there had only been one other who had completely filled the deep, dark recesses of her...

*looks around for a rabrit*​

 

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Britwitch

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• Feb 27, 2007

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Happy to see this starting again...will be reading along...

 

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Stella_Omega

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• Feb 28, 2007

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Puss In Boots

Tomas Le Souriceir, Tom to his friends, Tommy to his drinking buddies and paramours
5'7 and just a little defensive about his lack of height.
He's a grey tabby dandy, a rake, a vagabond, whose clothing is as fine and elegant as circumstances allow- and that's not always possible. But the boots are his, dammit!
Like all cats, his first priority is food and a warm place to nap.

Lust crowds on the heels of Sloth and Gluttony, and he would never limit himself to any particular sex in his paramours- he's flexible that way. Besides, a vagabond learns to take what he can get...
He carries a rapier, but would rather not fight if he can charm, cajole, or weasel his way out of it. Lieing or outright running will work too.

He has come to the forest from across the water, an inadvertent stowaway.

(more anon,I'm up too late and getting crosseyed)

 

Miss Behavin'

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• Mar 4, 2007

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hump... erm... bump

Anyone want to play?​