ATTENTION Government Shills!!!!!!

DavidJericho said:
Can I get lasik too?

Absolutely. The Government recognizes our invaluable contribution to the ongoing deception of the people, so Lasik is on the plan.
 
catfish said:
We are getting a raise and dental....sweet.

I'm hearing we'll have to work the occasional Saturday planting shaped-charges in high-rises to make up the cost.
 
Lasher said:
I'm hearing we'll have to work the occasional Saturday planting shaped-charges in high-rises to make up the cost.

Yeah, but we'll get time and half on weekends and holidays.
 
Does this apply to UK Shills as well? Only the NHS is shit and I could really use the medical.

Carrying the dirt in my trouser pockets (like on The Great Escape) from all the drilling and cutting we did so that people wouldn't suspect what we were up to, has played havoc with my back...
 
catfish said:
We are getting a raise and dental....sweet.

Are mini-facelifts covered now? I could use a little smoothing of the wrinkles around my eyes.
 
plasticman33 said:
Are mini-facelifts covered now? I could use a little smoothing of the wrinkles around my eyes.

Surgical only, Botox is not covered.
 
KRCummings said:
It's about time we're recognized for our work.

Absolutely....we also get 20% off 3 piece fish dinners at Captain D's.
 
In contrast, I just was forwarded a memo from a friend who works at a big pharmaceutical company informing that "non reconstructive breast augmentation surgery is no longer a covered benefit."

They used to get their boob jobs paid for through employee health insurance!
 
mscreen said:
In contrast, I just was forwarded a memo from a friend who works at a big pharmaceutical company informing that "non reconstructive breast augmentation surgery is no longer a covered benefit."

They used to get their boob jobs paid for through employee health insurance!

Here at the Shill division of the Dept. of Homeland Security, you can still get your boobs done!!!!
 
catfish said:
Here at the Shill division of the Dept. of Homeland Security, you can still get your boobs done!!!!
That IS good news. Would that I wanted a boob job....
 
Define government shills. Are we talking Executive? Legislative? Judiciary? IRS?
 
Paendragon said:
Define government shills. Are we talking Executive? Legislative? Judiciary? IRS?

No, it's the label that conspiracy nut jobs give to anyone who doesn't believe in the conspiracy du jour
 
Ahhhh. Gotcha. Is this any conspiracy, or just the ones with cool catchphrases like "Magic Bullet" . . .
 
Paendragon said:
Ahhhh. Gotcha. Is this any conspiracy, or just the ones with cool catchphrases like "Magic Bullet" . . .

Magic Bullet, "no building that is made of steel has ever fallen down after being hit by an airplane", you know, the secret info that we shills try to keep from the masses.
 
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