best s&m themed song EVER!

How do you come up with these things??

Precious....

Silence of the Submissives would be a better name for this tune I'm thinking.

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I liked 'Walking on Broken Glass' by Annie Lennox

Ahhh ... yes the Diva. How could one forget.

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greenmands said:

I liked 'Walking on Broken Glass' by Annie Lennox

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'Walking on Broken Glass'

I read the lyrics. Seemed more depressing to me than bdsm.

When a good time turns around
You must whip it
You will never live it down
Unless you whip it
No one gets their way
Until they whip it

I say whip it
Whip it good

sweet & juicy said:

How do you come up with these things??

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He doesn't have enough to do with his time.

Somebody fill me in, though. My speakers are shot, what's the song?

How about this blast from the past?

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Well there's gonna be a freakers ball
Tonight at the freakers hall
And you know, you're invited one and all

Come on babies grease your lips
Grab your hats and swing your hips
Don't forget to bring your whips
We're going to the freakers ball

Blow your whistle and bang your gong
Roll up something to take along
It feels so good it must be wrong
We're freakin at the freakers ball

Where all the fags and the dykes they're boogyin' together
The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

The FBI are dancing with the junkies
All the straights, are swinging with the fogies
Across the floor and up the wall
We're freakin at the freakers ball
Yall, we're freakin at the freakers ball

Everybody's kissing each other
Brother with sister, son with mother
Smear my body up with butter
Take me to the freakers ball

Pass that roach please and pour the wine
I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine
I'm gonna boogie till i go blind
We're freakin at the freakers ball

White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones
The greatest of the sadist and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

Everybody's fallin' in batches
Pyromaniacs striking matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches
Freaking at the freakers ball

A rather sick rendidton of Jamie in Silence of the Lambs directions to his capitve in the well..."it rubs the lotion on its skin."

really poor song but it may start a series of good BDSM themed tunes.

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graceanne said:

He doesn't have enough to do with his time.

Somebody fill me in, though. My speakers are shot, what's the song?

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So far this is the bed BDSM themed song I've heard:

Some girls, they like candy, and others, they like to grind,
I'll settle for the back of your hand somewhere on my behind.
Treat me like I'm a bad girl, even when I'm being good to you,
I don't want you to thank me, you can just spank me. Mmm.

Some guys like to sweet talk, and others, they like to tease,
Tie my hands behind my back and, ooo, I'm in ecstasy.
Don't slobber me with kisses, I can get that from my sisters,
Before I get too cranky, you better...

Chorus:

Like hanky panky [hanky panky],
Nothing like a good spanky [good spanky].
Don't take out your handkerchiefs,
I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky.
Like hanky panky [hanky panky],
Nothing like a good spanky [good spanky].
Don't take out your handkerchiefs,
I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky guy.

Oooo.

Please don't call a doctor, 'cause there's nothing wrong with me,
I just like things a little rough and you better not disagree.
'Cause I don't like a big softie, [no], I like someone mean and bossy,
Let me speak to you frankly, you better...

(chorus)

Oooo, yeah.

Spoken:

What about? Yeah. That's an interesting...
Oooo.
My bottom hurts just thinking about it.

[She wants you to] Treat me like I'm a bad girl,
[She needs you to] Even when I'm being good to you.
I don't want you to thank me [Don't thank her], you better...

(chorus)

[Hanky panky] Oooh, yeah
[Good spanky] Get the picture?
[Don't wanna cry, I just wanna]

That's the way I came into this world,
The doctor said, "Lady, she's a beautiful girl."
He gave me a spanky and I started to smile,
So give it up, honey, 'cause I want it.
Yeah.
[Hanky panky, good spanky, don't wanna cry, I just wanna]

(edited to add this is by Madonna)

Yes...very nice

...and just who does that song?

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graceanne said:

So far this is the bed BDSM themed song I've heard:

Some girls, they like candy, and others, they like to grind,
I'll settle for the back of your hand somewhere on my behind.
Treat me like I'm a bad girl, even when I'm being good to you,
I don't want you to thank me, you can just spank me. Mmm.

Some guys like to sweet talk, and others, they like to tease,
Tie my hands behind my back and, ooo, I'm in ecstasy.
Don't slobber me with kisses, I can get that from my sisters,
Before I get too cranky, you better...

Chorus:

Like hanky panky [hanky panky],
Nothing like a good spanky [good spanky].
Don't take out your handkerchiefs,
I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky.
Like hanky panky [hanky panky],
Nothing like a good spanky [good spanky].
Don't take out your handkerchiefs,
I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky guy.

Oooo.

Please don't call a doctor, 'cause there's nothing wrong with me,
I just like things a little rough and you better not disagree.
'Cause I don't like a big softie, [no], I like someone mean and bossy,
Let me speak to you frankly, you better...

(chorus)

Oooo, yeah.

Spoken:

What about? Yeah. That's an interesting...
Oooo.
My bottom hurts just thinking about it.

