When rough foreplay turns into a trip to the emergency ward...

kjtatts

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..... then you know you have to start thinking of alternative explanations to give to the doctor/family members....


Any suggestions?


Scenario: We're having a few drinks, a playful kick in the ass turns into been held up against the wall, a challenge of dominance eventuates, push turns to shove and before you know it, there is a wrestling match happening on the dining room floor. Clothes are being ripped/pulled off, wrestling moves are being demonstrated, next thing I know Im flipped onto my stomach, face against the floor, knickers are ripped off and Im being sexually violated :p I try a stunning and cunning move (I thought), forgetting that my ankle has been pushed up toward my head, and then 'pop' .. a sound that I didnt want to hear comes from my knee. A second later the intense pain hits. Oh damn.
I scream and crawl into the lounge, he ever so lovingly follows. Filled with concern and apologies. Then tears off the rest of my clothing and fucks me on the floor.
All was fine until I woke up with intense pain and the realisation that I couldn't move my leg.
So it was off to the doctor (my violator took a day off work to look after me). Turns out I've stretched the ligaments around the knee. Ouch.
So the day ended with a nice dose of drugs, xrays and an afternoon fuck. (not so vigorous this time) :D
And tomorrow I know the questions from family members will come....

What do I tell them? LOL
 
lol..... most of my injuries are well hidden.... never had something like THAT happen before, worst i've had required me wearing long sleeves and nothing shorter than knee length for a while lol

sounds like a good time tho...

good luck with it ;)
 
Tell 'em you were having a fuck'n good time and....
 
Well, at least WE got the true story! :devil:

Probably a pretty fair share of adults have had knee problems, & they'll know/buy into the fact that you can tear one up fairly innocently -sometimes with about the same force/ twist as an ankle sprain -but the knee took the abuse instead.

Great ideas aren't coming to mind right now (1st cup of coffee), but...

-stepped on a pet toy & twisted it
-were up on the counter changing a bulb & jumped down wrong

I dunno; again, sometimes it doesn't take much. Any excuse you could use for an ankle sprain will probably work.
 
bunnislippers said:
lol..... most of my injuries are well hidden.... never had something like THAT happen before, worst i've had required me wearing long sleeves and nothing shorter than knee length for a while lol

sounds like a good time tho...

good luck with it ;)


LOL I forgot to mention the bruising on arms and legs and the wicked carpet burn on the top of my foot. :D
 
People will believe anything when it comes to knee injuries. Just tell 'em you were lifting something heavy or jumped down off something, and "I just don't know how it happened, I've done that a dozen times without getting hurt!"

They will invariably tell you exactly why/how that could have lead to your injury.
 
Medical people I would just go with the truth , no gerbils were harmed.

As for family your on your own........laughs . Move to Alaska somewhere you can dress head to toe. Love your ink btw.
 
kjtatts said:
lol. uh-huh. :D
It worked when the ex and I went to her parents (minus a popped knee), actually they knew right off. Not much of a biggie, we swapped porn regularly.
 
MichiMan said:
Well, at least WE got the true story! :devil:

Probably a pretty fair share of adults have had knee problems, & they'll know/buy into the fact that you can tear one up fairly innocently -sometimes with about the same force/ twist as an ankle sprain -but the knee took the abuse instead.

Great ideas aren't coming to mind right now (1st cup of coffee), but...

-stepped on a pet toy & twisted it
-were up on the counter changing a bulb & jumped down wrong

I dunno; again, sometimes it doesn't take much. Any excuse you could use for an ankle sprain will probably work.

Hehe True, true.

"Oh my knee? I tripped on his butt plug and fell over, landing awkwardly on my knee."


:D
 
Fagin said:
It worked when the ex and I went to her parents (minus a popped knee), actually they knew right off. Not much of a biggie, we swapped porn regularly.


Oh crikey!
 
kjtatts said:
Hehe True, true.

"Oh my knee? I tripped on his butt plug and fell over, landing awkwardly on my knee."


:D

LOL -yep, I was thinking 'Hmmm, just what might be laying around on her floor??' :D
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Medical people I would just go with the truth , no gerbils were harmed.

As for family your on your own........laughs . Move to Alaska somewhere you can dress head to toe. Love your ink btw.


Thanks :rose:

LOL, trust me - if gerbils had been present, they would have been harmed! :D
 
I'd go with the whole "carrying stuff down stairs.. tripped, fell and all hell broke loose on my body.."

I'd buy it.. Maybe... :cool:
 
MichiMan said:
LOL -yep, I was thinking 'Hmmm, just what might be laying around on her floor??' :D


Hahahaha. Having visitors turn up unexpected, is usually enough for me to break out in a sweat as I try to casually check the house for 'things that should never have left the bedroom'. hahaha.
 
ourladyofthehighways said:
People will believe anything when it comes to knee injuries. Just tell 'em you were lifting something heavy or jumped down off something, and "I just don't know how it happened, I've done that a dozen times without getting hurt!"

They will invariably tell you exactly why/how that could have lead to your injury.



"I tried to jump over the butt plug that was on the floor, but slipped in some spilt lube and twisted my knee."

:D
 
kjtatts said:
"I tried to jump over the butt plug that was on the floor, but slipped in some spilt lube and twisted my knee."

:D
That's it.

I hate it when I leave my butt plug out.
 
kjtatts said:
"I tried to jump over the butt plug that was on the floor, but slipped in some spilt lube and twisted my knee."

:D
LMAO -Yeah, go with that one! :D
 
Liontamr said:
I'd go with the whole "carrying stuff down stairs.. tripped, fell and all hell broke loose on my body.."

I'd buy it.. Maybe... :cool:


Funny thing is, I've used that line before. :D
 
DEEJACK12 said:
I really laughing my ass off. :D :D Why does these thing keep happen to you...


LOL I dunno.

I'm either in the right place at the right time or the wrong place at the wrong time.... :D
 
Trying too hard

You're trying too hard people,

Simple you were walking through the kitchen/down the road etc (nowhere where you can sue people) stepped in a wet patch your leg slipped away and you twisted your knee trying to prevent the fall.

The more boring and mundane the occurence the less questions will be asked.

Doctors won't buy it, but your family friends and work colleagues might unless it happens too regularly.
 
kjtatts said:
LOL I forgot to mention the bruising on arms and legs and the wicked carpet burn on the top of my foot. :D


If it is cold where you are, say you slipped in some ice going down the stairs?
 
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