Why are there so many blurt threads?

Ann_Tagonist

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Waking
Stream of consciousness
On a sleeping
Street of dreams
Thoughts
Like scattered leaves
Slowed in mid-fall
Into the streams
Of fast running rivers
Of choice and chance
And time stops here on the delta
While they dance, while they dance
I love the child
Who steers this riverboat
But lately he's crazy
For the deep
And the river seems dreamlike
In the daytime
And someone keeps thinking
In my sleep
Of fast running rivers
Of choice and chance
And It seems as if time stops here on the delta (Time stops here on the delta)
While they dance, while they dance, while they dance, do, do, do
do, do, do
do, do, do
do, do, do
do, do, do
do, do, do
do, do, do
do, do, do
do, do, do
do, do, do
...
 
4 seems like overkill. Blurt wars. :rolleyes:
How can there be popularity contests on a board where 98% of posters are self professed assholes? (Tryharder gets a pass cuz she's ADORABLE.:rose:)
 
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For My Lethargic Breasts
A Love Poem by ann
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Calm is lethargic,
And so are you.

Orchids are white,
Ghost ones are rare,
Your disease is kinky,
And so is your hair.

Magnolia grows,
With buds like eggs,
Frieze is sculptured,
And so are your legs.

Sunflowers reach,
Up to the skies,
Whites are bloodshot,
And so are your eyes.

Foxgloves in hedges,
Surround the farms,
Your tree is gnarly,
And so are your arms.

Daisies are pretty,
Daffies have style,
A lanturn is illuminating,
And so is your smile.

Breasts are beautiful,
Just like you.
 
amazing, thanks

'Lush!' said I, 'thing of dipsomaniac.'
On that day my soul grew lucullan
By the grave I saw the lushes
I awoke and flung the glossy
Lush - tormentor of my dreams
Much I marvelled the sunlit sot
Once upon a midnight plush
'Lush!' chuckled I, 'Yes lush!'
 
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Frankly, you people have gotten way too boring. I know the trolls will be disappointed...and that's a long list. :)

I've been here awhile under a few different accounts and I've never seen it like this. Don't think there's a rally left in the team.

meh.

To each his own. :)

You should do a thread on it. :)

So...like...where ya goin'? :)

I could use a good fuck or two. :)

Hit me...beat me...make me write bad checks. :)

At least I'm not a stupid slut. :)

On one hand, they want to be able to attack you anomalously with multiple accounts while protecting their root account.

On the other hand, they desperately want everyone to know who they are to garner approval.

Sad and desperate.

You should do a thread on it. :)



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Why are there so many blurt threads?

1. The self-described "open minded just here for friendship and fun flirting" set are in fact closed minded self absorbed twats who used to hang out in 1 thread, put everyone outside their Friendship Society on Ignore and judge/insult/demean everyone else. The China White of hypocrisy.

2. As one of their targets, I thought it might be fun to see what happens if I took the Longest Running Thread in the History of Lit...away from them. As I guessed, they're torn between leaving me on Ignore and giving up their Beloved Thread, or taking me off Ignore and being forced to read my truths. Either way, I Win. The Biggest Win in the history of the GB, perhaps. With 1post. Beautiful. (oh, and thanks to Que for the reach around to get me there)

3. So I did. And the very next day I received a prayer from you guessed it, the girl with, well you know what kind of eyes she got.
 
Why are there so many blurt threads?

1. The self-described "open minded just here for friendship and fun flirting" set are in fact closed minded self absorbed twats who used to hang out in 1 thread, put everyone outside their Friendship Society on Ignore and judge/insult/demean everyone else. The China White of hypocrisy.

2. As one of their targets, I thought it might be fun to see what happens if I took the Longest Running Thread in the History of Lit...away from them. As I guessed, they're torn between leaving me on Ignore and giving up their Beloved Thread, or taking me off Ignore and being forced to read my truths. Either way, I Win. The Biggest Win in the history of the GB, perhaps. With 1post. Beautiful. (oh, and thanks to Que for the reach around to get me there)

3. So I did. And the very next day I received a prayer from you guessed it, the girl with, well you know what kind of eyes she got.

It's not easy, being left off the PM chain letter...as far as keeping up with the gossip goes. Kinda like when GFY won the Blurt Lottery. That one went on forever. Where will luke go to solicit weak minded women now? :)
 
It's not easy, being left off the PM chain letter...as far as keeping up with the gossip goes. Kinda like when GFY won the Blurt Lottery. That one went on forever. Where will luke go to solicit weak minded women now? :)

I've always enjoyed not participating in the PM scene. Then again, I finished middle school.
 
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