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Brinnie

Brinnie

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  • Are you tired of other posters you would otherwise consider "trolls" call you a troll?
  • Have you had it up to here with keepin it real' only for some postwhore to call you an alter?
  • Do you ever feel like you just want to "let loose" on the GB and tell em what you really feel?

Hi, my name's Brinnie and I'm here to introduce you to the new and exicting you. Our program is so easy, we'll make an alter out of you I'm 3 easy steps! As an alter, you will not only look and feel fit for GB, but you'll blend right in with all the other alters! That's right, millions of postwhores JUST - LIKE - YOU, ARE ALTERS!

At alter's annonymous, we teach you to harness your inner self!
Being an alter has many great benefits:
  • :cool: Anonymity
  • :) You can back your self up.
  • ;) Rig the polls!
  • :D Spam the boards
  • :devil: Break the rules!
  • :eek: Curse out that postwhore that bullied you as a n00b!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?​

Pick up the phone today and dail that toll free number at the top of your screen!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!​

Before you pick up that phone and order, we're so sure that you'll be satisfied with AA that if you order today, we'll even throw in a copy of Trouble With Trolls-​
Absolutely FREE!

A $15 DOLLAR VALUE!​
 And if at anytime you are unhappy with our product, simply return it for the full refund and YOU GET TO KEEP THE FREE GIFT!




And remember, I'm not only the president of Alter's Annonymous...​

 
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Oh, Brinnie, I knew I liked you. You make it so difficult sometimes, but I knew you had it in you.

Like I mentioned before, I actually read your profile, and I don't think I have ever done that here.
 
Your qualifications certainly match today's standards... ://www.xxxforu.net/305/bunnyteens.html So go get'em tiger! :)
 
Now THAT was funny!

Now what about the 12 steps?

1. We admitted we were powerless over Alts, that our posts had become unmanageable.
 
Extreme Bohunk said:
Now THAT was funny!

Now what about the 12 steps?

1. We admitted we were powerless over Alts, that our posts had become unmanageable.
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Step 2) put everyone on This List on Ignore.
 
Jeffery Dahmer said:
My name is jeffery and I am an alter.
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nice to meet you Jeff, you are not alone.

Hey, everybody! Welcome Jeff to the group! :nana:
 
i admit i am nOOb, what the hell is an alter? besides a place for human scarifice.
 
...it only works if you work it.,,,,,...and keep coming back!

;)

tosses $3.00 in the plate....wish I had more.
 
I can't figure out if I should be flattered or insulted that I'm not on your evil posters to ignore list.
 
Angel said:
I can't figure out if I should be flattered or insulted that I'm not on your evil posters to ignore list.
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you're sooo 1999... I gives a fuck.
 
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