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pecksniff

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The existence of one animal implies the existence of a whole breeding population -- not only now, but going back in time to the emergence of the species.

But nobody has ever found a Bigfoot carcass, nor is there any trace of non-human hominids or great apes in the New World fossil record. The only non-human primates that ever lived in the New World are monkeys. If you go to the La Brea Tar Pits museum in Los Angeles, you'll see bones of saber-tooth tigers and dire wolves, but you won't see any Bigfoot bones.

(Of course, none of this applies to the Florida Skunk Ape, which is real.)
 
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google 'elephant graveyard'. besides, recent discoveries have confirmed that neanderthals and other earlier hominids buried their dead. if you're a very minuscule population to begin with it's going to make it a hell of a lot harder to come up with some bones, especially well hidden bones. either that or the mothman eats them.
 
AIUI, the elephant graveyard was a fantasy of explorers who dreamed of finding this huge cache of precious ivory.
 
And it never existed. Elephants just die wherever they happen to be when it's time.

So would a Bigfoot.
 
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Everybody knows that Bigfoot(Bigfeet?) eat the bones of their deceased to gain their strength and spirit. :rolleyes:

JFC
 
"I think Bigfoot's blurry, man! That's the problem! It's not the photographers!"

-- Mitch Hedwig
 
I have some in my backyard.

Then again, that might be the remains of a dead deer.
Hunters seem to be poor trackers.
I guess that's why the sell
deer stands...
 
rae121452 said:
google 'elephant graveyard'. besides, recent discoveries have confirmed that neanderthals and other earlier hominids buried their dead. if you're a very minuscule population to begin with it's going to make it a hell of a lot harder to come up with some bones, especially well hidden bones. either that or the mothman eats them.
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They were prescient enough to bury the dead where
we would never look or excavate?

Maybe we're devolution.
 
Big foot is real but...

Big foot is real but contrary to urban legend he has a small penis.
 
Well, what if Bigfoot is spiritual rather than material?

Then physical proof would be as hard to find as angel feathers or demon scales or ghost clothing.
 
rackofdawn said:
Big foot is real but contrary to urban legend he has a small penis.
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i have an ex that my sister nicknamed bigfoot. and no, he did not have a small penis. the only thing we really had in common was that we both loved his big dick.
 
patient1 said:
Well, what if Bigfoot is spiritual rather than material?

Then physical proof would be as hard to find as angel feathers or demon scales or ghost clothing.
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Ahhhh.


Man, I had a 4.5 ' bigfoot statue on my front porch. Fuggin' loved it. Somebody stole that fucker.

I hope it was a kid.

I hope they love bigfoot as much as I did.

I wish I had a truck so I could drive 50 miles and load that 7'bigfoot statue. Nobody could steal that 500 lb mother fugger.
 
hey...

they ain't stupid, just a tad more anti-social than me and they bury their dead.
 
pecksniff said:
The existence of one animal implies the existence of a whole breeding population -- not only now, but going back in time to the emergence of the species.

But nobody has ever found a Bigfoot carcass, nor is there any trace of non-human hominids or great apes in the New World fossil record. The only non-human primates that ever lived in the New World are monkeys. If you go to the La Brea Tar Pits museum in Los Angeles, you'll see bones of saber-tooth tigers and dire wolves, but you won't see any Bigfoot bones.

(Of course, none of this applies to the Florida Skunk Ape, which is real.)
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They collect their dead and send them to the next world by burning them and then spreading the ashes.
 
SilvaTungDevil said:
Ahhhh.


Man, I had a 4.5 ' bigfoot statue on my front porch. Fuggin' loved it. Somebody stole that fucker.

I hope it was a kid.

I hope they love bigfoot as much as I did.

I wish I had a truck so I could drive 50 miles and load that 7'bigfoot statue. Nobody could steal that 500 lb mother fugger.
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Good attitude.
Home Depot has reasonable truck rentals. Why not get a friend and a truck some Saturday and live your dream?
 
rae121452 said:
i have an ex that my sister nicknamed bigfoot. and no, he did not have a small penis. the only thing we really had in common was that we both loved his big dick.
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Not at the same time, I hope.

But if it was at the same time, that would be so Lit!
 
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