grumpyoldperv
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Welcome Miss Hallie. And you are way above average my dear.
Long time listener, first time caller
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Justabaldguy70
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What did the shark say to the clown fish?
You taste a little funny!
You taste a little funny!
I was well before I saw your posts and now - well, let's just say I'm better than well!! Thanks for sharing and putting up with us admiring you so much. You are definitely not average by any means!
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?
Todger65
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Always did like ‘one for the weekend’ better if it was two or three at least
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Bob, the lead Professional and manager at a posh Golf Resort, was enjoying a beer at the clubhouse bar with his buddies.
When suddenly, the door crashed open and in stormed an irate Hallie. While Hallie was quite the looker, she was also know for her fiery temper and shape tongue. Bob braced for conflict.
"What kind of F...ing golf club are you running here!" She raged on, "I was just attacked and stung by a swarm of nasty bees!"
"Now calm down Hallie..."
"Don't tell me to calm down you incompetent fool, I was viciously stung!"
"Ok...ok, where were you stung, Hallie?"
"Between the first and second holes," she blurted.
Bob paused a moment, scratched his chin, then replied, "Well Hallie, I've been telling you all year that your stance is too wide."
Enjoy your weekend and nice ink.
When suddenly, the door crashed open and in stormed an irate Hallie. While Hallie was quite the looker, she was also know for her fiery temper and shape tongue. Bob braced for conflict.
"What kind of F...ing golf club are you running here!" She raged on, "I was just attacked and stung by a swarm of nasty bees!"
"Now calm down Hallie..."
"Don't tell me to calm down you incompetent fool, I was viciously stung!"
"Ok...ok, where were you stung, Hallie?"
"Between the first and second holes," she blurted.
Bob paused a moment, scratched his chin, then replied, "Well Hallie, I've been telling you all year that your stance is too wide."
Enjoy your weekend and nice ink.
Mr_bogey
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Thanks Ed McMahon
latino_88
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Not at all average! You are super sexy, and have beautiful abs. I am glad you decided to post.
Do give me a shout if you come down to London
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Gorgeous legs my dear. Very shapely. Excuse me while I imagine them wrapped around my waist.
A joke huh? How about this one… I'm really excited for the next autopsy club. It's open Mike night!
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Please call back.
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Morning all. Thanks for the jokes, and the replies in general.
I hope you're all well and that you had a good weekend.
Have a great Monday and keep the jokes coming
X
I hope you're all well and that you had a good weekend.
Have a great Monday and keep the jokes coming
X
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Londonguy69
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Good morning Hallie and thanks for sharing your pics. Seeing them is best way to start the new week, very sexy
Todger65
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Very nice. Is that Bambi on your thigh
theeonanist
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Nope. Nothing “average“ about you. Totes gorgeous. Great tats too.
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You have good taste (speaking about the t-shirt, obviously).
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Thanks for all the kind words.
Did you all have a good Monday?
Did you all have a good Monday?
UpT1gh7
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As mondays go, it wasn’t awful. Seeing your pictures certainly made it more enjoyable!
Hallie_Jazz
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Hallie_Jazz
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Morning all.
I hope the jokes haven't dried up.
Happy hump day. I Hope it's a good one for all of you.
Xx
I hope the jokes haven't dried up.
Happy hump day. I Hope it's a good one for all of you.
Xx
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