pinkstarfish
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I don't want to complain, but holy fuck it's annoying.
My neighbor's bass is rattling my light fixtures, dishes and walls...
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sethp said:
I think his girlfrind's there.
It's next door. We live in a duplex.
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That's one big fish!
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even better.. march "over" there and kneel down right in front of him with his girlfriend watching and unzip his pants and pull out his cock. Slide your lips over the head and start sucking him off. Let him cum in your mouth. as he sits there bewildered and his girlfriend is standing there crying.. pick up his bass or amp or reciever ..whatever and carry it up to your place ...the end. He'll never ask for it back unless he wants another BJ and then..well you give him another one. this time topless. when the girlfriend comes after you to yell or fight with you. tell her she can have him back on two conditions. 1. that the volumne never goes high enough that you can hear it and 2. that she french kiss you passionately. Please let me know how this works out. it will work but you have to do it right now.
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pinkstarfish said:
Who wouldn't want to rattle your walls, darlin?
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plan B
Ok if plan A didn't work...here's plan B
Go over to the door wearing a bathroom. (naked underneath of course).
Knock on the door and see who answers. if it's him then open your rob very slowley and seductivly. showing him your boobs, nipples and pubic hair. if done properly no one from the street or nieghbors will be able to see you. Tell him he can have a closer look if he stops playing the bass ...FOREVER!
You can take it from there. a blowjob works best though. trust me.
If she answers the door. Ask her if he can come up and give you a back rub. You really really need it. lick your lips as you say this and wink at her.
Again you take it from here. The posiblilites are endless. either way the noise stops.
Ok if plan A didn't work...here's plan B
Go over to the door wearing a bathroom. (naked underneath of course).
Knock on the door and see who answers. if it's him then open your rob very slowley and seductivly. showing him your boobs, nipples and pubic hair. if done properly no one from the street or nieghbors will be able to see you. Tell him he can have a closer look if he stops playing the bass ...FOREVER!
You can take it from there. a blowjob works best though. trust me.
If she answers the door. Ask her if he can come up and give you a back rub. You really really need it. lick your lips as you say this and wink at her.
Again you take it from here. The posiblilites are endless. either way the noise stops.
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I'm gonna assume you meant 'bathrobe'...cause if not, well...I'm confused.sethp said:
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Isn't that a bit more difficult than unhooking a bra?mrtnmoon said:no, he meant bathroom. girls wearing toilets is hot!
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sethp said:
Done.
We're all here!
Say hi!
(the girlfriend is still crying a little...)
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gman23 said:
It's rap, but it's off now. I just waited 'til they were finished.
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MinkSoul said:
In the middle of the day?
No way...
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Shame on them!mrtnmoon said:I couldn't tell ya.... no girl has come over to me in a bra or a toilet in a very long time.
by the way, I know this is the wrong thread to post this in, but you have a beautiful face.
Thanks. There's never a bad place for a compliment.
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When my neighboors play annoying house music, I retaliate with Sunn-0))) on 11....My Wall
here be the ditch that you shall die in
and here be the wall that I shall cry on
ditch dug with antler and ox bone shovel
this ancient wall that shades our something hovel
Sub bass. It usually works pretty fast.
here be the ditch that you shall die in
and here be the wall that I shall cry on
ditch dug with antler and ox bone shovel
this ancient wall that shades our something hovel
Sub bass. It usually works pretty fast.
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pinkstarfish said:
ok well...1. did you swallow? or swap with his girlfriend? 2. Did he come over to your place for another one yet? 3. how do you feel about it now that you've done it? evil?
"I'm gonna assume you meant 'bathrobe'...cause if not, well...I'm confused."
ah yeah that's another of my classic proof reading errors! lol
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ok and thanks!
ok this is the first story I've written in weeks. all thanks to you! I wrote a story based on your situation and my reply to it! I submitted it already. Let me know if you want to read it via private message and I'll send it to you. it's called "Star Fish and the Bass Player" lol maybe that will shake my writers block! thanks again!
ok this is the first story I've written in weeks. all thanks to you! I wrote a story based on your situation and my reply to it! I submitted it already. Let me know if you want to read it via private message and I'll send it to you. it's called "Star Fish and the Bass Player" lol maybe that will shake my writers block! thanks again!
