Artists of Erotica...

rhinoguy said:
HAlo,
Why does she look bored?

Because her three best friends, Brad, Mark and Randy, all managed to come down with shingles at the same time. That means she won't be hanging out at her favorite bar and getting hammered like they usually do every week. It's probably for the best, though. She's getting a bit of a rasp in her voice, so she'll probably stay home, wait for the cold medicine to kick in, and then she'll be laying like a log and out like a light. Tomorrow she'll probably be lumbering around the house with a nasty hack...

It's probably better that she didn't go out. She only has about 16 pennies to her name.

:D

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rhinoguy said:
Speaking of stick people.

generally i prefer my models to be less like twigs!

I was sure that if I rooted around here enough that I could find some well-built stud to screw these two without thinking they were as useless as tits on a board...
 
rhinoguy said:
apparently that liar, Pinochio, has wood and would also like to volunteer.

(Black Tulip....i know! I know!...I'll Do it!)

Pinnochio: Master of the DP! *James Bond theme music* :nana:
 
Sorry guys. I'm use to porn slang. Yes, Double Penetration.

In your guesses you forgot about Dr Pepper. How lonely the Dr must feel right now...

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LOL You must be doing this on purpose.
Who the f**k is Dr. Pepper?
Or is that the soft drink?

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rhinoguy said:
heheheeh Abstruse!
when ever i see the word Armadillo.. I think ARMORED DILDO...and i have somewhere a sketch of such a thing...though it looks pretty scary. One would have to be pretty heavy into the SM/BD scene to USE it.
Why am I not surprised? :D
 
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