A Lit Charity Auction - Donation pledges

From this idea: https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=390919

Please give only one post, announcing what you would donate to a Lit auction, I'd like to see what we could peddle. Discussions ici, si vous plait.


The winner of my auction would recieve the opportunity to compose a photo of me. I would take the photo in whatever pose and with whatever props (assuming I own them/can reasonably acquire them on a student's income (ie v.v.v.cheap)!) requested. The winner would get a large copy of this photo and it would be my forum av for at least a month. The only limitations would be 1) I'm not showing my face, 2) I wouldn't show my genitals unless I very, very, very, very trusted the winner and they would not be appearing as an av (for a prolonged period, at least!). Aside from that, your imagination's the limit.

Who else wants to pledge?

The Earl

The winner of my auction will recieve one phone call of indeterminate length (no less than 10 minutes... let's see how the conversation goes after that.) The only limitations I would place on this phone call is that I'm not willing to engage in phone sex (never on a first date! ) I will also not give out my personal phone number. If you'd like one more piece of the puzzle that is McKenna, bid away!


Money for this auction will be donated to the Yellowstone Park Foundation. Minimum bid is $5. This auction ends on Wednesday, December 7th, at 8:00 pm Mountain Standard Time. Please PM me with your bids; winning bidder will be announced on Wednesday evening.


International bidders welcome!

I am happy to give a voice story, written to custom and with audio.

EDIT to add 1500 words max and even (GAG) submissive (That should up the ante a bit - lol )

I have something solid to offer; a hand-turned, wooden lingham, phallus, or dildo- call it what you like
These items are very lovely, a little on the vintage romantic side.
(I was browsing my computer looking for a photo, but I'm not seeing any- I'll have to shoot some this week)
They feature the natural colors of any on a number of fine woods.

They are satiny smooth and guaranteed- no splinters!

The winner will be able to choose amongst the multitude of sizes... Via PM, for privacy, and this item will arrive via post in a plain brown wrapper...

Hmmmm.....I've done a few custom AVs for folks around here. I'd be glad to do some of those. Usually made with photos a person sends to me, but not a requirement.

(It's not a trick to get nekkid pics of even more AH-ers. Really it's not! <insert innocent look here>)

ETA: Charity being Mercy Corps

I'll offer these:

The phone call thing that Mac came up with
A personal story written to specifications (just give me a little time to write it)
An in-depth edit

I'd offer a pic, but alas, no digital camera.

My charity: The Friends of Pine Ridge Propane Project

cloudy said:

I'll offer these:

The phone call thing that Mac came up with
A personal story written to specifications (just give me a little time to write it)
An in-depth edit

I'd offer a pic, but alas, no digital camera.

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I upted my ante (see edit) will you?

CharleyH said:

I upted my ante (see edit) will you?

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Anything you can do, I can do.

I'll offer:

An in-depth edit (or multiple edits, if needed) on one story
Personalized sig line/tag line (winner gets to pick my sig/tag for month)
Personalized story (just give me time to write it)

My charity- The American Red Cross Hurricane Relief

I will offer either a song or a reading of the winner's choice. The song has to be one that I'm capable of singing (I'm not brilliant, so some songs will be out) or the reading must be under 1,500 words. Otherwise, it's English accenty-goodness ahoy.

The Earl

I will be willing to do at least the custom story idea...photos aren't a matter for bidding, but for trusting, as is my real name....I would read the story for a person, no problem.

And I wouldn't put many limitations on the story except the actual Literotica ones. If it is publishable here, I'll attempt it, even if it involves something totally outside my normal train of thought.

(this post is duplicated from the original thread...)

I will offer up:
A hand made basket of approx. 10X8 inches with hand carved handle.
A folk art stained glass 'star' tree topper. Jewel tones. approx 4x5 inches.
A humorous story staring the bidder and their selected plot.

All bids to start at $5. Donations to go to the Salvation Army.

I'll put up one pic of bidders choice. Pose, props what have you. Keep in mind that all pics are taken by myself. Any limitations will be discussed.

One simple court dress or dublet, value $55. Allow 3-5 weeks for production and delevery.

Machine knitt llama wool scarf.

Charity: Ronald McDonald House of Greater Cincinnati