Republican sex scandal! Boys! Pedophilia! Everything except actual sex!

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This is real; it only seems like it's from The Onion. Because in real life, who's stupid enough to publish his pedophile fantasies on the server at his workplace, in emails to at least one clearly reluctant kid, when the workplace is Congress, the electorate is Florida's uber-conservative ultra-Christian branch of the Republican party, and the boss is Jeb Bush? Yikes!

NOTE: In keeping with Republican tradition, no actual sex took place.

CNN Washington Bureau

Congressman quits after messages to teens found

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Republican Rep. Mark Foley resigned Friday from the House after sexually explicit instant message conversations with teenage congressional pages attributed to him surfaced.

The instant message conversations were published on ABCNews.com and other Internet blogs.

According to ABCNews.com, someone using the screen name "Maf54," which ABC identified as Foley, communicated with congressional pages.

ABCNews.com posted these instant message exchanges:

Maf54: You in your boxers, too?
Teen: Nope, just got home. I had a college interview that went late.
Maf54: Well, strip down and get relaxed.

ABCNews.com also cited this exchange:

Maf54: What ya wearing?
Teen: tshirt and shorts
Maf54: Love to slip them off of you.

A third example from ABCNews.com:

Maf54: Do I make you a little horny?
Teen: A little.
Maf54: Cool.
E-mail exchange questioned

Earlier Friday, a former congressional page questioned e-mails Foley had sent to him, describing it as "sick." Foley, a Florida representative, apparently sent the e-mails in August 2005, when the male page was 16 years old.

In the e-mails, which were obtained by the Washington-based Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington, Foley discussed a second page, saying "I just emailed [him]... hes such a nice guy... acts much older than his age... hes in great shape... i am just finished riding my bike on a 25 mile journey now heading to the gym... whats school like for you this year?"

Foley then asked the page for a picture.

The young man, who forwarded the e-mails to another congressional staffer, called the e-mails "sick, sick, sick."

"Maybe it is just me being paranoid, but seriously. This freaks me out," the page wrote in the e-mails obtained by CREW.

A spokesman for Foley told CNN the congressman acknowledged he had an e-mail exchange with the former page but flatly denied that it was anything inappropriate.

In his letter to Florida Gov. Jeb Bush resigning his position, Foley apologized for letting down his family and his constituents.

"Today I have delivered a letter to the speaker of the House informing him of my decision to resign from the U.S. House of Representatives, effective today. I thank the people of Florida's 16th Congressional District for giving me the opportunity to serve them for the last twelve years; it has been an honor," Foley said in a written statement.

"I am deeply sorry and I apologize for letting down my family and the people of Florida I have had the privilege to represent."

Foley was part of the Republican leadership, holding the post of deputy whip.

:D

He also chaired the Congressional Missing and Exploited Children's Caucus and was a member of the powerful House Ways and Means Committee.

Speaker Dennis Hastert of Illinois said he supported Foley's resignation.

"He's done, as of now; he's done the right thing," Hastert said. "I've asked John Shimkus, who is the head of the Page board, to look into this issue regarding Congressman Foley. We want to make sure that all of our pages are safe, and the page system is safe."

"None of us are very happy about it," Hastert said.

According to GOP sources, Foley is concerned there may be other potential politically damaging e-mails or information out there and has concluded it's best not to run again for office.

Foley, who is considered a moderate, has been in office for six-terms.

His Democratic opponent in the race, Tim Mahoney, called Thursday for an investigation into the matter. Mahoney's campaign denied having anything to do with the information becoming public.

Before the questions about the e-mails surfaced, Foley was expected to win re-election in November by a wide margin.

The resignation comes within six weeks of the midterm elections in which control of Congress could come down to a handful of seats. The Democrats need 15 seats to end over a decade of Republican control of the House.

The Foley scandal may re-enforce the already negative opinion the public has of Congress and Washington, which could hurt Republicans this fall.

Florida Republicans could name a replacement candidate for Foley as soon as Monday. Foley's name will appear on the midterm ballots and cannot be changed, but any votes for Foley will count toward the party's choice.
 
Deputy whip.

You have to wonder why there aren't more sex scandals in an institution where people aspire to be named 'the whip.'
 
He was on the committee to protect children from internet predators.

Seriously.

Wouldn't you think that would have made him more careful? :rolleyes:
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Arrogance.

Comes from having too much power.

I think people like him are pretty much born arrogant. The power they obtain just makes it worse.

Of course they also have that whole situational ethics thing going on as well. If other people did what they did, the other people are bad. They, being God's chosen, can do whatever the fuck they want.
 
Where have all the traditions gone?

Traditionally, when Republicans got into trouble, it was about money. When Democrats got into trouble, it was about sex.

