Eating_Scarlett
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I understand the boobs bit... But as far as I can see, the brain is still in hiding.
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Touche.
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somebody left the childproof gate open againsnojo said:
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Oh, come on... it's FUNNY
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It could have been funny...Eating_Scarlett said:
it's the delivery, not the material
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Throckmorton said:
You sound like you think you could do better.
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and have on many occasions, if you don't believe it, start another mean spriited thread about me daring others to defend my sense of humor.Eating_Scarlett said:
no E_S it's not that I am so all fired sure that I could have made this topic funnier. I meant only that some of the things you say are truly funny, yet the mean spirited way you deliver the lines sometimes kills the humor. I for one think you do have a good sense of humor, it's just the delivery that gets others up in arms.
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Everyone here is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too wound up.
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But seriously folks, look whos talking here. Scar and her twisted sister, Shrimp. Would you expect more out of their cuntholes?
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dolf said:
It's because of the dog collar, isn't it?!
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DevilishTexan said:
shes not my sister... she's far too feral to be related to me!
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Eating_Scarlett said:
Yeah, yeah, sure, whatevah.
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DevilishTexan said:
I'm sensing you don't like me, but for the life of me I can't figure out why.
I'm wonderful
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Eating_Scarlett said:
Cuz you ain't got no sense. So it's difficult for you.
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DevilishTexan said:
I'd like you bent over, ass in the air howling like a banshee repenting of your sins. Bf can watch and learn something.
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DevilishTexan said:
Bf could probably teach YOU a thing or two on how to please a woman... If I were howling like a banshee for you it would be nothing but pure repulsion, believe me.
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Eating_Scarlett said:
#1, I already know how, trust me. He might be able to show me how to take a strap on. The revulsion I could see because your mouth would definately annoy the fuck out of me.
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I find her witty, bright, sexy and analytical. Quite a combo I'd say.
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DevilishTexan said:
Damn tease....
Shall I bring the beer?
Edited to add: Oh, and a ball gag? It might help to shut her up...
