The World's Wurst Get Rich Quick Scheme

Queersetti

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(CNN) -- Federal agents found and destroyed 845 pounds of bologna and 100 pounds of cheese someone smuggled into the United States from Mexico, the Department of Homeland Security said Monday.

The man had the illicit sandwich fixings hidden under clothes in 14 suitcases when he was caught April 4, said Sue Challis, spokeswoman for U.S. Customs and Border Protection.

Challis said she did not know whether the man brought in bread as well. The items were destroyed, she said.

The smoked meat was in 80 large rolls that the man hoped to sell at a local swap meet, according to a press release from the CBP agency, which is part of the Homeland Security Department.

Border Patrol agents conducting a routine baggage inspection found the items when the bus the man was riding reached a checkpoint north of Las Cruces, New Mexico, on its way to Albuquerque, the agency said.

Challis said the man is Mexican and had the appropriate papers to enter the United States. He gave up the products voluntarily and was sent on his way.

The agency said the man stood to make a hefty profit. "The processed bologna rolls, which cost about $7 or $8 in Mexico, can bring three or four times that price in the United States," it said.
 
Queersetti said:
...The man had the illicit sandwich fixings hidden under clothes in 14 suitcases when he was caught ...

not even shout would get those stains out.
 
Just recently I was charged extra for my over 50 lb suitcase ! And it only contained a few extra dildoes :D

Can't imagine the cost for a 800lb sausage!
 
A few years ago Cuistoms impounded some hand-tied fishing flies that were so realistic Customs thought they were real flies that happened to be endangered. The man who tied the flies had been invited to come to USA to show his craft. He arrived, spoke at a conference, and left, ... 2 years later he still had not gotten his flies back from Customs. Seems they were still trying to figure out if the flies were real.
 
Image said:
Just recently I was charged extra for my over 50 lb suitcase ! And it only contained a few extra dildoes :D

Can't imagine the cost for a 800lb sausage!


 
Let me guess. He was busted because it's against the law?

Ishmael
 
Nobody Special said:
sorry not worth responding too....... sorry to waist my time.......

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Guess we know who's alt you are.

And for the record, you responded.
 
Johnny Depp said:
Guess we know who's alt you are.

And for the record, you responded.
That guy's been trolling my posts like it's going out of style as if he was somebody special...
 
HeavyStick said:
You worked with Elliot Ness didn't you?

The "bologna across the border" caper. Never made it to the series.

Ishmael
 
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