Now along comes (so to speak) this GOP chowderhead who gets busted for chasing under-age boys. Meanwhile, New Orleans' own, Democrat William Jefferson, has taken the term "cold cash" to its logical extreme by stashing his bribes in the family freezer.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Yeah, but at least he didn't have pre-marital sex with some virgin and take away her "purity"! :rolleyes: Or, worse yet, try to marry the boy! :rolleyes:

Damn fucking hypocrite Republican politicians!
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
Where have all the traditions gone?

Traditionally, when Republicans got into trouble, it was about money. When Democrats got into trouble, it was about sex.


Rumple Foreskin :cool:

and when its liberals its sexy money
and socialist liberals its shared sexy money.

i keese you Rumpy... right on the... well, rump. :kiss:
 
Jenny_Jackson said:
God damn that Clinton!!!.... Oh... you're talking about Foley
Hey! Somehow this was all Clinton's fault. I'm not sure how, but I'm sure Fox News will explain it to us all.
 
3113 said:
Hey! Somehow this was all Clinton's fault. I'm not sure how, but I'm sure Fox News will explain it to us all.

Well, I suppose you cuold argue that Clinton was so horrendous during his first two years that there was an over-reaction that led to even conservative homo ephebophiles being elected to office. Foley was one of the 1994 "Contract With America" Republicans that took seats from Democrats.

Geez, that sure worked out well, din't it? :cool:
 
Huckleman2000 said:
Well, I suppose you cuold argue that Clinton was so horrendous during his first two years that there was an over-reaction that led to even conservative homo ephebophiles being elected to office. Foley was one of the 1994 "Contract With America" Republicans that took seats from Democrats.

Geez, that sure worked out well, din't it? :cool:


Why do you hate freedom?

:D
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Why do you hate freedom?

:D

I'll slap the shackles on you, wench! ;)

Okay, even I burst out laughing typing that. I'd be such a dorky dom!
 
Huckleman2000 said:
I'll slap the shackles on you, wench! ;)

Okay, even I burst out laughing typing that. I'd be such a dorky dom!

so you only hate Sarahh's freedom? :confused:
 
Belegon said:
so you only hate Sarahh's freedom? :confused:

If I was evil, well, I would be tempted to hate it too. After all, she'd look very nice with a red butt over my knee. Oh, okay, time for evil Sev to leave and the real Sev to return. :devil:
 
Belegon said:
so you only hate Sarahh's freedom? :confused:

ACK! :eek:

I don't hate anybody's freedom. Unless, of course, it's misused. :devil: Between the two of us, I think Sarahh and I could arrive at the conclusion that she has been a naughty, naughty girl. :nana:
 
Huckleman2000 said:
ACK! :eek:

I don't hate anybody's freedom. Unless, of course, it's misused. :devil: Between the two of us, I think Sarahh and I could arrive at the conclusion that she has been a naughty, naughty girl. :nana:

Evil Sev says that he likes the way that you think. Good Sev tells him to shut up and remember that she is a good friend and a married woman. :devil:
 
SEVERUSMAX said:
Evil Sev says that he likes the way that you think. Good Sev tells him to shut up and remember that she is a good friend and a married woman.
There's a good Sev? :confused:
:devil:
 
Okay, threadjack over. :rolleyes:

Seriously:
Can anyone think of an instance where one of these closet-case homo ephebophile (attracted to adolescents) scandals has not been either a Catholic priest or a Republican elected official?

And, I'll even spot you Rob Lowe at the Dem. Conv. with 2 nymphettes. :catroar:
 
Huckleman2000 said:
Okay, threadjack over. :rolleyes:

Seriously:
Can anyone think of an instance where one of these closet-case homo ephebophile (attracted to adolescents) scandals has not been either a Catholic priest or a Republican elected official?

And, I'll even spot you Rob Lowe at the Dem. Conv. with 2 nymphettes. :catroar:
Dude, that's just too easy. Mel Reynolds, Democratic congressman from Illinois. Was hitting it with a 16 year-old (evidently not the first one he'd had) and was caught on tape asking her to find a 15-16 year-old friend to join them. They've played the tape on the radio and it is one of the funniest (yet sickest) things you've ever heard..."Ew-whee, I feel like I just hit the lottery!" Holy fucking shit, just unbelievable.

I do get a certain amount of vindictive pleasure out of one of these holier than though jerk-offs getting busted. I don't even care which side of the aisle he's on.
 
The first time I read about "Contract with America" I actually read "Contract on America".

My brain pulls the oddest tricks on me sometimes.
 
S-Des said:
Dude, that's just too easy. Mel Reynolds, Democratic congressman from Illinois. Was hitting it with a 16 year-old (evidently not the first one he'd had) and was caught on tape asking her to find a 15-16 year-old friend to join them.
Nope. Doesn't count. Huckleman asked for a homo ephebophile.
 
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