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FallenAngel2

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Just for grins, I posted an ad on Craigslist in the M4M personals section.

My ad simply stated the following:

Friends First

I am new to the gay life and I would like to meet someone as a friend first, and then see what develops. I'm single, 35, in shape w/brown hair/eyes.


Well of course my mailbox was overflowing with emails from horny gay men seeking to conquer a virgin. All gay men are horn dogs, but then again, they ARE men.
 
FallenAngel2 said:
Just for grins, I posted an ad on Craigslist in the M4M personals section.

My ad simply stated the following:

Friends First

I am new to the gay life and I would like to meet someone as a friend first, and then see what develops. I'm single, 35, in shape w/brown hair/eyes.


Well of course my mailbox was overflowing with emails from horny gay men seeking to conquer a virgin. All gay men are horn dogs, but then again, they ARE men.

I'll bet if you posted an ad that said:

Friends First

I am a woman who due to my previous religion hasn't yet felt the touch of a man... I would like to meet someone as a friend first, and then see what develops. I am single, 35, in shape...


you would actually get even MORE responses.

Most men are horn dogs - gay guys have it easier simply because it is two guys together. If straight guys had the same number of opportunities as gay guys, they'd be all over it too.
 
FallenAngel2 said:
Just for grins, I posted an ad on Craigslist in the M4M personals section.

My ad simply stated the following:

Friends First

I am new to the gay life and I would like to meet someone as a friend first, and then see what develops. I'm single, 35, in shape w/brown hair/eyes.


Well of course my mailbox was overflowing with emails from horny gay men seeking to conquer a virgin. All gay men are horn dogs, but then again, they ARE men.

Interesting way to get your kicks, you must be really bored :rolleyes:
 
FallenAngel2 said:
Just for grins, I posted an ad on Craigslist in the M4M personals section.

My ad simply stated the following:

Friends First

I am new to the gay life and I would like to meet someone as a friend first, and then see what develops. I'm single, 35, in shape w/brown hair/eyes.


Well of course my mailbox was overflowing with emails from horny gay men seeking to conquer a virgin. All gay men are horn dogs, but then again, they ARE men.

God, I feel like editing your post, but I´m just going to say this flat out...

"It looks like someone´s a little bi-curious!"-Master Shake, ATHF, "Frat Aliens"
 
Mr. Essex said:
God, I feel like editing your post, but I´m just going to say this flat out...

"It looks like someone´s a little bi-curious!"-Master Shake, ATHF, "Frat Aliens"
Well maybe a little, as I have mentioned before, my wife makes me watch gay porn when we make love.
 
You might find the closet door is harder to close than you thought.
 
FallenAngel2 said:
Just for grins, I posted an ad on Craigslist in the M4M personals section.

My ad simply stated the following:

Friends First

I am new to the gay life and I would like to meet someone as a friend first, and then see what develops. I'm single, 35, in shape w/brown hair/eyes.


Well of course my mailbox was overflowing with emails from horny gay men seeking to conquer a virgin. All gay men are horn dogs, but then again, they ARE men.

Conquer?

Its sounds like you just surrendered.
 
kbate said:
You might find the closet door is harder to close than you thought.
Once you open the door, thats it huh?
 
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