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Tzara

Tzara

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In order to strike a blow for decency against the hordes of evil trolls and snotty elitist poets who delight in leaving caustic and insulting comments on poems and drive scores down by voting 2s or even 1s, I would like to offer my services as a happy commentator on your poem. Leave me a link to your poem and select from one of the encouraging and supportive comments in the list below and I will brighten your day by leaving you Positive Feedback(TM) and a sparkling 5 vote that is guaranteed to lift both your spirits and your score. :)

Choose from among these carefully crafted, heartfelt comments:
  1. Beautiful poem. Your writing always touches my soul. ~~thank you~~
  2. Wonderful! A lovely, heartfelt write. :cool:
  3. Touched my soul. Your writing is so beautiful! More, please!
  4. Breathtaking and beautiful. Deep feelings, wonderfully expressed. :heart:
  5. Captivating!!! It is as if you see straight into my heart. ~Thx~
No one should be without some comments that they would be proud to show to even that cranky old English teacher who always complained about your spelling and syntax. What is there to lose but your pride? Try Positive Feedback(TM) today!




Note: due to bandwidth and cheeriness limitations, I will only be able to respond to the first three (3) requests each day that I am online. This is a limited time offer and will expire September 30, 2006. Void where prohibited. Employees of Positive Feedback, LLC and their family members are explicitly excluded from this offer. Sorry—only one poem per poet per day. Each day begins at 12:00 AM, Pacific Time. Comments remain the property of Positive Feedback, LLC and may not be used by other posters. For information on franchise opportunities, please contact Positive Feedback, LLC.

Copyright 2006, Positive Feedback, LLC
 
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What's with all the heart and soul?

I want #6 "Brilliant poem. It didn't touch my heart or soul, but I did touch myself. Thank you."
 
WickedEve said:
What's with all the heart and soul?

I want #6 "Brilliant poem. It didn't touch my heart or soul, but I did touch myself. Thank you."
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All Positive Feedback(TM) comments have been scientifically designed for maximum inoffensiveness and positive hedonic value. Custom comments may be ordered from our affiliate company, Positive Feedback Consultancy Services, LLP.
 
WickedEve said:
So... I saw straight into your heart when I wrote about the brutal death of my dolphin vibe? Wow. I'm good. :cathappy:
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I have a particularly empathetic heart that vibrated in tune to your beautiful verse.
 
Tzara said:
I have a particularly empathetic heart that vibrated in tune to your beautiful verse.
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Your heart vibrates?
Well, you know, um, my vibe died, and now I don't have anything that vibrates, and I was thinking... well, maybe that wouldn't work. I'd have sit on your chest, I suppose...
Just a thought.
 
I would like #2 on this poem. I think the comment expresses the essence of the poem perfectly.

Thank you ... I look forward to firming up an excellent business relationship with LLP.
 
champagne1982 said:
I would like #2 on this poem. I think the comment expresses the essence of the poem perfectly.

Thank you ... I look forward to firming up an excellent business relationship with LLP.
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No. No. No. I think it's a #3.
 
WickedEve said:
Your heart vibrates?
Well, you know, um, my vibe died, and now I don't have anything that vibrates, and I was thinking... well, maybe that wouldn't work. I'd have sit on your chest, I suppose...
Just a thought.
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You'd have to read to me, though. That's what gets the motor running.
 
champagne1982 said:
I would like #2 on this poem. I think the comment expresses the essence of the poem perfectly.

Thank you ... I look forward to firming up an excellent business relationship with LLP.
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Done.
 
WickedEve said:
No. No. No. I think it's a #3.
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I was saving #3 for my unicorn poem ... (if I ever submit it) I believe the comment and content are more suited to one another.
 
Tzara said:
You'd have to read to me, though. That's what gets the motor running.
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Goody. I've saved all the Hallmark cards that the grandparents have sent the kids. Great poem about a birthday frog.
 
WickedEve said:
Goody. I've saved all the Hallmark cards that the grandparents have sent the kids. Great poem about a birthday frog.
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Hummmmm.
 
arienette said:
This is too funny, I love it.
Hey, my vibe died too - What the hell?!
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Mine got really hot before it died. Did I mention that it got really hot? Then it made this sound like a constipated stork. Then it got really hot. I kept using it though. It was really hot.
 
WickedEve said:
Mine got really hot before it died. Did I mention that it got really hot? Then it made this sound like a constipated stork. Then it got really hot. I kept using it though. It was really hot.
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My rabbit died. Then I changed the batteries.
 
WickedEve said:
Mine got really hot before it died. Did I mention that it got really hot? Then it made this sound like a constipated stork. Then it got really hot. I kept using it though. It was really hot.
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Damned technology. They need to come up with better toys me thinks... :rolleyes:
 
Lauren Hynde said:
#4 for this, please. :cathappy:
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Done, though you have voting turned off so I couldn't leave a 5 for you. :sad:

Though I must say, Ms. Hynde, that I begin to suspect that your detractors' complaints may have some grounding in fact. Do you mock me and my offer of generous and unbiased encouragement? I feel I may be being costumed as a fool.

Oh, well. Comes with the territory. :)
 
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Special Introductory Offer!!

I know my legalese set a limit of three per day, but in order to introduce our service to the wider Lit public, I will try to accomodate as many requests for Positive Feedback(TM) as time permits, today only!

So dust off those poems that are just a single vote away from achieving the coveted honor of a red 'H' and send me a link. We'll show those effete and snobby poets who really rocks in verse!

Note: One poem per author per day. I'll go amend the legal disclaimer.

Yours in support of a happy and mutually supportive poetic community,

tz
 
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