Thanksgiving Contest/Pool

hurricane64 · Nov 12, 2006

Here's an idea I got in the Lowe's of all places, looking for stuff and seeing the deep fryers for turkeys that are so readily available.

Make your guess for the town and state where the requisite garage fire will occur on Thanksgiving as somebody tries to fry a turkey.

Your prize is the honorary Arthur Carlson/Les Nessman Flying Turkey Award.

Ties or multiple occurances all win, as there were several turkeys pitched from the helicopter over the Pinedale Shopping Mall in Cincinnati in the late '70's.

Have at it.

DV81 · Nov 12, 2006

either Arlington, KS or Nelson, Nebraska

FirstKnight41 · Nov 12, 2006

hurricane64 said:
Here's an idea I got in the Lowe's of all places, looking for stuff and seeing the deep fryers for turkeys that are so readily available.

Make your guess for the town and state where the requisite garage fire will occur on Thanksgiving as somebody tries to fry a turkey.

Your prize is the honorary Arthur Carlson/Les Nessman Flying Turkey Award.

Ties or multiple occurances all win, as there were several turkeys pitched from the helicopter over the Pinedale Shopping Mall in Cincinnati in the late '70's.

Have at it.

Its gotta be somewhere like Kansas City or Texas, the law of avrages ya know

catfish · Nov 12, 2006

Gadsden, Alabama

catfish · Nov 12, 2006

The 1st time I fried a Turkey, I almost set myself on fire...lol, it was interesting.

goodmorningdavi · Nov 12, 2006

I have the urge to go set my neighbor's garage on fire now

FirstKnight41 · Nov 12, 2006

goodmorningdavi said:
I have the urge to go set my neighbor's garage on fire now

That's not bad, you could want to set your own garage on fire

Ham Murabi · Nov 12, 2006

Hate to change the subject, but turkeys prepared in fryers are delish.

hurricane64 · Nov 12, 2006

FirstKnight41 said:
Its gotta be somewhere like Kansas City or Texas, the law of avrages ya know

Yeah, but they tend to grill vs. fry. You're probably right, but the turkey friers in your local big-box store are probably pretty ubiquitous.

I'm going out on a limb for North Little Rock, Arkansas.

true2me · Nov 12, 2006

This is horrible...

Clarksville,TN

hurricane64 · Nov 12, 2006

Ham Murabi said:
Hate to change the subject, but turkeys prepared in fryers are delish.

Yes, they are excellent. Crispy on the outside, moist on the inside...

What a trade-off.

HoHoBomb · Nov 13, 2006

hurricane64 said:
Yes, they are excellent. Crispy on the outside, moist on the inside...

What a trade-off.

i love em with cajun injection.

Problem Child · Nov 13, 2006

Why don't we up the ante and bet on where the first death by immolation due to turkey fryer will occur?

Remember, property is replaceable, but who can put a price on a human life?

hurricane64 · Nov 13, 2006

Problem Child said:
Why don't we up the ante and bet on where the first death by immolation due to turkey fryer will occur?

Remember, property is replaceable, but who can put a price on a human life?

Naw, because death makes this non-funny.

Image · Nov 13, 2006

Nothing says Have a Happy Thanksgiving like human flesh boiling in oil. It's one of those holiday smells in the air you never forget...

My money says Anyplace, Alabama!

hurricane64 · Nov 13, 2006

kissinggurl said:
i love em with cajun injection.

mmm...fried turkey with a cajun injection...

Damn I'm ready for the next week .5 to wind down...

sweet soft kiss · Nov 13, 2006

Compton California.

marshalt · Nov 13, 2006

crookston, mn

Ham Murabi · Nov 13, 2006

marshalt said:
crookston, mn

Wrong.
Meteetse, Wyo.

hurricane64 · Nov 13, 2006

OK, it seems we've got a good trend going here.

Riverside, IA is a good guess, as it's the future birthplace of James T. Kirk.

Fagin · Nov 13, 2006

Boise, ID

They are due again, last year was the only year in the last five that didn't have one. The odds are in my favor.

Basia · Nov 13, 2006

Huston or Austin Texas..

And Tulsa Oklahoma...

Maybe somewhere in Mississippi too.

Hester · Nov 13, 2006

henryetta, ok

LowMurmur · Nov 13, 2006

Hester said:
henryetta, ok

Well if they hadn't left the ok lying around, Henry wouldn't have been tempted to eat it.

hurricane64 · Nov 14, 2006

Shamelessly bumping this periodically until T-Day. Although probably less after today.

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