[She wants you to] Treat me like I'm a bad girl,
[She needs you to] Even when I'm being good to you.
I don't want you to thank me [Don't thank her], you better...

(chorus)

[Hanky panky] Oooh, yeah
[Good spanky] Get the picture?
[Don't wanna cry, I just wanna]

That's the way I came into this world,
The doctor said, "Lady, she's a beautiful girl."
He gave me a spanky and I started to smile,
So give it up, honey, 'cause I want it.
Yeah.
[Hanky panky, good spanky, don't wanna cry, I just wanna]

(edited to add this is by Madonna)

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Blushing Bottom said:

Yes...very nice

...and just who does that song?

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Madonna. (says so righ on the bottom)

LOL

My bad...

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graceanne said:

Madonna. (says so righ on the bottom)

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Blushing Bottom said:

LOL

My bad...

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Betticus! BB said she's bad!

...and to think I was going to give you a cookie for posting that little ditty.

*pout*

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graceanne said:

Betticus! BB said she's bad!

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Blushing Bottom said:

...and to think I was going to give you a cookie for posting that little ditty.

*pout*

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LOL S ok. Betticus'll give me a cookie, woncha daddy?

Nice.

I needed a new ringtone.

Repeat performance .........lol

The masochism tango
Album: Songs & More Songs By Tom Lehr



I ache for the touch of your lips, Dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips, Dear.
You can raise welts
Like nobody else,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.

Let our love be a flame, not an ember,
Say it's me that you want to dismember.
Blacken my eye,
Set fire to my tie,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.

At your command
Before you here I stand,
My heart is in my hand. Ecch!
It's here that I must be.
My heart entreats,
Just hear those savage beats,
And go put on your cleats
And come and trample me.
Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany,
That's why I'm in such exquisite agony.

My soul is on fire,
It's aflame with desire,
Which is why I perspire
When we tango.

You caught my nose
In your left castanet, Love,
I can feel the pain yet, Love,
Ev'ry time I hear drums.
And I envy the rose
That you held in your teeth, Love,
With the thorns underneath, Love,
Sticking into your gums.

Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches.
The last time I needed twenty stitches
To sew up the gash
That you made with your lash,
As we danced to the Masochism Tango.

Bash in my brain,
And make me scream with pain,
Then kick me once again,
And say we'll never part.
I know too well
I'm underneath your spell,
So, Darling, if you smell
Something burning, it's my heart.
Excuse me!

Take your cigarette from its holder,
And burn your initials in my shoulder.
Fracture my spine,
And swear that you're mine,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.

Only Verse One Sadly ~ Click Me

Masochism Tango without Words ~ Click Me

Damn drives me nuts when 2 Threads with similar topic ......lol

Lotion Song was ummmn well Betticus but he can keep his 'lotion' to himself me thinks ......

Now how about this one not sure if it has a 'genre' makes me kind of shudder and not in a good way

Wanna be ya dominated lurvvvvvve slave ~ click me

@}-}rebecca----

graceanne said:

LOL S ok. Betticus'll give me a cookie, woncha daddy?

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Now play nice girls or ill have to find that stern looking smiley and e-glare at both of you!

@}-}rebecca---- said:

The masochism tango
Album: Songs & More Songs By Tom Lehr

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OMG I love Tom Lehr. I've never met anyone else (outside my family) that likes him, though. LOL This is like SO cool. My favorite song is Rickety Tickety Tin, although I really like the one that goes 'I'll hold your hand in my hand, I'll press it to my lips, I'll take a healthy bite from your dainty finger tips . . .'

Another Fan Here

Thanks

Proudsubinatl said:

I have never met another fan of his, never. He's hilarious. My second favorite song is Be Prepared. I was going to look for the lyrics and post them but they don't really fit the theme of this thread.

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OH I have to admit that's pretty funny, too.

"So Isreals getting tense
Wants on in self defense
The Lords our shepherd
Says the psalm
But jsut in case
We better get a bomb!"

Oh why not

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Proudsubinatl said:

Be Prepared

Be prepared! That's the Boy Scout's marching song,
Be prepared! As through life you march along.
Be prepared to hold your liquor pretty well,
Don't write naughty words on walls if you can't spell.

Be prepared! To hide that pack of cigarettes,
Don't make book if you cannot cover bets.
Keep those reefers hidden where you're sure
That they will not be found
And be careful not to smoke them
When the scoutmaster's around
For he only will insist that it be shared.
Be prepared!

Be prepared! That's the Boy Scouts' solemn creed,
Be prepared! And be clean in word and deed.
Don't solicit for your sister, that's not nice,
Unless you get a good percentage of her price.

Be prepared! And be careful not to do
Your good deeds when there's no one watching you.
If you're looking for adventure of a
new and different kind,
And you come across a Girl Scout who is
similarly inclined,
Don't be nervous, don't be flustered, don't be scared.
Be prepared!

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Tom Lehr fans UNITE!