Dirty little whore

KRCummings · Jan 13, 2006

I'd like to be passed around at a bachelor party like a 3 dollar hooker.
I'd wear ripped thigh-highs, a lime green miniskirt and flourescent pink pumps. One of you would pick me up on a corner and take me back to the party where I'd be used up and tossed out.

TWB · Jan 13, 2006

My love, I have found you. :catroar:

KRCummings · Jan 13, 2006

TWB said:
My love, I have found you.

3 dollars. No less.

TWB · Jan 13, 2006

KRCummings said:
3 dollars. No less.

But I am really goooood.

bill-pix-trade · Jan 13, 2006

*pulls up the slutty little skirt to see the goods*

KRCummings · Jan 13, 2006

TWB said:
But I am really goooood.

My manager said that I can't go lower than that or he'd use the coat hanger again. I really don't want that.

breakwall · Jan 13, 2006

this is like visiting a foreign country and winding up in the mall.

You're in a different spot but everything looks the same.

Nessitude · Jan 13, 2006

*looks in wallet* Wellllll... I guess I can spare the $3. You better be worth it though!

KRCummings · Jan 13, 2006

breakwall said:
this is like visiting a foreign country and winding up in the mall.

You're in a different spot but everything looks the same.

Like going to McDonalds in China.

KRCummings · Jan 13, 2006

Nessitude said:
*looks in wallet* Wellllll... I guess I can spare the $3. You better be worth it though!

Is a piece of ass ever NOT worth 3 bucks?

Nessitude · Jan 13, 2006

KRCummings said:
Is a piece of ass ever NOT worth 3 bucks?

An ass as hot as yours is easily worth the 3 bucks. Much better than the hamburger I could get with it, otherwise.

KRCummings · Jan 13, 2006

Nessitude said:
An ass as hot as yours is easily worth the 3 bucks. Much better than the hamburger I could get with it, otherwise.

Probably depend on how hungry you were.

Nessitude · Jan 13, 2006

KRCummings said:
Probably depend on how hungry you were.

Hmm, good point. Lucky for me, I'm not hungry at all!

Well, I do have a certain hunger... and the only cure? Dirty little whore ass!

KRCummings · Jan 13, 2006

ya know, for a sex forum I woulda thought it'd be more exciting in here.

LeahLo519 · Jan 13, 2006

Me so horny...I love you long, long time!

garbage can · Jan 13, 2006

KRCummings said:
Is a piece of ass ever NOT worth 3 bucks?

Actually, yes, when I was in Italy some decades ago....

Shimp · Jan 13, 2006

come sit on my lap and we can discuss the fee..

KRCummings · Jan 13, 2006

LeahLo519 said:
Me so horny...I love you long, long time!

I'm ok with doing a woman but it's gonna cost you more.

bobuII · Jan 13, 2006

3 bucks

puting my hand in my pants and pulling out 3 bucks and waveing in frunt of u I un zip my pants and pulls out my cock all raedy hard get the fuck over haer and get on your knees and suck my cock u whore :devil:

LeahLo519 · Jan 13, 2006

KRCummings said:
I'm ok with doing a woman but it's gonna cost you more.

Nonsense, it should be way cheaper. Just let me do all the work and have it be free, ummk?

lilminx · Jan 13, 2006

KRCummings said:
My manager said that I can't go lower than that or he'd use the coat hanger again. I really don't want that.

Does he use wire hangers? If he does, I'll pay the three dollars to see that.

Scuttle Buttin' · Jan 13, 2006

lilminx said:
Does he use wire hangers? If he does, I'll pay the three dollars to see that.

Using plastic ones is the real talent, though.

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