how to talk dirty???

ok i feel like such a dork, everytime my boyfriend asks me to talk dirty to him on the phone my mind goes completly blank. so tell me guys, what do you like to hear??

It'll feel silly at first, but when I want to talk dirty, I just describe want I want to do to my boyfriend or what I'm doing to myself if we're on the phone, or if we're together, we'll just say stuff like "do you like it when 'fill in the blank'?". When you get into it, you won't notice how silly you sound.

Miss Trixie said:

ok i feel like such a dork, everytime my boyfriend asks me to talk dirty to him on the phone my mind goes completly blank. so tell me guys, what do you like to hear??

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Oh god, your dick is too big. It's hurting my tight little pussy ... something along those lines should do it.

If you having trouble getting in the right frame of mind to talk dirty then try tell a little story, something like the last time you two had sex, describe who did what in slow, detailed tone. I don't know something like

"Do you remember the other night when we fucked. I started by *put in what you do as foreplay*(remember all in slow detail...read afew of the storys on the site to get the idea of what kinds of words work...I find mess words get me go...oo the slim....the juices....the squelching and how I love the smell....sorry I got carrried away*cough*) and then when you did this..." you get the idea. It's also good telling him how you felt while he was doing "this" or how you where doing "that". Men do like to here that their partner is enjoying the "sex" as much as they are, makes them feel like they are sharing the fantasty. It's importained if you love your partner (for me anyway)

Heres something that really lifts my day, if you two both have mobiles try just texting "quickies" to each other, theres nothing better then having a dirty text from a loved one when your day has been a bit shit. I love getting a text like

"I move my hand down the front of your pants, tracing the out line of your cock as I pull down the zipper. I then slowly slid my hand in, your manhood twitches and I smile as I start to stoke you. A drop of pre cum oozes, I purr as I ..." and it's about then the text runs out It's bloody good to get trust me

Oh and then he can text you back continuing the story. Thats very nice to do through out the day.

Different people wanna hear different things.

If you want to excite me with dirty talk....just be descriptive. Are you excited? Tell me. Can you feel the lips of your pussy begin to slip and slide as you feel yourself getting wetter and wetter? Tell me that. What are you doing? Are you gently raking your nails along your belly while you use your other hand to trace the cleft of your slit, teasing the wetness up towards your clit? OMG!!! Say that and listen to my breath quicken!

You don't have to 'think of something to say' Just pay attention to yourself, your state of arrousal, what you are doing, and what lil sexy thing did you just imagine about doing to him....then describe it. You don't have to make stuff up.

The real challenge isn't thinking of something to say, it's being willing to say the things you are already thinking.

~huggz~

the problem, trixie, is that what works for some is a big turn-off for others. some folks wanna be called names; for others that's a huge no-no. some want sensuality; others, like hooper, prefer a raw, animalistic sorta thing. while most guys prefer the latter, that isn't true for all of us.

if you guys watch/read erotica/porn, try describing some stuff you've seen/read that got you both hot. if you're stuck on that one, a lot of men like hearing about their partner's fantasies. start mild: different locations, like outside if you guys go camping; or maybe sex in the ocean/pool. once you figure out from his reactions what he likes, let that guide you.

try thinking about it when you guys aren't having sex, so that if he asks you to when you are, you have some ideas of what to say already. i find that i don't think on my feet very well, so that kinda prep works well for me and lets me "get my ducks in a row" as the saying goes. others are great improvisers. find your strength and play to it.

ed

Talking dirty is something that is rather aquired when you have a dirty mind. or if your thinking dirty.

ive found (even with some really shy girls) that ive you are masterbating you are more inclined to think up things that are 'dirty'

for the most part your just saying, would you like me to (insert naughty word here) your (insert body part here) ie. fuck, pussy. lick, cock. so on. it helps if your also imagintive think of what feels good then talk about it. youll be swearing like a sailor in no time! promise!

Here's a tip that's useful in this situation and just about every cocktail party you'll ever attend: if you listen to them, they think you were talking; if you laugh at their jokes, they think you're funny; and if you act interested in them, they think you're interesting.

This helps you how? If you aren't sure how to talk dirty to your man, get him to talk dirty to you:

"Ooh, when I hear your voice my pussy gets sooo wet. Can you feel me getting wet for you? Tell me what you feel..."

And now he's talking. This gives you an idea of what he'd like to hear, and you don't have to feel like a solo performer, AND he thinks YOU'RE sexy because he FEELS sexy when he's talking to you. Keep asking him questions, answer his questions, toss in anything that comes to mind and pretty soon you'll forget what had you so tongue-tied in the first place!

L

lizaveta said:

Here's a tip that's useful in this situation and just about every cocktail party you'll ever attend: if you listen to them, they think you were talking; if you laugh at their jokes, they think you're funny; and if you act interested in them, they think you're interesting.

This helps you how? If you aren't sure how to talk dirty to your man, get him to talk dirty to you:

"Ooh, when I hear your voice my pussy gets sooo wet. Can you feel me getting wet for you? Tell me what you feel..."

And now he's talking. This gives you an idea of what he'd like to hear, and you don't have to feel like a solo performer, AND he thinks YOU'RE sexy because he FEELS sexy when he's talking to you. Keep asking him questions, answer his questions, toss in anything that comes to mind and pretty soon you'll forget what had you so tongue-tied in the first place!

L

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I agree, just go w/what you feel. If you are thinking it, say it. If it makes you feel good, tell him.

I like to call and "torture" my bf at work, he can't say a damn thing sitting at his desk, so I tell him all things I want to do to him, and ask him, do you like when I do ..... that type of thing. It always works for me. just my 2 cents.