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"oh god.. not only was his dick REALLY small,... skinny and small, even... but... he didn't know what the fuck he was doing!!! He thought it was great... and... GOD!"



*giggle*

First words out of my roommate's mouth when she walked in the door just now:
 
Ms_Lilith said:
"oh god.. not only was his dick REALLY small,... skinny and small, even... but... he didn't know what the fuck he was doing!!! He thought it was great... and... GOD!"



*giggle*

First words out of my roommate's mouth when she walked in the door just now:
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I guess she wasn't filling her diary with return dates then!
 
uksilverlining said:
I guess she wasn't filling her diary with return dates then!
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Well, see, the problem, is that the guy is a real sweetheart. So she's in a moral dilemma. Stay with the bad lay, who's a good guy, and makes her happy, or ditch him for the bad nookie.
 
Ms_Lilith said:
"oh god.. not only was his dick REALLY small,... skinny and small, even... but... he didn't know what the fuck he was doing!!! He thought it was great... and... GOD!"



*giggle*

First words out of my roommate's mouth when she walked in the door just now:
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Too bad he did not think to eat her pussy instead. That usually helps the micropenis issue.

...not that I do not know or anything.
 
Tell her to send him over here for some freindly, fatherly, mentoring.

He'll still be a good guy when I'm done with the 'sage advice' number, and skilled enough to curl her toes into her heels every night.
 
This brings back memories of a guy in college; poor thing was sweet, smart, funny - a little nerdy but I'm ok with that. I swear his penis was 2 inches long! And he didn't know what to do with it, but I'm thinkin' how would he ever get any practice?
I still remember his name and wonder whether he's a twisted, bitter, man or whether he found a way to cope.
 
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Joaquin1975 said:
Too bad he did not think to eat her pussy instead. That usually helps the micropenis issue.

...not that I do not know or anything.
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He did. He was bad at it.
 
Sorry to hear that

Does that mean that bad sex is better than no sex, or not?
 
Ms_Lilith said:
He did. He was bad at it.
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That's too bad. Maybe she can teach him?

or try to sit down and explain? If he's a really nice guy and all, maybe he will understand...
 
grrrrrl said:
Sorry to hear that

Does that mean that bad sex is better than no sex, or not?
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She has no trouble getting laid, trust me. There's a fricking lineup of people interested. She's just choosy.
 
Ms_Lilith said:
She has no trouble getting laid, trust me. There's a fricking lineup of people interested. She's just choosy.
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Well in that case............NEXT!
 
warrior queen said:
oh man!
there is no comeback from bad pussy-munching.
none at all.

hiya gorgeous :rose:
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Hey pretty. You're looking happy!

And no kidding.

The last lover I had who had a smallish dick.. fuck, he was AMAZING with his mouth.. and with his dick. He really knew how to use what he had.
 
Ms_Lilith said:
She has no trouble getting laid, trust me. There's a fricking lineup of people interested. She's just choosy.
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Looks like it is over for that guy... heh
 
Joaquin1975 said:
That's too bad. Maybe she can teach him?

or try to sit down and explain? If he's a really nice guy and all, maybe he will understand...
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He rolled over after and was like "oh my GOD, that was AMAZING!"


Oy. How do you break it to a guy like that? Me? I'd just tell him. But she's too nice.
 
Too bad I'm not close enough to get in that line......oh the trouble I could get in.
 
Ms_Lilith said:
Hey pretty. You're looking happy!

And no kidding.

The last lover I had who had a smallish dick.. fuck, he was AMAZING with his mouth.. and with his dick. He really knew how to use what he had.
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Practice makes perfect.
 
Ms_Lilith said:
He rolled over after and was like "oh my GOD, that was AMAZING!"


Oy. How do you break it to a guy like that? Me? I'd just tell him. But she's too nice.
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Hm, tell her it would do him a world of good to know he sucked.
 
MechaBlade said:
Man, women talk too much. That guy's not going to be able to sleep with any women in your area now.
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*grin* No, not necessarily. First, to some women, it doesn't matter that much. Second, some women aren't as... experienced... as my roommate is.. they might not know the difference. Third, what he's doing must have worked with SOMEONE in the past, for him to think it's still okay... so... *shrug* Maybe he WAS good, just not good for HER.
 
Ms_Lilith said:
*grin* No, not necessarily. First, to some women, it doesn't matter that much. Second, some women aren't as... experienced... as my roommate is.. they might not know the difference. Third, what he's doing must have worked with SOMEONE in the past, for him to think it's still okay... so... *shrug* Maybe he WAS good, just not good for HER.
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Yup, everybody is different. Goes to show he may be better off somewhere else. I do not see this going anywhere...
 
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