Why do some women like having airless vaginas ?

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For female only readers who like having their vaginas airless at all times or most of the time, what motivates you to prefer being without air in that area ? Are you really that embarrassed by pussy farts?
 
i get a really long straw and suck all of the air outta my vagina then ziplock the slit......keeps it fresher.....
 
Ginny said:
i get a really long straw and suck all of the air outta my vagina then ziplock the slit......keeps it fresher.....

<chortle>
 
Ginny said:
i get a really long straw and suck all of the air outta my vagina then ziplock the slit......keeps it fresher.....

Nice counterpoint. *nods*
 
But pussy farts are so much fun...especially in front of her mother when you're on your way home from your date.

:D
 
Who knew?


http://www.passionandkisses.com/images/her/pussypump.jpg

Item #1552 - Pussy Pump
A great device designed to give all you girls a most sensual and realistic sexual feeling. Once you start to pump the air out, you will begin to benefit from the sucking power. This device is designed to stimulate and tone the vagina muscles while giving you the most sensual and realistic sexual feeling.
 
Pookie said:
Who knew?


http://www.passionandkisses.com/images/her/pussypump.jpg

Item #1552 - Pussy Pump
A great device designed to give all you girls a most sensual and realistic sexual feeling. Once you start to pump the air out, you will begin to benefit from the sucking power. This device is designed to stimulate and tone the vagina muscles while giving you the most sensual and realistic sexual feeling.

And just think: the felching possibilities are endless!

(I should write ad copy for them, yesno?)
 
BoobsNBrains said:
LMAO. You just made my day.


I'm glad I could return the favor. That fuckin' thread deserves sticky status. Humans aren't built to laugh that hard - I hurt myself.

;)
 
tortoise said:
And just think: the felching possibilities are endless!

(I should write ad copy for them, yesno?)

Eh, maybe. But I do think you'd be a great addiction to the marketing department.
 
revelator said:
I'm glad I could return the favor. That fuckin' thread deserves sticky status. Humans aren't built to laugh that hard - I hurt myself.

;)

What fuckin' thread? WHO LEFT ME OUT OF A FUCKIN' COOL THREAD? Grrrrrrr
 
Just hoovered mine out!

Now, I'm looking for the cordless drill. Anyone seen it?
 
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