Virgin Plea

Scribbleros · May 11, 2006

This is the most pathetic attempt to get laid.

http://www.avirginsplea.com/

However it does make for a good laugh

shoulderblade · May 11, 2006

Wow. If this guy lives to be 40 or 50 he will have one 'difficult' memory of youth to look back on.

All public and documented too.

Damit. The word 'prayer' keeps popping into my head.

-- Zoey-- · May 11, 2006

It's incredibly desperate, it will work for a pity fuck.

Scribbleros · May 11, 2006

yeah some one might just fuck him out of pity.

Scribbleros · May 11, 2006

shoulderblade said:
Wow. If this guy lives to be 40 or 50 he will have one 'difficult' memory of youth to look back on.

All public and documented too.

Damit. The word 'prayer' keeps popping into my head.

He looks incredibly stupid too. Either that or he is extremely thick-skinned.

Crimsonblue · May 11, 2006

no no no, tsk tsk wrong you guys! he is w00t w00t!
:catroar:

crazybbwgirl · May 11, 2006

I'd fuck him.

vanelane · May 11, 2006

I think it's great! He'll get laid one way or the other and he's having fun getting there, too. Talk about making lemonade...

Crimsonblue · May 11, 2006

very loveable!

honeykissed_25 · May 11, 2006

awww what a cutie

I think he's adorable. I hope he finds a nice girl, one that wont cheat on him like that cow he was engaged to.

Scribbleros · May 12, 2006

Crimsonblue said:
no no no, tsk tsk wrong you guys! he is w00t w00t!

What is w00t w00t? please enlighten us.

Lorelei_11 · May 12, 2006

I think its rather creative. Have you seen the pathetic attemps on lit? Those late night newbie posters? How about wanna fuck me? pm's? huh? lol

hateyou · May 12, 2006

Lorelei_11 said:
I think its rather creative. Have you seen the pathetic attemps on lit? Those late night newbie posters? How about wanna fuck me? pm's? huh? lol

Yea those losers who are always posting asking for phone numbers and telephone calls.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=428449

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=422098

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=419185

Lorelei_11 · May 12, 2006

hateyou said:
Yea those losers who are always posting asking for phone numbers and telephone calls.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=428449

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=422098

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=419185

No fucking occurred.

Silly dope. lol

Crimsonblue · May 12, 2006

Scribbleros said:
What is w00t w00t? please enlighten us.

woot means whatever you want it to mean

woot is a word used to express the sound made in many dance/techno tracks. u know, the synthy sound effect - w00t w00t!

utz utz utz utz - w00t w00t! - utz utz utz utz

A not so gay way to say yay.

"Woot, I won again!"
"I pwnz0r j00, w00t!"
"...Woot!"

nonsensical gibberish you can just shout cause it's funny

Something to do with Tomatoes....

W00t, that was too easy.... Be happy!

Avery_Chisholm · May 12, 2006

crazybbwgirl said:
I'd fuck him.

i wouldn't lol

sticky_keyboard · May 12, 2006

He must be doing something right - his counter went up about 400 ticks just in the couple of minutes I was there.

Which, if he actually was getting something out of this, might be worthwhile.

ezlay_2nite · May 12, 2006

Fucken Matty kills me...

Virgin Plea

Scribbleros

its all in the mind

shoulderblade

Literotica Guru

-- Zoey--

has the most toys

Scribbleros

its all in the mind

Scribbleros

its all in the mind

Crimsonblue

Imagine

crazybbwgirl

Dirty Grandma...

vanelane

Literotica Guru

Crimsonblue

Imagine

honeykissed_25

Really Experienced

Scribbleros

its all in the mind

Lorelei_11

Its me

hateyou

Experienced

Lorelei_11

Its me

Crimsonblue

Imagine

Avery_Chisholm

School Bus Slut!

sticky_keyboard

Luddy's still decomposing

ezlay_2nite

I am Viagra...

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