6 Ways To Tell Your Girl To Lose Some Weight

1- "I don't like the way that outfit looks on you anymore."
Every woman has a go-to getup. If you don't know it, you don't know her well enough to discuss her flabby stomach. The only thing that could ever change the way an outfit looks is the way it fits. Tell her you aren't sure why it looks odd, suggest a looser knit, and watch her forever skip the nachos with cheese.

2- "I can't get over how fat I feel."
Women have been commiserating with each other for eons about the thickness of their thighs. If you launch a pity-party of your own about how heavy you feel, and let her know at every turn, she'll become fat-obsessed by osmosis. Women have been doing it to each other since the dawn of public washrooms.

3- "Your friend isn't nearly as attractive since she gained that weight."
Be careful. Delivery is everything. Pick her homeliest friend and let your most outrageous BS fly. Pick an attractive pal, and you'll be explaining your wandering eye till you give her a ring. Focus on the improbable target, and she'll be thinking that if you find her bookworm buddy hefty, perhaps a diet should be on her docket.

4- "I have a new female trainer at the gym."
She'll never suggest fewer trips to the gym, but it will drive her bonkers to think that another woman is spotting your squat thrusts. She'll sign up and show up within 24 hours just to keep an eye on you.

5- "The saleswoman said it was for smaller women."
If you want your baby to shed some baby fat, spend a couple of bucks on a nice little fashion piece a couple of sizes out of her reach. If she is thin in your eyes, and the only thing telling her otherwise is a piece of clothing, she'll work morning, noon and night to fit into that cursed thing.

6- "Let's help each other lose a couple of pounds?"
Let's face it. If you tell your girlfriend to lose some weight, she'll withdraw your all-access pass to her wonderful folds. But an honest commitment to work together to become fitter and shed some unwanted girth can only be met with the excitement that your investment in her is the same as what she is willing to invest in you. Losing weight is no small task. Make her sure you're worth it.

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Remember men, to influence her decision to lose weight while avoiding any sore feelings is to make everything about you. How you feel, what you think, what your opinion is; these are the things that will separate you just enough from the battle that is ultimately hers. The minute you make it about what you think she's doing wrong, you're dead meat, and we're all coming after you.

Weight loss takes time, so be patient. Now, all you have to do is keep that weight off yourself so you've got a leg to stand on...

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VermilionSkye said:

you are sooooo gonna get it.

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Joaquin1975 said:

Kinda on the subject, I still have not found the right answer to "does this make me look fat?"

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Romial said:

I found this pretty interesting. Ladies, what is your take on these?

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scrymettet said:

easy

" what is the weather for today ?"
" I love that song "

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Joaquin1975 said:

Kinda on the subject, I still have not found the right answer to "does this make me look fat?"

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MunchinMark said:

hah! Are you saying I'm fat?

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scrymettet said:

Bob got it better

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scrymettet said:

Bob got it better

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HappyMisha said:

Actually, any of those work. Or just pretend you're watching something seriously important on the TV. Anything to distract her...

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Bob Peale said:

The only question harder to answer is, "Do you still beat your wife?"

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Bob Peale said:

The only question harder to answer is, "Do you still beat your wife?"

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Bob Peale said:

Woman! DO NOT lead men down that path.

You only ever pay attention to something else more intently once...

The paramedice will be chuckling about that little error in judgement for days.

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Joaquin1975 said:

Kinda on the subject, I still have not found the right answer to "does this make me look fat?"

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Bob Peale said:

Woman! DO NOT lead men down that path.

You only ever pay attention to something else more intently once...

The paramedics will be chuckling about that little error in judgement for days.

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Recidiva said:

I just claim the right to equal and opposite ogling. Maybe some commentary.

Fortunately we've found a compromise.

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scrymettet said:

and survive ?

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