FurryFury
Addict of Sensation
- Joined
- Apr 3, 2005
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10. You tell them your real name, location, phone number or any other personally identifying info.
9. You use terms like "flower of my/her sex" instead of the nasty slang we all really think.
8. You are so busy multitasking you forget you are also cybering. (Actually did that once. Boy did I feel bad.)
7. You forget to stay in character. (If you told them you are a virgin act like it not like a ho. If you told them you like come baths don't act like you can't stand them.)
6 You drop a block of filthy nasty cyber in the wrong IM window and it lands on a work contact/ your relative/ your gf chat buddy/ or another Cyber buddy but is wildly out of context and doesn't go to the perv you were cybering with. (Did that one too, in fact it took four posts before I even noticed. I figured he was wacking it instead of typing. Oops!)
5. You say, "Hey I'm falling asleep here I have to go." (Better to say the house is on fire or got run into by an 18 wheeler. I've heard that a few times. It never fails to make you feel like excrement. Yeah, thanks, nice to know I can put you to sleep bitch.)
4. You do something you don't want to do. (Happens all the time 'cause I will try anything exactly once.)
3. You start in on a part of the body, forgetting that it isn't undressed yet. (Done this tons of time.)
2. You say, "I'm too excited to type." (I rarely do that, it's just a wussy thing to do and anyway I'm rarely that excited. *snickers*)
1. You are still cybering tippy tap, wacky, wack, when your RL lover gets up to go to work. (Yep, done that a few times. He is so tolerant!"
So what would your list be??? Come on, share!
Fury
9. You use terms like "flower of my/her sex" instead of the nasty slang we all really think.
8. You are so busy multitasking you forget you are also cybering. (Actually did that once. Boy did I feel bad.)
7. You forget to stay in character. (If you told them you are a virgin act like it not like a ho. If you told them you like come baths don't act like you can't stand them.)
6 You drop a block of filthy nasty cyber in the wrong IM window and it lands on a work contact/ your relative/ your gf chat buddy/ or another Cyber buddy but is wildly out of context and doesn't go to the perv you were cybering with. (Did that one too, in fact it took four posts before I even noticed. I figured he was wacking it instead of typing. Oops!)
5. You say, "Hey I'm falling asleep here I have to go." (Better to say the house is on fire or got run into by an 18 wheeler. I've heard that a few times. It never fails to make you feel like excrement. Yeah, thanks, nice to know I can put you to sleep bitch.)
4. You do something you don't want to do. (Happens all the time 'cause I will try anything exactly once.)
3. You start in on a part of the body, forgetting that it isn't undressed yet. (Done this tons of time.)
2. You say, "I'm too excited to type." (I rarely do that, it's just a wussy thing to do and anyway I'm rarely that excited. *snickers*)
1. You are still cybering tippy tap, wacky, wack, when your RL lover gets up to go to work. (Yep, done that a few times. He is so tolerant!"
So what would your list be??? Come on, share!
Fury
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