World's Most Boring Country Declares War!

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WORLD'S MOST BORING COUNTRY DECLARES WAR!



It appears the new leader of Canada wants a showdown with the United States. President Bush considered going to Defcon 1 but when Stephen Harper called him to threaten military action, Dubya fell asleep.
 
Face it. Nobody likes the United States. You're like the kid who owns the soccerball. We all just play with you because you're rich.
 
I though their "Navy" was a Doh-NUT?

You know, with the hole in it!

They sure can be a big shot with the US as its border partner protecting their ass :rolleyes:
 
They have so much ass to protect, too. You could move the entire population of a small country into Canada and no one would notice.
 
Canada forcibly sodomizes a lot fewer people than the US - and for that reason alone I like them.
 
The Mutt said:
I'm scared. Those Mounties are bad ass tough.

Underneath their polite exteriors and sharp uniforms Mounties are actually stone-cold killing machines.
 
Matthew Craig said:
Face it. Nobody likes the United States. You're like the kid who owns the soccerball. We all just play with you because you're rich.
we dont really play soccer down here dickwad!
 
Peregrinator said:
Ah. Hey, is "meh" an abbreviation of something, or just a monosyllabic noise?

It's just a noise - and it's said exactly how it sounds.
 
Drinking Cap said:
Did I say they are stone cold killing machines? I meant that they have stone-cold killing machines. Those dogs are vicious.
That dog's dynomite!
 
That article should be part of a journalism lesson. The section titled “How to Slant a Story to Put it in the Worst Possible Light.”
 
The worlds MOST BORING POSTERS have hijacked the thread about a BORING CUNT-ry

Fitting, I guess
 
busybody said:
The worlds MOST BORING POSTERS have hijacked the thread about a BORING CUNT-ry

Fitting, I guess

Yeah, just wait until one of our Dogs eats an entire squad of Navy SEALS.
 
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