Tell your most erotic/daring masturbation story(real).

morewickedfun said:

Oh boy!
I must have been 14 the time i cranked a good one in the back of Mr. Rileys tractor. I was hiding back there when he started it. It rumbled and vibrated as it chugged along. I remember feeling the rusted piece of jagged metal vibrating against my crotch. My hoo haw was getting wet, thereby easing the metals friction against my hoo haw. I was something excited. I pulled my jean shorts over and let the rusted metal come into contact. Boy was i in for a treat. BUMB, BUMB, BUMP, VIBRATING along. My hoo haw was making love something fierce to that piece of metal when all of a sudden the tractor came to a stop and "slice". Cut my damned clit right off.
We never did find my clit that day. But they were able to make me one using some tissue from my ass.

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Vikingstone said:

Hoo haw...?

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morewickedfun said:

Yeah.
My hoo haw!

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_Milky_Whites_ said:

Well, actually it would only be half of a hoo haw now. Or 3/4. Something like that. Completely useless without that clit.

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Dellan077 said:

you guys are pretty critical for a bunch of fat houswives stuck in dead end lives.
oh and Plastic man(very fucking original) you can my rubber boot and put it up your plastic ass.

bunch of dicks

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morewickedfun said:

I have a new one.

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plasticman33 said:

Hoo Haw!!

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Dellan077 said:

you guys are pretty critical for a bunch of fat houswives stuck in dead end lives.
oh and Plastic man(very fucking original) you can my rubber boot and put it up your plastic ass.

bunch of dicks

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LotusDreamer said:

Oh, and you thought you were being quite original, right?

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Dellan077 said:

I remember when i was just in college we were playing drinking games and the games lead to truth or dare.
I wasn't known to be daring but i figured what the hell. it started out with the usual stuff but then it got hotter. chicks started flashing the kissing came out the dry humping.... the it turned x-rated. masturbation started to be discussed and of course my dare landed on that. i had never done anything like that before but they dared me.

So by this point i was hard as hell and wanted pussy or wanted to cum anyway so i didnt mind. in front of id say 8 or 9 people mixed sexes i started stroking my 8" cock the dare was not to cum, i wasn't going to stop there. i was having fun,the group was having fun.The all wanted to see me cum kinda eggin me on... and then i just came shot my load all over myself and the carpet. they obviously didnt think id do it but hey i did.it was one the craziest things i had ever done .....up to that point

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Dellan077 said:

you guys are pretty critical for a bunch of fat houswives stuck in dead end lives.
oh and Plastic man(very fucking original) you can my rubber boot and put it up your plastic ass.

bunch of dicks

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Dellan077 said:

you guys are pretty critical for a bunch of fat houswives stuck in dead end lives.
oh and Plastic man(very fucking original) you can my rubber boot and put it up your plastic ass.

bunch of dicks

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morewickedfun said:

*cries
he hurt my feelings.

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KRCummings said:

This is mine. I hope you like it.


Once upon a time...

Go fuck yourself.


The end.

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vetteman said:

A little to Tolstoyish for me KR, damn near fell asleep before the end.

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_Milky_Whites_ said:

Oh my God....OH MY GOD! He just called me a fat housewife! I am soooo insulted. Some wanger with 5 total posts called me fat! And a housewife! Oh, how can I ever be as good as him. With his 8 inch cock, his sensual stories and his excellent grammar. Please...tell me what I must do.

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